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  1. FRI-DAY-NIGHT

    I'm thinking that we just might
    Fly away to someplace
    They don't know
    Who we are

  2. can someone explain this to me like I am 4 years old
  3. I think ideally VHL is a community-based forum and runs on incorporating all members into activities where and when it's possible. This isn't Sport Illustrated or TIME. Having rotating designers and writers based on who wants to do it also caters to individuals schedules and allows newer members to practice, improve, get experience, and be involved - this is the way. Community-based magazine where all can have opportunities to contribute with wavering quality >>>>>>>>>>>> repeat product with unrealistically high standards and pressure on those who need to have output And yes should be all PT regardless
  4. 3) ez dubs against degenerate gamblers 4) at least 4 more 5) rooster better not become a chicken in playoffs 6) it would end up with a dead pack of lynx on the road 7) not get drafted back into europe where I am currently exiled for terrorizing all nations with my hasbulla-ness 8) LMAOOOOOOO don't go to grad school, and don't go again after
  5. Cause VSN notoriously is mismanaged, and over works and under pays staff VHL magazine would provide an opportunity for more members to collaborate rather than the same few writers/designers doing the same things over and over while no one else can join (pending staff turnover). Great to see magazine coming back though. I wanted to do this a few years back as well just never enough time and still don't.
  6. Who should headline my dream team? Probably the GOAT:
  7. 1. We are better than everyone 2. VHL Dream team has MGS on it 3. The BFFFs 4. Of course. PP big and strong. Not little and weak. 5. HASBULLA FIGHT NO NEED IMPROVE 6. I don't know who any of those players are
  8. Double-down on the Hogan mentions. Got you loud and clear small muscle weak feeble child
  9. that's not important. What's important is that you read it
  10. держи один глаз открытым сегодня вечером. твоя кончина близка юному падавану
  11. HASBULLA NUMBER 1 IN ALL OF VHL Caption: HASBULLA getting ready for the big Mexico City Game. ХАСБУЛЛА Магомедов — лучший игрок РХЗП, вышедший в ВХЛ за прошедшее столетие. ХАСБУЛЛА лучше всех забивает все голы со всех мест. ХАСБУЛЛА сражается со всеми мужчинами на льду и хладнокровно оставляет их. ХАСБУЛА всегда побеждает. ХАСБУЛЛА не любит хейтеров в ВХЛ, потому что ОН НЕ МАЛЕНЬКИЙ! ОН БОЛЬШОЙ ЧЕЛОВЕК С БОЛЬШИМИ КУЛАКАМИ И БОЛЬШИМ СЕРДЦЕМ. Caption: HASBULLA practices puck-handling in a traditional way (Mandolorian music in bg). ХАСБУЛЛА НАКАЖЕТ ВСЕХ, КТО СКАЖЕТ ИНОЕ. Когда HASBULLA попадает на лед в VHLM, все съеживаются от страха. ХАСБУЛЛА настолько страшна. Просто посмотри на него. HASBULLA собирается раздавить всех игроков VHLM, как маленьких людей, которыми они и являются. ХАСБУЛЛА номер один Caption: HASBULLA and his pet monkey named @rory. ХАСБУЛЛА не пишет эту статью. Кто-то еще из другого места где-то еще. Хоган поклонится ХАСБУЛЛЕ. ХАСБУЛЛА не нуждается в модерации. ХАСБУЛЛА покорит сначала ЛИГУ, а затем МИР ХОККЕЯ. ХАСБУЛЛА - лучший хоккеист с незапамятных времен, когда Путин создал землю и небо. ХАСБУЛЛА сродни ИИСУСУ. Caption: HASBULLA undressing out of his Mexico City Kings uniform. ХАСБУЛЛА УХОДИТ. __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ ??? English Translation ??? HASBULLA magomedov is the best player from the RCCP to join the VHL in the past century. HASBULLA is the greatest at scoring all goals from all places. HASBULLA fights all men on ice and leaves them in cold blood. HASBULLA always wins. HASBULLA does not like the haters in the VHL because HE IS NOT SMALL! HE IS BIG MAN WITH BIG FISTS AND BIG HEART. HASBULLA WILL PUNISH ALL WHO SAY OTHERWISE. When HASBULLA hits the ice in the VHLM, all cower in fear. HASBULLA is that scary. Just look at him. HASBULLA is going to crush all VHLM players like the little people they are. HASBULLA is number one. HASBULLA is not writing this article. Is someone else from other place somewhere else. Hogan will bow down to HASBULLA. HASBULLA needs no moderation. HASBULLA will conquer first the LEAGUE, next the WORLD of HOCKEY. HASBULLA is best hockey player since dawn of time, when Putin created the earth and heavens. HASBULLA is akin to JESUS. HASBULLA OUT.
  12. price on Hasbulla's head increases day by day with all these TPE gainz
  13. HASBULLA LEARNING ABOUT HOCKEY IN OBSCURE WAYS Hasbulla Magomedov had always loved grey Moscow with its frail, forgotten fancy cars. It was a place where he felt anxious. He was an articulate, snooty, beer drinker with ginger lips and vast ankles. His friends saw him as a grubby, grated giant. Once, he had even revived a dying, injured bird. That's the sort of man he was. Hasbulla walked over to the window and reflected on his industrial surroundings. The moon shone like loving foxes. Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Khabib Nurmagomedov. Khabib was an incredible ogre with pink lips and greasy ankles. Hasbulla gulped. He was not prepared for Khabib. As Hasbulla stepped outside and Khabib came closer, he could see the xenotropic glint in his eye. Khabib gazed with the affection of 8393 proud plain pigeons. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want some more Twitter followers." Hasbulla looked back, even more relaxed and still fingering the squidgy torch. "Khabib, I am your father," he replied. They looked at each other with surprised feelings, like two disgusted, delicious donkeys jogging at a very clumsy funeral, which had orchestral music playing in the background and two clumsy uncles sitting to the beat. Hasbulla regarded Khabib's pink lips and greasy ankles. "I feel the same way!" revealed Hasbulla with a delighted grin. Khabib looked calm, his emotions blushing like a many, mammoth map. Then Khabib came inside for a nice drink of beer. This is precisely what sparked Hasbulla with the idea to be a hockey player. He next joined the KHL and befriended Vladimir Putin (whom he regularly practices with). Hasbulla also spars with Khabib on a regular basis to make sure he will be a good fightin' hockey player. Probably will have the heavyweight belt in the hockey world one day. His size is of no concern. He fudged his stats and actually stands at a mere 2' 5 inches and a feather-like 75 pounds. Will he die as a hockey player? No. He is too soft and too small. In fact, this will work to his advantage. Hasbulla's journey to the VHLM was his next step as he was recruited by a lonely team in Mexico where he will be in the rafters watching games, maybe playing some decent hockey one day. He is excited for his new opportunity after his long-winded introduction into hockey via Khabib. How Hasbulla will fair in the future? Only time will tell. 417 words
  14. Nah I did all that on a separate file. Was quite messy and had easily 50 layers with no labels so would be too hard to explain I should stream/record next time I do it so it's clear - lots of random steps I do
  15. NFT is a video though! And it doesn’t take half. If someone buys, then resells, each time it’s sold I get 50%. This is a special offer just for Beav he said he wanted NFT so I’m making him buy it
  16. Dear@Beaviss, purchase the NFT of your sig here. Once you buy the NFT from me, I will send you the unique link to the GIF that you can use in your signature PSD file for those who want a look: https://drive.google.com/file/d/14h1jJ7PdWtGysqYvT1jgirzvounD4_oH/view?usp=sharing
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