Gustav

STOP GIVING BEAV IDEAS

Updated My stuff is mainly for other leagues these days because I still love to write articles in the league where I'm active enough to write about interesting things and know what I'm talking about...but hopefully it's still enjoyable to look at here.

Dabbing noises. Sun rising noises. The sound of pure death. Last night, @Doomsday, the JESTER, promised to take down @ContinentalCup036, who he had labeled as evil. Sure enough, upon further inspection, a pen and a big stack of paper is found inside his house, and there are hundreds of fake signatures pinned to the walls. He was the FORGER. There are only three people up and walking today, and @jhatty8 is the other one missing. He was killed by a member of the MAFIA, and, to the surprise of nobody who's been watching, he was a VIGILANTE. @solas, the GODFATHER, and @Ricer13, the HYPNOTIST, look at @Mr_Hatter, the town's last TRANSPORTER, and gesture toward the tree where four town members have already met their demise. CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR WINNERS, THE MAFIA AND THE JESTER! I hope everyone enjoyed playing this game! Here is a link to the dead server for anyone (players and non-players alike) who would like to join in the postgame discussion. Here is a link to the game's spreadsheet for all the nerds. I'll see you in a few weeks--this is the last game for a bit, and this time I actually mean that. Until then, keep yourselves busy, keep yourselves safe, and consider joining a game in the EFL or the SBA should one start there! @a_Ferk @BarzalGoat @Berocka @bigAL @ContinentalCup036 @Devise @DoktorFunk @Doomsday @gorlab @jhatty8 @MMFLEX @Mike @Mr_Hatter @Nykonax @omgitshim @Rayzor_7 @Ricer13 @solas @Spartan

"I watched @Doomsday kill the Jailor!" says @ContinentalCup036. The town hears this, and naturally decides to hang @Doomsday, who's gotten by up to this point with claims of being the town SHERIFF. You know the deal--get enough votes and dead goes the target. Tonight is no exception. Was he a Sheriff? List of those alive (putting up here because the last will spoiler wrecked the formatting and I can't type below it): Last will:

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does a day go by without you poopin in the sky birdboy? fucking stupid question.

Ok fine Dil [insert tag here] it's time for you to just stop. You can't even construct a proper sentence, you're typing like you're straight out of grade seven. I really wish you would stop attempting to impress people when being honest and truthful gets you much further in life with adults than anything else (unless you want to be in politics, I guess). Everyone here is calling you out, not because the claims aren't possible, but because there are many different versions of the claims you are making. That is the top sign someone is fabricating a story, the fine details are never the same more than a handful of time. Also, just remember, OHL players are student-athletes and are actually expected to be above grade averages... last time I checked anyway. When you claim things like you've taken McDavid one in a one on one, or 'deked out' Nurse, you have to understand that anyone with a head on their shoulders is going to question you about it simply because of one thing: If it's too good to be true, then it probably is. If it quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it's a duck. You keep creating additional stories that only dig you further into the ground and now you've made yourself a target instead of simply stopping and saying to yourself: 'Huh, okay, it seems like they're not impressed.' You're not impressing anyone, and your trash talk is about as weak as a FORTNITE players. For yourself, and your reputation, you need to stop.

Ain't that what living is all about? The Grand Poobah wakes up just before 1 and prepares for another day of referring to himself in the third person. Here's ferk's last will because I'm stupid: We got another death on our hands, and it's a big one! The MAFIA has decided they've seen enough of @BarzalGoat, and he's off to the other side. He was, as everyone assumed, the JAILOR. Last will: List of those alive (6): Votes needed: 4

I guess the portal doesn't update username changes https://vhlportal.com/players/playerfocus/2036

@Z16 I assume? lol

Back in my day Jardy something something

I’m on mobile again and I hate it. @a_Ferk is dying; he was ESCORT. @a_Ferk @BarzalGoat @ContinentalCup036 @Doomsday @jhatty8 @Mr_Hatter @Ricer13 @solas

(5 votes needed btw, I got to the bottom of the post and the editor window got weird on me)

Dok did not leave a last will! I may be dumb, but at least I'm not stupid. It's time for Day 6 to start! The Grand Poobah wakes up to a loud yeeting from the town prison. You know what that means! Somebody's been killed by the JAILOR! That somebody turns out to be @bigAL, who's been beaten to death... Next up is @Spartan, who's been given the standard MAFIA Tommy Gun treatment. Upon further inspection, he turns out to be... But wait! There's more! Last night, a VIGILANTE decided that they'd seen enough non-action to put their own life on the line. As a consequence, @Mike, a purported VETERAN, was shot last night. Was he really the Vet, as he claimed? NO LAST WILLS FOR YOU HATTER! Time note: N6 may not start exactly on time, but probably close to it. List of those alive (8):

This is weird on mobile! Apologies in advance for messed-up formatting. We’re killing @DoktorFunk! I’ll keep this short: he was an INVESTIGATOR. Time note: sleeping in tomorrow. List of those alive: @a_Ferk @BarzalGoat @bigAL @ContinentalCup036 @DoktorFunk @Doomsday @jhatty8 @Mike @Mr_Hatter @Ricer13 @solas @Spartan (Man, this is harder than I thought on mobile. Some stuff is messed up, I’ll correct tomorrow)

Tracker: Dok - 6 (Barzy, River, bigAL, solas, Continentalcup, ferk) votes needed: 7

Definitive PROOF that it was @Renomitsu

omg's last will, because a giant bright blue cell that says "POST LAST WILLS" isn't enough to get my attention:

Time for Day 5! @omgitshim died last night! Killed by the MAFIA, he was a TRAPPER. Time note: pretty much the same as yesterday. I'll do my best to get everything out at 9, but no promises. List of those alive (12): Votes needed today: 7

Good to read this. I've seen some of these types of threads basically devolve into "let the community make all the decisions" but I do agree with this sentiment. EFL did basically this and I'd say it was a success. With that being said, I do think that the decisions made in this case ultimately were fine, but can definitely understand the need for outside input in the future.

How so?

I was going to say I thought the name sounded familiar...

The real challenge is using every one of those stocks in one sig.