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Looks like I'll be getting one this season!

great idea lets do it

No interview with Bryn Yrwy? Guess he's too busy in Saskatoon. Otherwise sounds like a great player and a great article!

Guess someone was asleep last season when I got cut from Vegas

I don't think there was anyone that was using the old definition anyway. Who wouldn't earn TPE?!

EXCUSE ME?! COLE HAS BEEN DOING WHAT NOW? @ThunderHOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN?

VHL player name: Juan Ceson Render name: michael raffl Preferred colour(s): green (black/white) Any extra details: please

oh wow thank you so much for your kind words

I thought it was because he didn't want to make him seem too great

Armstrong donated more artifacts.

Juan Ceson has a very large house. Truthfully, he has many large houses but this article is just about one of them. It’s a very, very, very fine house and it has two cats in the garden. There is also something else very special in his garden. It is the most special thing Juan owns (apart from Ivan the Zampony, his yacht and many other things). You see, there’s a gnome at the bottom of his garden and its name is Twists. There’s a gnome at the bottom of his garden and all that it can do is stand there all night and stand there all day. The neighbours say it’s a terrible sight. There’s a gnome at the bottom of Juan’s garden and its name is Twists. Juan doesn’t care what his neighbours say because he loves his gnome Twists and will never get rid of him. He will, however, steal Twists hat and wear it so he looks even cooler than he normally does.

The Hall of Fame was moved to Geneva.

This is not true. Just another one of your lies.

Please don't spoil Part 2's surprise ending! Also @twists great article! Didn't mention how Armstrong is the only player in the Yukon Rush Hall of Fame and had his jersey honoured by Geneva but it's fine.... Can't wait for Part 2!

its all a scam @MubbleFubbles!

sounds like a great guy

1. How did you come up with your player's name? I made a player who was only going to play one season so I could recreate the next season with my best friend @rory. 2. Do you think we have a shot at making the playoffs? You could definitely make the playoffs. But you also might not. 3. Which VHLE team do you hope to be drafted by next season? I won't be drafted to the VHLE next season. 4. What do you think of the Hounds logo? Very blue and very doggy. 5. When you're not online for the VHL what other hobby do you enjoy? There is stuff you can do outside the VHL?! 6. As suggested by @BigIrish (thanks Big Irish!) - what pudding flavor is your favorite? Chocolate pudding is the best but if it's cooked right, Yorkshire.

will yoube sponsored by gatorade

nope, definitely meant vhl! this guy sounds great

tHerE is nothing to worry about, Lovely Person.

hELLO. MY NAME IS JUAN CeSON. THIS IS A STATUS UPDATE. I AM PERFECTlY FINE AND I AM NOT BEING HELD CApTIVE BY THE NEW LAS VEGAS ACES AGm, MY GOOD FRIeND VIpER. IF YOU HAVE HEARD THIS RUMOUR IT IS A LIE. PlEASE DO NOT LISTeN TO THIS RUMOUR. I LOVE THE LaS VEGAs ACeS.

does my cat count? they will earn just as much tpe as i do

Is that 15 TPE per person if they all earn 500 TPE or is it 500 combined from all the people or is it 15 TPE for one person but only one person?

1. good luck jason in your new job as penguin zookeeper. i will miss all your spelling mistakes. 2. the new agm must like bots and also be willing to buy ivan alcohol so that he can score more points 3. i know who the spy is but unfortunately they have paid me a lot of money to not tell anyone they are a spy. if you can beat their pay, i will tell you. 4. juan should give up earning points. he is a defenceman. just focus on hitting people (in the face). 5. atlanta thrashers are my favourite team (bonus points please). they have a very cool logo and i like the blue jersey. also they havent lost a game in over a decade. 6. yes, we can get a roulette wheel mascot. its name will be roully the roulette wheel. you will be able to play giant roulette with its costume.

LAS VEGAS ACES PRESS CONFERENCE 1. As you may know, Jason has stepped down as AGM. What is your favourite thing about/memory of Jason? If you don't know Jason that well, write a message wishing him luck in his new adventures or something similar. 2. What is one thing (or more) you would like to see in or from your new AGM? 3. There are rumours of a spy in the locker room. Who are you suspicious of? Is your player the spy? Who is the spy spying for? 4. Juan Ceson is currently first in number of games played for the Las Vegas Aces. Unfortunately, he is 8th all time in points and second last in points this season. Do you have any advice for how he could earn more points? 5. What is your favourite (real) sports team and why? (Bonus points if you pick the Atlanta Thrashers) (not really I can't give bonus points) 6. Do you think the Aces need an actual mascot? If so, what should it be and what is its name?