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Greatest Comedy! Love the choice of name. We would love to have you for the remainder of the season playing for the Miami Marauders. We must have the greatest drummer of all time on our roster. Quote this offer cuz it’s the fucking Catalina wine mixer of offers. Ricer13 Miami GM

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Welcome to Miami Hogan Jr. 1. Let’s get the important stuff out of the way first. Why do you have such a garbage name? 2. How do you feel about joining Miami for the remainder of the season? 3. Do you think you can help Miami push themselves into the playoffs? 4. Where would you like to end up being drafted in the VHLM draft? 5. Does your career in the M matter to you much or are you more concerned about your players career in the VHL? 6. Other than your name, who is the VHL has the worst name?

Hey Acyd, I have a top 4 spot in Miami that you could fill! We are looking at taking a run at the playoffs but we are just sitting on the outside looking in. You would definitely be a if boost for us and our shot at making the playoffs would improve drastically. Good luck wherever you end up! Ricer13 Miami Marauders GM

We have a spot open for you in Miami! Top 4 minutes, pp and pk time. Currently sitting on the outside looking in but we are very close to pushing for a playoff spot. I hope you’ll consider riding the rest of the season out in Miami. Good Luck Hogan! Ricer13 Miami Marauder’s GM

Welcome to the VHL @Dwayne Gretzly! I am the GM of the Miami Marauders and we just had a spot on defense open up. We are looking for new and active members to join our roster for the remainder of the season to help push us into a playoff spot. We have climbed all the way back into the race and are only a few points back of that final spot. We think with your help it will push us into a playoff position. You will be starting on our third pairing but have the opportunity to quickly move up in the lineup. An added bonus is our active locker room where our knowledgeable members will be able to help you navigate your way through the start of your VHL career answering any questions you may have about the league. So if Miami is a place you want to start your career then quote this offer and "accept" and I will get you into the line up right away! Good luck Ricer13 Miami Marauder's GM

Press conference for week ending oct 18 2020. 1. The Marauders are knocking on the door of a playoff spot. Can we take that last spot and secure our position in the playoffs? 2. Which new additions in Miami show the most promise for a bright future in the VHL? 3. If you could recreate your player what position would you choose? 4. Miami had a pretty bad ass team name being the “Marauders”, if you could rebrand the franchise what would you change the name too? Get to know ya questions 5. What is the most boring sport to watch and why? 6. Are you a dog or cat person? Do you have any pets?

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OMFG you and Big Phil are hilarious. Give this guy all the TPE's

@fyrefly Amazing job! 1000 words would have gotten you 2 weeks of TPE. Nice to see you putting in the work

Just at work right now but I’ll ship you an contract ASAP

Welcome to the league! I am the GM of the Miami Marauder‘s and we have a centre position open on our roster for you. We are looking to make a push to the playoffs this season and we think you could be a big help in us achieving that goal. Our locker room is as good as anybody’s and full of members will help you learn the ropes of the league. If Miami is a place you’d like to start your career then quote this offer and accept. Good luck in the VHL Ricer13 Miami GM

Wow haha. Hey @JoeSavageand welcome to the league. Most teams are filling up and only have 4 line spots available. I am the GM of the Miami Marauders and I have a 4th line winger spot open for you. If you are active and earn TPE you’ll move up the lineup quickly. Our Discord LR is a great place to be and learn the ways of the VHL. If Miami is where you want to start off your VHL career then quote this offer and “accept.” Good luck Ricer13 Miami Marauder’s GM

