Gustav

(with credit to Lefty) @Doomsday died last night, the first execution of the JAILOR. He was a WEREWOLF. Last will: @MMFLEX was taken out by the MAFIA. He was a JESTER. Last will: List of living players (10 because I can't count)

1. How do you feel about your own start to this season, from a statistical standpoint? 2. We're seeing some underwhelming sim results for yet another season. Is there anything obvious to you about the way the team has been run that I'm not seeing? 3. With Jokinen, Jensen, and Dawson out this season, Davos will be losing three players to retirement. How do we compensate in the future? 4. You're trapped in the woods with one NHL player. Which one do you trust to get you out? 5. Another VHL member gets a neck tattoo of your username. who would surprise you the least? 6. Which retired NHL player would you bring back into today's league, if you got the choice of anyone who's ever played? @Jer_Lefebvre @Sonnet @Velevra @McWolf @Big Dee @Lefty_S @Ahma @Advantage @Grape @PadStack @Berocka @Kendrick

"I'm a Tracker!" says @Lefty_S. "We don't care!" says the town. "I'm a Jester!" he says. "Cool." So down he goes. Lefty was a VAMPIRE. I have no reason to be up at any particular time tomorrow. We shall see where that brings us. List of living players (13)

Vote tracker: Lefty - 6 (eagles, sens, Spartan, Jorg x3) Votes needed: 8

Ptyrell's last will:

Yeah sometimes I just forget to take people off the ping list. Sorry about that.

I agree! @Ptyrell was found dead this morning/afternoon/whatever. Killed by a CRUSADER, he was a VAMPIRE HUNTER. I've decided to make the usual day phase ending time 10 instead of 9 now--apparently this doesn't make a difference for the one European in these games I can think of, and it's not like I don't start these day phases too late anyway. List of living players (14)

*slightly more on-time Gustav noises* Everyone decides to vote up @JigglyGumballs for reasons that are unclear to me in the small amount of time I spent skimming for votes. It works, though, because he was a HYPNOTIST. Night phase begins now; I will be awake by 1 tomorrow...not that that's saying much of anything. List of living players (15)

*Gustav noises* @Ricer13 is dead, taken out by the MAFIA. He was a SHERIFF. Last will: Tonight I'm out of work at 9 instead of the last couple nights' 10. Plan accordingly. List of living players (15)

Gustav gets home from work after going absolutely HAM to finish the job of both day shift and night shift. One D2 Sheriff claim and a bit of finger-pointing later, @Devise is put up for a lynching. He claims to be a SPY, but when the chair gets kicked out, unflattering pictures of @McWolf in envelopes addressed to every house in Salem (Wawa included) fall out of his pocket. He was a BLACKMAILER. N2 starts now; results should be out by noon Eastern tomorrow. List of living players (16)

Night 1 brings us...one corpse. @BarzalGoat is out, taken out by a member of the MAFIA. He was a VAMPIRE. I'm out of work at 10 again tonight. List of living players (17)

I can't believe all the SENTIMENT that's coming with trivia this week.

*Gustav noises* It is TIME FOR NIGHT ONE! Be prepared for the usual Gustav sleep schedule...though I'll at least be up before 1 for the next few days. Submit your night actions on Discord, as always! List of living players (18)

