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dylanjj37 got a reaction from jacobcarson877 in Juan Ceson Contemplates Retirement
Once again, Juan has been contemplating retirement. He has had an offer from one of the world’s best casinos (that is run by Juan) who want to hire him to permanently live in their casino and gamble there all day, every day. This is a very tempting offer for Juan who would like nothing more than to be able to gamble all the time and not have to do anything else. However, he knew that he would be letting down the Las Vegas Aces if he did this and so spoke to his GM Blazzer before making any decisions. Unfortunately, it seemed that Blazzer was already making plans to dismantle the Juan Ceson empire in Vegas even though she had no claim to any of it. It is clear that Juan is not valued by the management in Vegas. Luckily for the Aces, Juan’s third favourite player on the team Ivan Varlamov happened to be visiting the management offices at the same time and Juan realised that they don’t allow ponies in the casino and he would have to be separated from his best friend so he turned the offer down.
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dylanjj37 got a reaction from Thunder in Juan Ceson Contemplates Retirement
Once again, Juan has been contemplating retirement. He has had an offer from one of the world’s best casinos (that is run by Juan) who want to hire him to permanently live in their casino and gamble there all day, every day. This is a very tempting offer for Juan who would like nothing more than to be able to gamble all the time and not have to do anything else. However, he knew that he would be letting down the Las Vegas Aces if he did this and so spoke to his GM Blazzer before making any decisions. Unfortunately, it seemed that Blazzer was already making plans to dismantle the Juan Ceson empire in Vegas even though she had no claim to any of it. It is clear that Juan is not valued by the management in Vegas. Luckily for the Aces, Juan’s third favourite player on the team Ivan Varlamov happened to be visiting the management offices at the same time and Juan realised that they don’t allow ponies in the casino and he would have to be separated from his best friend so he turned the offer down.
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dylanjj37 got a reaction from badcolethetitan in Juan Ceson Contemplates Retirement
Once again, Juan has been contemplating retirement. He has had an offer from one of the world’s best casinos (that is run by Juan) who want to hire him to permanently live in their casino and gamble there all day, every day. This is a very tempting offer for Juan who would like nothing more than to be able to gamble all the time and not have to do anything else. However, he knew that he would be letting down the Las Vegas Aces if he did this and so spoke to his GM Blazzer before making any decisions. Unfortunately, it seemed that Blazzer was already making plans to dismantle the Juan Ceson empire in Vegas even though she had no claim to any of it. It is clear that Juan is not valued by the management in Vegas. Luckily for the Aces, Juan’s third favourite player on the team Ivan Varlamov happened to be visiting the management offices at the same time and Juan realised that they don’t allow ponies in the casino and he would have to be separated from his best friend so he turned the offer down.
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dylanjj37 got a reaction from Thunder in Juan Ceson Fires His Agent
dont worry, im not sure rc will last long under so much pressure
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dylanjj37 got a reaction from Subject056 in Juan Ceson Fires His Agent
Yesterday, Juan Ceson fired his long time agent, @Arce. This deeply upset his friend who had worked so hard for Juan’s best interests, helped him sign with his team this season and also started to be an agent for CBBE. However, what RC did not know, is that RC is actually getting promoted and not “fired”. RC is no longer going to just be manager of the Juan Ceson Complex, the group of LVA facilities in Las Vegas where Mandalay Bay once stood. Instead, RC will now be promoted to Chief Operating Officer of the Juan Ceson Co. and will have many more duties than simply running the hotel and being Juan’s agent. RC will now be responsible for things like building Billy bookcases for people who buy them from Juan’s furniture store Ikea and also for arresting people who break the laws Juan makes in Sweden. The chief duty of the COO, however, will be as security for Juan’s new magical forest which has already been destroyed once. RC will prevent people like Las Vegas management from entering the forest and will also be looking after Juan’s dragon sanctuary which has been relocated there and helping raise the baby dragons that Juan has taken into his care. Hopefully, RC will be happy with this promotion.
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dylanjj37 got a reaction from Subject056 in Peaceful Negotiations
Juan would like it known that he has started his own player management agency and will be advising future players who may hire him as their agent to sign with Houston and their wonderful AGM Triller.
