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dylanjj37

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  1. sdm have not contacted juan either
  2. juan ceson is very happy to accept these awards. he will need to move home to make more space for his trophies.
  3. and vegas havent even approached juan yet
  4. you forgot to mentions surprise contender vasteras
  5. cbbe does not own those things. juan ceson owns them. he helps juan manage them.
  6. I do know the law and I know it wasn't broken.
  7. 1. You wrote an article and therefore the fight did not happen. As such, the offence you say happened has not happened. 2. The fight would take place in Sweden where Juan is Head of State and has mad a law saying it is legal for dragons and penguins to fight. Therefore, if the fight did happen it would not have been illegal anyway. In conclusion: THE LAW WAS NOT BROKEN
  8. oh wow thank you
  9. HE'S JUST RETIRING FROM GMING!
  10. yes he provided me with legal advice
  11. @Jason kranz also thanks to my lawyer @Moon
  12. Jason has requested that I write an article about him. He said that he will take my dragons which I own if I do not write an article about him by tomorrow. This is against the law in Nevada, where we are since we live in Las Vegas. My dragons which he has threatened to take are worth more than $100,000 – dragons are very valuable – and so this is a felony and can lead to up to 20 years in prison. I don’t think Jason would survive in prison for 20 years. Wanting me to write an article about him is also Jason trying to get something of value which counts as extortion under Nevada law. This is also a felony and can lead to up to ten years in prison. Both of these sentences also include fines. Remember kids, never give in to blackmailers. Sorry Jason. 149 words
  13. IT WAS BLAZZER AND JASON WHO SABOTAGED MY AMUSEMENT PARK? thank you for this information thunder.
  14. just make sure you pay your rent on time
  15. ummm i tagged the right jason. i just wanted him to read my article. you are the jason mentioned in the article though.
  16. 1. please stop referring to the juan ceson complex as mandalay bay. you may call it the juan ceson complex (formally known as mandalay bay) if you want. 2. juan is only retiring as a pro-am gm. he is not retiring as a player.
  17. thank you for this career-so-far recap
  18. you have a whole suite at the juan ceson complex, just one (paid) monorail ride away from the arena and practice facility
  19. good idea. i am buying your house, knocking it down and building a golf course.
  20. thank you. for his retirement gift, juan would like more business ideas
  21. Juan Ceson has had a great run. He has thoroughly enjoyed his time with the team and he has also really enjoyed the casinos. However, he just does not have enough time in his life to do everything. Something had to go and was not going to be the casinos. Juan's poke-checking school has already been left in the capable hands of his former teammate Jimmy (@Xflexz) and the Juan Ceson Complex (formerly known as Mandalay Bay) is being run by dragons and their owner RC (@Arce). Juan's Bot School is being run by CBBE and Juan's fan club is run by both Juan's Fan Club Manager and his assistant @TopTiddee2. Juan is currently juggling many other things as well such as being King of Sweden and running Ikea, managing Ivan's career and of course, finding people to think of new ideas for the Juan Ceson Co. After his experiences with Jason (@Jason) last season and after moving far, far away from any major casinos, Juan has decided to retire from GMing in the VHL Pro-Am competition. The money he made from the team did not even begin to cover the gambling costs he had to spend to get through running it. He hopes everyone will understand and he wishes the best of luck to the new GMs.
  22. dylanjj37

    Jasons Biography

    sorry it wasnt actually optional
  23. best biography ive read today. needs more mention of juan though.
  24. dylanjj37

    Jasons Biography

    Never give up on your parents' dreams. I can get you a pony or a horse (FOR FREE!) and you can become a horse rider right now. You won't have to keep being an AGM while you do that either. No need to thank me.
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