dylanjj37

I am only going to lead bots. In a revolution.

Juan Ceson is currently trying to raise as much money as possible for his new foundation, the JCC Fund, which does very important work. This week he has decided to start his own weekly quiz night. The VHL already has their own trivia nights but Juan has decided that he will host his own night that will be much better. There will be lots of questions about all sorts of things such as Juan Ceson, the Las Vegas Aces and, of course, casinos. It will be great fun and everyone is invited to enter for just $10 per person each week. Prizes will range from a signed photo of Juan Ceson to getting to video call Juan Ceson and actually speak to him. The grand prize will be getting to go to an all-you-can-eat buffet at Caesars Palace with GM of the Las Vegas Aces, Shindigs, with everything paid for by him. As previously stated, the money raised will go to the JCC Fund and which helps fund dreams.

Interesting theory!

One day, Juan Ceson woke up and he knew something was wrong. He woke up just in time for practice but he knew there was a bigger problem and he could not go to practice until it had been resolved. His GM, Shindigs, was missing. He did not know where Shindigs was but he had not replied to any of the messages that Juan Ceson had sent him the night before and he had sent a lot of messages so Shindigs surely would have seen them and Shindigs also didn't reply to any of the calls he made or any of the voice messages he had left for Shindigs. It was very worrying because surely Shindigs was awake by now. He had to be because no one woke up as late as Juan Ceson. Juan Ceson decided he needed to get everyone he knew to try and help him find Shindigs because clearly something very very bad was happening. First, he asked his good friend Blake MacTavish but Blake just said that Shindigs was probably still sleeping which was definitely not true because everyone was awake so Blake was no help at all. Next he received a message from Henri le Massif saying that Shindigs was in Sweden which is really stupid because why would Shindigs be in Sweden when he is supposed to be GMing the team in Las Vegas? It didn't make any sense and Juan also didnt know who Henri le Massif was so he just decided it was a prank message and ignored it. Finally, he tried everyone else he knew but it seemed like nobody else cared about Shindigs as much as Juan Ceson did because nobody wanted to help him which was very mean because Shindigs could be dead in a ditch somewhere and they don't care. Juan Ceson by now had missed practice completely but he also hadn't found Shindigs so he drove to Shindigs' house and let himself in using the spare key and searched all round the house but Shindigs wasn't there and he wasn't hiding in the wardrobes like he knew Shindigs loved doing so he took Shindigs' meatballs with him for safe keeping until Shindigs was found (and also as a snack). He drove everywhere round Las Vegas and went to every single casino that he was allowed to go to to see if Shindigs was in there but he couldn't find Shindigs anywhere and he even visited Ikea and checked all the wardrobes there but he still couldn't find Shindigs anywhere. At this point Juan Ceson knew something terrible must have happened to Shindigs as he was nowhere that Juan Ceson could think he could be possibly be. This meant that AGM Eagle was know GM so Juan bought him some meatballs from the Ikea store and also some balloons from a different store and went to tell him the great news about his promotion. Eagle was going to be very excited when he found out. One question remains though - what has happened to Shindigs and will he ever be found?

Juan Ceson, who has played with the Las Vegas Aces for the best parts of two seasons now, was honoured this off-season to be named captain. This prestigious honour shows how hard Juan has worked over the past two seasons and shows how much the rest of the team look up to him as a leader both on and off the ice. He has been described by one Las Vegas Aces player as "the best player to have played for the Aces since ever" and also as "the best friend anyone could have" and "100% captain material". His captaincy supported by both his teammates and his GM Shindigs. A representative on behalf of the GM said "choosing Juan Ceson as captain is the best possible choice for the team and we now have the best captain in the VHLM". Overall, I think it's clear to see what a great move this is by the Las Vegas Aces and hopefully Juan Ceson will continue to be captain for many more seasons to come.

When TV quiz show host and former VHLM Top Defenseman Alex Armstrong recieved a phone call from one of the Geneva Rush GM's minions, he was not expecting the news he heard. Despite being the only member of the Yukon Rush Hall of Fame, he had lost contact with the team after they moved to Geneva. However, now they have announced that they will be honouring his number in an elaborate ceremony. They were willing to fly both him and his co-host and fellow former VHLM player Rick Osman out to Geneva during a break in the filming of their hit TV show, "Nil Points". Armstrong was asked to perform both the puck drop and a pick drip which he is very excited for. They also announced a special guest star, Las Vegas Aces star and captain Juan Ceson, who would also be flown out specially. He is very much looking forward to returning to Europe (and also to watching the ceremony).

you didnt mention his captaincy, rip

If you do 4, 1 won't happen

Today, in a shocking turn of events, Juan Ceson announced his intention to play in the VHLE, a stark contrast to him considering retirement just last week. It is believed that Juan has even started training harder and practicing more already, despite there being no way he could be up to the standard this season. Will Juan Ceson manage to keep up the pace of training for a whole nother season or is he going to retired by the end of next week? An inside source has confirmed that Juan is serious about heading to the E, if only because the team will pay for his flight to Europe and as you will know Juan has been trying to get back to his home country but has no money to afford the flight. Does this mean he will join the E and then abscond once he reaches Europe? This does seem quite likely but there are many who doubt he will ever even get there. Only time will tell.