(Please note: Juan's agent is still RC, not himself)
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dylanjj37 got a reaction from AJW in Juan Ceson Fires His Agent
Yesterday, Juan Ceson fired his long time agent, @Arce. This deeply upset his friend who had worked so hard for Juan’s best interests, helped him sign with his team this season and also started to be an agent for CBBE. However, what RC did not know, is that RC is actually getting promoted and not “fired”. RC is no longer going to just be manager of the Juan Ceson Complex, the group of LVA facilities in Las Vegas where Mandalay Bay once stood. Instead, RC will now be promoted to Chief Operating Officer of the Juan Ceson Co. and will have many more duties than simply running the hotel and being Juan’s agent. RC will now be responsible for things like building Billy bookcases for people who buy them from Juan’s furniture store Ikea and also for arresting people who break the laws Juan makes in Sweden. The chief duty of the COO, however, will be as security for Juan’s new magical forest which has already been destroyed once. RC will prevent people like Las Vegas management from entering the forest and will also be looking after Juan’s dragon sanctuary which has been relocated there and helping raise the baby dragons that Juan has taken into his care. Hopefully, RC will be happy with this promotion.
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dylanjj37 got a reaction from AJW in The Chronicles of Juan Ceson
Whilst this is a good overview of Juan's career, Juan would like to offer a word of caution to those who are using this in the future to learn more about the greatest man ever, Juan Ceson. 'The Beginning' is vastly underresearched, having no mention of the first season of Juan's career with Las Vegas and Halifax. It also claims he was unhappy with Saskatoon trading him as they didn't value him when it fact he did not like Saskatoon's former AGM, Bryn Yrwy, who for some reason was always around saying something about Juan selling his house.
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dylanjj37 got a reaction from Thunder in Juan Ceson Fires His Agent
Yesterday, Juan Ceson fired his long time agent, @Arce. This deeply upset his friend who had worked so hard for Juan’s best interests, helped him sign with his team this season and also started to be an agent for CBBE. However, what RC did not know, is that RC is actually getting promoted and not “fired”. RC is no longer going to just be manager of the Juan Ceson Complex, the group of LVA facilities in Las Vegas where Mandalay Bay once stood. Instead, RC will now be promoted to Chief Operating Officer of the Juan Ceson Co. and will have many more duties than simply running the hotel and being Juan’s agent. RC will now be responsible for things like building Billy bookcases for people who buy them from Juan’s furniture store Ikea and also for arresting people who break the laws Juan makes in Sweden. The chief duty of the COO, however, will be as security for Juan’s new magical forest which has already been destroyed once. RC will prevent people like Las Vegas management from entering the forest and will also be looking after Juan’s dragon sanctuary which has been relocated there and helping raise the baby dragons that Juan has taken into his care. Hopefully, RC will be happy with this promotion.
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dylanjj37 got a reaction from Thunder in Juan Ceson Fires His Agent
thank you. you should get a new graphic from @rory to commemorate the occasion.
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dylanjj37 got a reaction from Triller in Peaceful Negotiations
Juan would like it known that he has started his own player management agency and will be advising future players who may hire him as their agent to sign with Houston and their wonderful AGM Triller.
(Please note: Juan's agent is still RC, not himself)
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dylanjj37 got a reaction from jacobcarson877 in Peaceful Negotiations
Juan would like it known that he has started his own player management agency and will be advising future players who may hire him as their agent to sign with Houston and their wonderful AGM Triller.
(Please note: Juan's agent is still RC, not himself)
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dylanjj37 got a reaction from v.2 in Juan Ceson Fires His Agent
Yesterday, Juan Ceson fired his long time agent, @Arce. This deeply upset his friend who had worked so hard for Juan’s best interests, helped him sign with his team this season and also started to be an agent for CBBE. However, what RC did not know, is that RC is actually getting promoted and not “fired”. RC is no longer going to just be manager of the Juan Ceson Complex, the group of LVA facilities in Las Vegas where Mandalay Bay once stood. Instead, RC will now be promoted to Chief Operating Officer of the Juan Ceson Co. and will have many more duties than simply running the hotel and being Juan’s agent. RC will now be responsible for things like building Billy bookcases for people who buy them from Juan’s furniture store Ikea and also for arresting people who break the laws Juan makes in Sweden. The chief duty of the COO, however, will be as security for Juan’s new magical forest which has already been destroyed once. RC will prevent people like Las Vegas management from entering the forest and will also be looking after Juan’s dragon sanctuary which has been relocated there and helping raise the baby dragons that Juan has taken into his care. Hopefully, RC will be happy with this promotion.
