Gustav

Better o p t i c s

Someone take one of my votes and switch it to Adrienne

Jerry Garcia trade tree

It's ok, no hips at least.

Fine, it was a good one.

I'm not going to get angry over this, but Condor Adrienne should ABSOLUTELY be on the ballot and he isn't. 55 points and better defensive stats than most who are up there. He's not just someone who deserves to be considered, he's someone who deserves to get in. Meanwhile, on the ballot, we've also got: I'm sure something like this was just something that went unnoticed and not anything purposefully done, but this is the guy who won the Wylde last season and produced close to that level this season, and he a) didn't get voted in last season, and b) doesn't even have the chance to get voted in this season.

Being "Motza" is one of the most uneducated, willfully ignorant, dangerous, and irresponsible stances you can have in today's world. All the world's resources at your fingertips and you believe you know better than the doctors and scientists behind years of studies and research, likely because you read a blog one time. It's asinine and frankly, criminal.

Oh yeah, I forgot about this: Here's the game's spreadsheet, for all you nerds: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HVWD93r93l_B6jD3HfqMrFqL7z8BQpd6Fv7Nx_lKWLE/edit?usp=sharing

It's the end of the day, and the town has reached a verdict. Communication gets a lot easier in smaller groups, as @Spartan is not too happy to find out. The two people left not named Spartan (goddamn Athenians) agree to go for the lynch and end it. He smells quite a bit like hair oil and ravioli, but @DoktorFunk brushes it off. It's time to put this whole situation to bed, once and for all. Spartan dies, and at this point nobody really reacts to it. After all, they've seen everyone else they know get killed off one way or another. Dok and Berocka head over to Spartan's house, where they find @Proto's old handgun, now passed down twice. Spartan was the MAFIOSO. What happens now, you ask? It's time for everyone who hasn't gotten an invite to get an invite to the Dead server, should they like to join! Here it is: https://discord.gg/xvGcmQ GAME OVER! I'm taking a bit of a break after this one, but next one should be fired up in a couple weeks--so stay tuned!

Hounds alumni signing day?

Congrats @Patrik Tallinder!

FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY

DAY EIGHT! No real search party is needed; by this point the town is small enough that anyone can just take a look and see what's up. @a_Ferk is missing, first of all. A good look over at his house shows him on the floor with his beaked plague mask on--but instead of flowers, tonight it's been stuffed with chlorine tablets. He was the DOCTOR, and couldn't save himself from what he lived to prevent--the PESTILENCE. @McWolf is missing, too, and it's not too long before the town finds him. He's also been given a taste of his own medicine, so to speak--lit on fire and burned, he was another victim of the PESTILENCE. He was an ARSONIST. ...and then there were three! @DoktorFunk @Spartan @Berocka

It's the end of the seventh day, and the town is considerably quieter. Well, of course it is! Why wouldn't it be? Five people died last night. Anyway, here we are, we're one night short of a full week, and the jury has reached a unanimous verdict. This time, it's @LastOneUp being killed--likely not the last one up to die, unfortunately, as I would have so much fun making that announcement. His lynching is about as uneventful as lynchings get, but when his body is examined, a bulletproof vest is found under his jacket. He was a BODYGUARD. LastOneUp did not leave a will. It's time for Night 7 to begin! List of those alive:

Vote tracker: LastOneUp: 4 (Spartan, McWolf, DoktorFunk, a_Ferk) McWolf: 1 (LastOneUp) Votes needed for lynching: 4

Vote tracker: LastOneUp: 3 (Spartan, McWolf, DoktorFunk) McWolf: 1 (LastOneUp) Votes needed for lynching: 4

Seattle 3-2

Calgary Seattle Malmo Prague

Ah, sleep! The only real defense against tiredness! Anyway... First of all, let's get the most boring kill of the night out of the way: last night, @Joe Exotic was executed by the JAILOR. He was the GODFATHER. "But Gustav," you ask, "Why is that boring? That's the Godfather! That's the Jailor! That's some high-quality Town of Salem action!" And, normally, I'd stand in agreement with you. But... Town of Salem! It's lit! QUITE LITERALLY! Just about half the town wakes up today, only to find the other half of the town on fire. It's all put out, but it seems that an ARSONIST has decided to make their presence known. The following are reported to be dead: @omgitshim, the JESTER @Mike, the JAILOR @BladeMaiden, the SHERIFF @BarzalGoat, the TRACKER But that's not all! Those who are alive are all coughing. @diamond_ace first presumes that it's due to smoke inhalation, but town-Doctor-in-training @Renomitsu has other ideas. "Oh no," he says. "The PESTILENCE is upon us..." Joe Exotic did not leave a last will. omg's last will: Mike's last will: Blade's last will: Barzy's last will: List of those alive (6):

Will he even be in the playoff index?

The sixth day has ended, and more people are suspicious. But of whom? It seems that the town doesn't quite know, either; no decision has been made. We head into Night 6, with the same people alive as we had last night...

Vote tracker: Joe Exotic - 5 (Mike, Barzy, Berocka, McWolf, a_Ferk) LastOneUp - 2 (omg, DoktorFunk) Votes needed to lynch: 6

Vote tracker: Joe Exotic - 4 (Mike, Barzy, Berocka, McWolf) LastOneUp - 2 (omg, DoktorFunk) Votes needed to lynch: 6

@Devise sim

Edit: you know what, I'll take this out. I tried to make my response as abstractly-worded and "not giving stuff away" as possible but found that impossible to do. Those that read it have read it, I don't think you've gained any significant information but in case you're smarter than me and somehow may have I'm getting rid of the response.