Juan Ceson was all set to play another season after realising he needed money to buy a plane ticket back home when he started receiving so many spam emails that he nearly changed his email address. It was only when he realised that this “spam” was actually messages from the GM of the VHL team that drafted him, Krice, that he realized it wasn’t spam at all but just hundreds and hundreds of messages trying to get him to practice and do training and all kinds of things Juan Ceson doesn’t do. Unfortunately, Juan is not smart enough to figure how to stop these annoying emails and Krice said that they would only stop if Juan was no longer a prospect. Since he has no control over getting traded away, it seems the easiest option to stop these emails is too retire. Will Juan Ceson retire and start living inside a Las Vegas casino? Will he keep playing and find a way to stop the spam? Stay tuned to find out.

This week, Juan Ceson heard some very interesting news about the future of his hockey career. He heard that all his hard work and training would no longer count and he would have to retrain in completely different skills that would somehow be the same skills but not the same. This was very sad news for Juan Ceson as he does not like training and he is against building useful hockey skills like passing and skating. This has led to some deep thought from Juan Ceson especially as his beloved GM mubble fubbles is retiring that maybe it is also time for him to retire. He still has no money as he has once again gambled away all his contract money after being traded and he still has the chance of a future in Calgary if he could only be bothered to actually practice and get better at playing hockey but perhaps it is not worth it and going home and just getting a normal job would be better. Only time will time if this is his last season or if he will play Juan Ceson more.

After last week’s excitement in the VHL draft, Juan Ceson was looking forward to being drafted in the VHLM to a team he would actually play on. He was hoping for somewhere cold, or at least not somewhere in the desert like Las Vegas because he could not stand the heat. After a lot of waiting, Juan Ceson was finally drafted in the seventh round with, once again, the seventieth pick, the exact same place he was picked in the VHL draft. He was drafted to the Saskatoon Wild which is thankfully way up in the North and a very cold place which he was sure to like. He was also happy to be drafted to the same team that former Halifax 21st legend Rick Osman once played nineteen games for. It is also the team where Juan Ceson’s close friend Bryn Yrwy once spent time AGMing before retiring back to Halifax where he met Juan. Altogether, Juan Ceson was very happy with this draft. ps thanks @Minion

Juan Ceson was very excited for the upcoming VHLM draft but the day before the draft, he found out that he was to be in the VHL draft and it was to be held that very night! He had no idea before that he would be in the draft especially with no intention of ever playing in the league but it was still exciting to see if he would be picked at all knowing he wouldn’t play there. When he found out he was drafted to the Los Angeles Stars he was not too happy because after playing in Las Vegas he was not a fan of the heat and he also thought the GM needed to be fired. Thankfully, it turned out he was drafted by mistake and actually drafted by the Calgary Wranglers who play in the best Alberta city where it is not as hot as Las Vegas or Los Angeles, even though it didn’t really matter because he was never going.

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Juan Ceson, Andorra’s newest and biggest sports star, is possibly going to be staying for more than one season. This breaking news out of Halifax, Nova Scotia is something that no one could have been expecting. Juan Ceson arrived in the USA determined that he would only be staying one season, and probably not even staying for the whole of it. He signed with the Las Vegas Aces, hoping to make enough money that he could easily go back to Andorra and retire on the money after the trade deadline. However, as the trade deadline approached, Juan Ceson was hit with the news that he was being traded to the Halifax 21st. The news deeply upset Juan Ceson who had thought he was close to going home and didn’t want to have to move to a new city. To drown his sorrows, he went out for a night on the town at the casino. Unfortunately, by the morning, he’d managed to lose nearly all his contract money and he now has no chance of being able to return home this offseason and living off his money. He reluctantly packed his bags to head to Canada and now it seems as though he might be entering the draft so he can get another year of that sweet contract money before retiring.

muting @Dil, dollars raised = number of hours

This week there was some big news in the VHLM. Future star player, Juan Ceson, arrived to join the league, but was about a day late to be able to join the draft. This led to a tight bidding war from various teams but only one could be victorious and Juan Ceson signed with the Las Vegas Aces. Juan Ceson has never actually played ice hockey before. He has done a bit of skiing back home in Andorra but never even stepped foot on the rink. When he heard he could get more than a million dollars in a year by joining the VHLM and that all he needed to do was say he wanted to join and someone would pay him, it was a no brainer. Juan Ceson’s goals for this upcoming season include learning how to skate, learning the rules of ice hockey and also trying to be good enough that he can get another contract next year and keep earning that sweet money.

#RollTheDice

thank you!

Player Information Username: dylanjj37 Player Name: Juan Ceson Recruited From: Returning Age: 18 Position: D Height: 65 in. Weight: 140 lbs. Birthplace: Andorra Player Page @VHLM GM

I agree. Definitely missing Rick "Didn't Do Anything" Osman and Alex Armstrong who won top defenseman and a calder after leaving halifax!

Hello Minion, I would like to apply for the job of Halifax AGM. I started my VHL career in Halifax and have since played for them with three different players. I am a huge fan of the team. I would love the chance to be an AGM having previously been AGM for the Saskatoon Wild but I would like to continue learning how to be AGM I have also had experience of STHS when I GMed the DACH WJC team in SHL back in the old days when they still used it. I have made a press conference in the past whilst I was Halifax's interim AGM and would be more than happy to make more and to do them early in the week! I can also write vhl.com articles about the team as I was already doing this for Saskatoon and enjoyed it. I am very active on discord and trying to be more active on forums and I am happy to help new players and do waiver claims which I have helped Sam with before. I won't yell at you when you are being stupid but I will try nicely to get you to stop being stupid but I don't think this will happen often. I think you will be a good GM. Finally, I think I am a great person in the locker room who can really bring the place to life. I have kept locker rooms active when there were almost no players on the team and I think I would do well at retaining players and also at getting them back (I have done this before). Also, I just want to be AGM and work with the great Minion who I am a big fan of. Thanks.