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dylanjj37 got a reaction from Arce in Juan Ceson Fires His Agent
Yesterday, Juan Ceson fired his long time agent, @Arce. This deeply upset his friend who had worked so hard for Juan’s best interests, helped him sign with his team this season and also started to be an agent for CBBE. However, what RC did not know, is that RC is actually getting promoted and not “fired”. RC is no longer going to just be manager of the Juan Ceson Complex, the group of LVA facilities in Las Vegas where Mandalay Bay once stood. Instead, RC will now be promoted to Chief Operating Officer of the Juan Ceson Co. and will have many more duties than simply running the hotel and being Juan’s agent. RC will now be responsible for things like building Billy bookcases for people who buy them from Juan’s furniture store Ikea and also for arresting people who break the laws Juan makes in Sweden. The chief duty of the COO, however, will be as security for Juan’s new magical forest which has already been destroyed once. RC will prevent people like Las Vegas management from entering the forest and will also be looking after Juan’s dragon sanctuary which has been relocated there and helping raise the baby dragons that Juan has taken into his care. Hopefully, RC will be happy with this promotion.
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dylanjj37 got a reaction from rory in Juan Ceson Fires His Agent
Yesterday, Juan Ceson fired his long time agent, @Arce. This deeply upset his friend who had worked so hard for Juan’s best interests, helped him sign with his team this season and also started to be an agent for CBBE. However, what RC did not know, is that RC is actually getting promoted and not “fired”. RC is no longer going to just be manager of the Juan Ceson Complex, the group of LVA facilities in Las Vegas where Mandalay Bay once stood. Instead, RC will now be promoted to Chief Operating Officer of the Juan Ceson Co. and will have many more duties than simply running the hotel and being Juan’s agent. RC will now be responsible for things like building Billy bookcases for people who buy them from Juan’s furniture store Ikea and also for arresting people who break the laws Juan makes in Sweden. The chief duty of the COO, however, will be as security for Juan’s new magical forest which has already been destroyed once. RC will prevent people like Las Vegas management from entering the forest and will also be looking after Juan’s dragon sanctuary which has been relocated there and helping raise the baby dragons that Juan has taken into his care. Hopefully, RC will be happy with this promotion.
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dylanjj37 got a reaction from badcolethetitan in CBBEs Floatie Piplup reaches level 100, is this the turnaround for the Las Vegas Aces?
thank you for this article cole. i love it. now floatie piplup will go in a box and be replaced by turtwig.
also rc youre fired 🙂
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dylanjj37 got a reaction from Jason kranz in Las Vegas Aces Press Conference
1) Juan has been very silent about where he’s going to sign, do you want Juan to sign with Vegas?
No. I think that is a terrible idea. I hope he goes somewhere else and we don't have to put up with him.
2) What lineup do you think you’ll play in 1st 2nd 3rd or 4th?
I will be on all the lines because I am the best player on the team.
3) Which VHLM team do you think are our rivals?
All of the other teams are our rivals. There are no friends in professional sports.
4) What team do you think will be the hardest to beat this season, why?
None of the teams will be hard to beat. We are the best team there is.
5) What team do you think we’ll do the best against, why?
We are going to win every single game so we will be best against all the teams.
6) If you could dis-invent one thing, what would it be?
I would dis-invent the E since it is the worst invention ever.
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dylanjj37 got a reaction from Frank in S86 Las Vegas Aces Awards
juan ceson is very happy to accept these awards. he will need to move home to make more space for his trophies.
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dylanjj37 got a reaction from Thunder in S86 Las Vegas Aces Awards
juan ceson is very happy to accept these awards. he will need to move home to make more space for his trophies.
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dylanjj37 got a reaction from Thunder in Juan Ceson remains silent to where he is headed
so the people of vasteras have more money to spend at ikea
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dylanjj37 got a reaction from Thunder in Juan Ceson remains silent to where he is headed
but juan is also the one who stopped vasteras getting a license in the first place....
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dylanjj37 got a reaction from Blazzer in S86 Las Vegas Aces Awards
juan ceson is very happy to accept these awards. he will need to move home to make more space for his trophies.