Gustav

This is cool. Great logo swapping work.

Vote tracker: Mike - 2 Votes needed to lynch: 4

Malmo 3-2

Malmo Prague Davos Moscow

It's the start of the tenth day, and someone in the morning search party notices a particular lack of racism afoot. They head over to the house of @Berocka and see he's been given a stake through the heart. "He was a Vampire!" yells @enigmatic. But, upon further review, they find his house full of wooden stakes, crucifixes, and garlic. He was, in fact, the VAMPIRE HUNTER. The MAFIA has simply decided that he needed a taste of his own medicine. Berocka's last will (slurs removed by moderator discretion): List of those alive: Votes needed to lynch today: 4

Day 9, not day 8, as I said this morning afternoon, is over. The Fonzi Tree's branches sway gently in the wind. There's no violent jerk, no noise, and there are no people gathered there either. Today saw more confusion, with almost a majority voting to take out @Rayzor_7 and a couple dissenting opinions in favor of stringing up @Mike, but while there are votes, there is not unity. Everyone lives. Night 9 begins now! List of those living:

Vote tracker: Rayzor - 4 Mike - 2 Votes needed to lynch: 5

Vote tracker: Rayzor - 3 Votes needed to lynch: 5

Vote tracker: Rayzor - 2 Votes needed to lynch: 5

Philliefan's last will:

The sun is up, but the Grand Poobah isn't. That's what happens when you get to sleep in after being tired for three days. Anyway! Turns out that it is positively NOT a good morning for @Philliefan. The town heads over to his house and looks inside to see that he's been killed by the WEREWOLF. He was the LOOKOUT. "But we got the Werewolf yesterday!" says literally everyone. And to that, I tell you this--I know what I wrote yesterday. I know what I wrote today. I wrote nothing wrong. Figure it out! Day 8! List of those living: Votes needed to lynch today: 5

Also tagging the members: @ROOKIE745 @efiug @DrHexDex

@gorlab am I stupid or are all of these better than the one you actually submitted?

(Sebster did not leave a last will btw)

The eighth day draws to a close. It's one quiet town, once again, but today enough votes came in for the town to find @Sebster03 guilty of foul play. He hasn't said much yet, and he continues to not say much while he's being walked over to the Fonzi (and Josh, and McWolf) tree. Right at his final moments, he turns to the crowd that has gathered and says his last words: "Bye motherfucks see ya" And just like that, he's gone. Sebster was the WEREWOLF, and I'm very happy I won't get autocorrected to "Webster" for the rest of the game. Night 8 begins now! You know the deal. List of those alive:

Anything is better than the current abomination

Vote tracker: Sebster - 6 Votes needed to lynch: 6

@.sniffuM

Vote tracker: Sebster - 5 Votes needed to lynch: 6

Vote tracker: Sebster - 4 Votes needed to lynch: 6

Damn I did this to Shawn last week and thought that was the only tag I missed in the copy-paste.

Vote tracker: Sebster - 3 Votes needed to lynch: 6

For the week ending 4/5... 1. TIME TRAVEL NOISES. You are yourself, 5 years before you joined the league. Today's you suddenly appears, tells you about the VHL, and asks you to sign up. Are you interested, and do you do it? 2. New York is NOT off to a good start! What can we do to make it worse? 3. Who on our team is most likely to show up to a game drunk? 4. The team holds a cookout for charity. What do you make? 5. Our #1 goaltender and returning starter Samuel Ross has somewhat struggled, while our #2 guy Pekka Pouta has put up decent numbers, all things considered. Who do we trust most to take down New York in this coming run of sims? 6. How are you, in real life, affected by the current situation? Are you doing OK job-wise, time-wise, people-wise, all that stuff? What's changed for you? @Anthony Matthews @RunnerBert11 @DirtyDerek @Esso2264 @Thranduil @Frank @cpetrella @Tyler @Ahma @Josh @Snussu @Brrbisbrr

Updated. I used to be skeptical of the whole "Photoshop is the single best thing you can work with" thing but not anymore.

Vote tracker: Sebster - 2 Votes needed to lynch: 6