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@fishy

*sad Bills mafia noises* *also mafia noises in general* It's time for the SIXTEENTH iteration of "watch our online friendships disintegrate before our very eyes", presented as per usual by yours truly. No special announcements for this one, so on with the copy-paste and such--brought to you with the usual ANTI-LIGHT MODE SENTIMENT. -JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER! YOU'RE REQUIRED TO! HERE'S ANOTHER LINK! -I'm going with my usual starting and ending times as a general guideline: WHENEVER THE HELL I WAKE UP marks the start of each day phase, and 9 PM EST marks the start of each night phase. Those will be the times that I'll aim for, but, officially, the start of one phase and the end of another comes whenever I make the announcement. You'll be pinged. I will do my best to give out expected announcement times, but I reserve the right to kick off any phase at any time. -No talking in this thread during night phases. That goes for everybody, regardless of role. I have no power to lock this thread at night, and there's no official penalty for talking in here at night, but if you see one of your fellow citizens doing so, please yell at them for me. -Do not edit posts. I've been relaxed about not yelling at people who have, but editing is a sneaky way to take out potentially incriminating information. If you say something stupid, too bad. Don't change it. -If you are reasonably able to be online at the start of the night phases, please make an effort to do so. The JAILOR (if there is a Jailor) is able to speak with you in their own Discord channel at night, and that is when I will put the Jailor's target in said channel. If it is within your power to do so and doesn't present a huge inconvenience, please be online when the night phase starts and please join the server out of respect for the Jailor and their time. If you know you won't be around at the start of the night phase, it might be helpful to give me a message to forward to the Jailor during the day phase should you be placed in jail that night. -DO NOT PM ANYBODY. All communication must happen in this thread, unless you have already received an invite to a Discord server where you may speak as well. If you haven't, keep everything here. Should you wish to contact someone directly, too bad! Whispers don't exist in this format. -STAY ACTIVE. If you do go two day and night phases in a row without speaking in public, speaking in a private Discord, or sending me a night action (or specifically telling me you do not want to take a night action), I will swing the Mighty Gustav Hammer of Death. You do not want the Mighty Gustav Hammer of Death, and neither does anybody on your side. -NO ROLES ARE OFF THE TABLE. If you play the online game, you may be familiar with a Classic mode being the default, where many of the newer roles are not used. In these games, if the evil faction is the Mafia, ALL roles which are not members of the Coven may be used, and vice versa. This includes Any All and Town Traitor. -Last but not least, friendly reminder that no discussion relevant to this game in particular is allowed in the #general channel of the game server while this game is running. -Just kidding! Actually last but not least--IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO CHECK YOUR DISCORD CHANNEL FOR NOTIFICATIONS PRIOR TO EACH DAY PHASE. It might not end well for you if you don't! -And last but not least for the third time, if you choose to change a night action, please, please, send a new message rather than editing your old one. I've missed changes because of this before as an edit doesn't give me any sort of notification if I've already seen and missed the first one...so make sure I've got it right by separating your submissions! Role list: 2x TOWN PROTECTIVE 2x TOWN SUPPORT 2x TOWN INVESTIGATIVE 1x TOWN KILLING 3x RANDOM TOWN 1x GODFATHER 1x MAFIOSO 2x RANDOM MAFIA 1x NEUTRAL KILLING 2x RANDOM NEUTRAL 1x ANY OF THE ABOVE Player list (18): @BarzalGoat @Berocka @Blazzer @Caboose30 @Devise @Doomsday @JigglyGumballs @JorgTheGoat03 @Ledge_and_Dairy @Lefty_S @MMFLEX @Mr_Hatter @omgitshim @osens @Ptyrell @Ricer13 @Spartan @WentzKneeFan036 I am out of work at 9 tomorrow (today? whatever) for those wondering. Night 1 kicks off when I get home. Have fun!

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Jailor is usually good for average days lived and kills (and K/D if town wins). Jailor is also the obvious answer though so that's kind of boring. (Also game still starting Monday night so get those late sign-ups in while you can!)

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This would be great imo. We have: -San Antonio (7th largest city in the US) -Austin (11th) -Jacksonville (12th) -Fort Worth (13th) -San Francisco (14th) -Indianapolis (17th) -El Paso (21st) -Portland (24th) -Oklahoma City (27th) -Memphis (28th) -Louisville (29th) -Baltimore (30th) -Milwaukee (31st) ...as well as many, many others... And in Canada: -Quebec City (8th) -Hamilton (9th) -Kitchener (10th) -Victoria (12th) -Oshawa (14th) -Windsor (15th) -St. Catharines/Niagara Falls (17th) -Regina (18th) -St. John's (19th) -Kelowna (20th) ...all without either a VHL or NHL franchise. Montreal would be great but this is a nice thing to think about as well.