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Player Information Username: dylanjj37 Player Name: Pat Snar Recruited From: Returning Age: 21 Position: D Height: 65 in. Weight: 140 lbs. Birthplace: Gibraltar Player Page @VHLM GM

1) No, yes 2) No 3) He already lived in Saskatoon and didn't want to move as he is doing his research at the university there 4) Stan Par will be gone

D - Bobby Bob G - Alexander Minion @Grape sorry sorry sorry!

You need to listen to Juan's advice more

This article is nearly 100% factually incorrect! Please give your sources.

D - Velociraptor Greg @Beketov

F - Babay Shrimp @Grape

1) How do you feel about the start of the season for the team? The season is going very well. Viper is doing well in his first season as GM. 2) Is your player playing how you expected? Why or why not? Stan Par is performing above par! At the time of writing, he is leading the league in shots blocked, just like his mentor Juan Ceson. 3) What team besides ours in the VHLM is the most surprising so far? I have not really been looking the stats for other teams so I wouldn't know. 4) Do you follow the VHL at all and if so, what's your favorite team? I don't follow the VHL but I am legally obliged to say that Bratislava Watchmen are my favourite VHLE team or I will lose my job. 5) What big UFA do you think will sign to your favorite NHL team? I don't think any big UFA will sign with my favourite NHL team unless Arizona move to Atlanta which I guess could happen. 6) If you could travel anywhere in the world, where are you going and why? There's lots of places I would like to visit but if I could only pick one maybe Romania or Florida.

D- Brian Kowalski @Beketov

F - Ivan Retoslav @Grape

hes not teaching him anything. maxim is a lost cause!

@McLovinanother great show from Radio Juan! Thanks for your hard work!

Whilst Marcus Svedberg is getting a 200% raise, it should be noted that as a volunteer his current salary is $0.

Since Juan Ceson left the VHLM, he has done many exciting things. His newest project, however, is possibly the best one of all, at least for Vegas. Juan has started his very own radio channel, Radio Juan and has hired his first volunteer radio host, Marcus Svedberg, who has taken on board the responsibility of earning Juan as much money as possible from the show out of the kindness of his own heart. The station has been very successful so far and Juan is even going to give Marcus Svedberg a 200% pay rise in reward for all his hard work. While in Vegas setting up his new radio show, he also took the new Las Vegas Aces captain Maxim Anisimov under his wing and tried to teach him how to be a good captain. Juan tried very hard but somehow Maxim is still not prepared for his captainly duties despite Juan’s excellent experience and great training skills. He is very ill prepared for the upcoming season so Juan will be on standby if Vegas need any captainy things doing and also just to make sure that GM Blazzer is kept in line.

F - Travis DeGroot still @Moon

Watchmen Press Conference 1. What do you hope to achieve with your player and the Watchmen this season? 2. What are your long-term goals for your player? 3. Who do you think will the cup this season and why? 4. What can the management do to make your time in Bratislava more enjoyable? 5. Who is your favourite NHL team and why? 6. If you were forced to eat one food every day for the rest of your life, what would it be? (You can eat other food too)

The first student of Juan Ceson has joined the Juan Ceson Development Program. His name is Dr. Stan Par and he is from Alderney. Although he moved to Canada for university, he has never played hockey before and is very interested in learning how to play. He has done some ice skating but he is not the best at it. He applied to join the programme as a goalie but there was only one job opportunity and it was for defenseman so he agreed to switch positions. Stan Par told the JCDP that he applied to the programme so that he could study how people learn and improve at sports as part of his post-doctoral studies and that he probably will not be playing for long as he has other very important things to study. He will be joining the Saskatoon Wild as they are the closest to where he currently lives and also the one that was offering him the most for such a short contract. Hopefully he does very well in his time playing.

1) We're approaching the VHLM Draft. What are you most looking forward to come the draft? I am not in the draft because my player is too great. However I look forward to seeing where other players get drafted. 2) The Aces have hired a new AGM, what do you think of the hire? A good choice. I'm McLovin the decision. 3) Have you been following the WJC or JST? If so, what are your thoughts thus far? I haven't been following either since I'm not involved in them but I did follow the Pro-Am which was good. 4) Following up on that, if you were to play in the WJC or JST for the first time (or again for players already involved,) what would you want to achieve in either of them? I think its just the taking part that counts. You don't really win anything other than bragging rights. 5) Juan Ceson is simply the best. What do you love most about our beloved captain? He is simply the best. Better than all the rest. 6) If you could be anything you ever wanted, what would it be? Hockey player? Astronaut? Juan Ceson? I would like to be one of those rich people who is rich but doesn't have to do anything.

Player Information Username: dylanjj37 Player Name: Stan Par Recruited From: Returning Age: 27 Position: D Height: 71 in. Weight: 187 lbs. Birthplace: Guernsey Player Page @VHLM GM

So you're donating nothing? Not very charitable.

Thank you! Juan will happily accept your donation of all your money.

Thank you!

After the VHLM commissioner, Spartan, banned Juan Ceson from his league because Juan took all his money in a casino game, Juan moved to Europe where he decided to try and find another team. There were so many teams in Europe that Juan was sure he would be able to find another team. He tried to sign with many of the European league teams such as the Warsaw Predators and the Riga Reign and London United but they all said that Juan was not eligible to play in their league. What was Juan to do? He had been sent to the European league by Commissioner Spartan but he was also not allowed to play for the European teams! There was just one solution. He would start his own team and no one would be able to stop him. He wouldn’t have silly rules about who could be on his team and it would be the greatest team of all time. It wouldn’t even be in a league. It would be the Harlem Globetrotters of the ice hockey world but better. And so Juan signed with his new team, the Juan Ceson Ice Hockey team and is now looking for new players who would like to play on his team. Juan has also hired a GM for his new team, Vincent Gagnier-Laroche, who will be GM-ing the team. Vincent Gagnier-Laroche is the best GM Juan ever had playing in the Pro-Am tournament apart from himself and Vincent Gagnier-Laroche is very good at what he does so he has been hired for the job. He does not he is hired yet this is a surprise for him but there was no other choice because no other GM was as good at GM-ing in the Pro-Am other than Juan Ceson himself. He is also the GM of the Mississauga Hounds who are not quite as good as some other VHLM teams but also not the worst thanks to his excellent GM skills. He is definitely one of the GMs in the league. Finally, Juan would like to announce the start of his newest charity to help people less fortunate than him, the Juan Ceson Hockey Development Company. Juan will take players from countries where ice hockey is not very popular or where it is not played at all and he will help transform them into stars. He will fund their training and their living expenses and all the things they need and he will only take a percentage of their future contracts. He wants to help people who are like he was and who could be stars in the ice hockey world, perhaps even eventually joining the Juan Ceson Ice Hockey team. He will gladly accept all donations and contributions towards this very deserving cause. At least 2% of your donation will be spent directly on helping these new ice hockey players. Juan already has one player lined up to be supported by his fund who will hopefully be signing in the VHLM to start their ice hockey career soon.