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Miami has only been around for two and a half seasons but in that short time there has been come certified studs that have come across our locker room. It is still to early to say if the newest players will live up to the hype of the players of the past but I am going to assemble my dream lineup of Miami Marauder's. There will also be some honorable mentions because it was far to difficult to narrow this down to only six players. The Center This was tough because we have had some legendary centers come through the Miami locker room. I went with probably the best offensive center to have come through the Miami organization. Dakota Lamb @dlamb came out in his rookie season with 93 points in 72 games. He played second line minutes on a middle of the pack Miami team and put up some serious numbers to lead all forwards in points that season. He also led the team with 37 goals which led to the inaugural goal scoring trophy to be named after Dakota Lamb himself. He followed up a spectacular rookie season with another 90 + point season which saw another increase in goals scored up to 44 which was yet again tops on the team. This led to him winning the Dakota Lamb Trophy in back to back seasons. While Lamb was an amazing player on the ice where he really shined was off the ice. He was always in the locker room engaging with his team and was an even bigger presence in the VHL discord which many had taken notice. He is now having an unbelievable rookie season with Warsaw and the future is sure to be bright for this star player. Honorable Mention: Andre Lebastard @Andre LeBastard was the captain of the Miami Marauders for two seasons. He played a huge role in bonding the Miami teammates together and creating one of the best locker room environments to be in. Unfortunately he parted ways with the game due to personal reasons and that is why he is an honorable mention. The Right Winger Again this was a close one for me but I am going to have to go with right winger Patrik Laine @PatrikLaine. Miami lucked out when drafting this young player as he was destined to play in the VHL last season. Miami took a flyer on him with a fifth round pick and boy did it ever pay off. Helsinki ended up sending Laine down the the minors where he would immediately make an impact on the Marauder's team ASAP. Laine came in a bit cocky and wanted to score 50 goals but was humbled by the process of playing on a team with a lot of great young players. He had to share the ice and he did so willingly. Laine was a player that spent time on almost all 4 lines last season and and still put up 76 points in 72 games. The best part about Laine though is his passion for this league. He spent a lot of time interacting with other members while pumping out a ton of content for the VHL. You really got to know Laine as well because he would constantly be writing articles updating you on his player throughout the season. He is having a decent rookie season up in the VHL now with Helsinki playing limited minutes but its only a matter of time before this young star breaks out! The Left Winger? So my choice for this position is actually another right winger. Its the VHLM so wingers can play wherever I want haha. Oh Sens @osens is who I would slot on the other wing to play along side Lamb and Laine. Sens loved to walk the line in the dressing room. He knew how to push other team mates buttons but he was always there to have his team mates back. He was always very consistent on both ends of the ice I would even say the best two way winger to have played in Miami to date. He racked up 134 points in 144 games while finishing with a plus minus of +37. He is a player I could move up and down the line up and he would elevate the play of lines that may have been slumping. He is now up in the VHL where he was just traded to the Toronto Legion. He has had a bit of a slow start from a production stand point but has been given limited minutes. He is going to be a solid player for seasons to come and that is why he would slot into a winger position on my Miami dream team. Honorable Mention: Luke Thornton @Jtv123 I have to mention because he made a big impact during his one season with Miami. He was a playmaking winger who could slot in anywhere in the lineup. He began to excel once I moved him on to the top line to play along side Lamb and Sens or Laine. What impressed me the most about this player was the amount of work he put into training. He worked so hard on and off the ice that he earned himself a number one overall ranking in the S74 VHL draft. He ended up sliding to Calgary in the draft which in my opinion was the steal of the draft as they now have a winger who is going to run their top line for many seasons to come. The Defenders This was relatively easy for me to choose who my two defensemen would be. They are the first two guys I think of when I think of Miami and defensemen. The first player I will mention is Kosmo Kramerev @Mongoose87 who spent only one season with Miami during their inaugural season. This guy was an absolute machine on the ice. He is a huge reason the Marauder's made the playoffs that first season putting up 106 points in 72 games as a defensemen. He had 259 shots from the back end in that season and contributed 142 blocks. He did it all for this team and it was sad to see it cut short. He was called up to the Calgary Wranglers where he played his rookie season in the VHL. He did very well considering he was getting very limited minutes racking up 36 points in his rookie season. Now Calgary has moved out some players Kramerev will be looking to log some big minutes and will soon shine again. Secondly is my personal favorite Wolf Stansson @ahockeyguy. He is currently second all time in points by a Marauder and he plays defense. He totaled 145 points in 144 games played for Miami and was the constant on the back end for the team. He had a leadership presence in the locker room and all of his team mates looked up to him. You could pair Wolf with anyone and he would instantly make them better. Unfortunately it seems his activity has dipped a bit as of late but I hope that turns around. He is a great member in this league and could really prove to be a solid piece for Moscow in the near future. So based on his play on the ice and the friendly nature of the player off the ice that is was Wolf Stansson would slot beside Kosmo Kramerev on my Miami dream team. Honorable Mention: Matty Socks @fishy played one season with Miami but damn was it a good one. She put up 104 points as a defensemen in 72 games with Miami and played very similarly to how Kosmo Kramerev did in his first season with Miami. She played a ton of minutes for Miami and was a big part of the reason they made it to the finals. Her consistent play on the ice is why I would consider her an honorable mention. She wasn't always very active in the locker room but was constantly working to improve her player and the future is bright for this future star. The Bacon (Goalie) This was easy. Who doesn't love bacon? I know I love bacon and so did all of his teammates. He was an absolute monster in net for Miami backstopping them all the way to a Founder's cup final last season. He was always a slow earner but made up for it with his locker room presence. He was a locker room favorite because of his great sense of humor and how supportive he was of the team. He was basically an entire cheerleading squad for the team. He still plays up in New York but is still earning at a slower rate. His attention has been focused more on being an AGM of the Mississauga Hounds where he is doing a fantastic job. For all the reasons mentioned above that is why @Baconis my choice for my Miami dream team. There you have it. While Miami is still a fairly new franchise there has been some amazing talent come through and this is who I would choose to squad up against any of your rosters. There is bound to be some amazing talent to continue coming through here and I can't wait to write about this again in the future. Word Count: 1559

Press Conference questions for week end Oct 11 2020 1. It’s been a crazy few days with the vhl recruitment drive, how do you feel about all the new additions to the team? 2. How much TPE do you plan to earn each week? Give me a quick breakdown. 3. Miami sits 11 points back of 8th place with half a season to go. Can they make up ground and push for that 8th spot? 4. Do you think Miami should make any moves before the trade deadline? Get to know ya questions: 5. We have a ton of new faces and I love to know where everyone’s allegiances lie when it comes to the NHL. Who is your favourite hockey team? 6. Piggy backing off the last question which team or teams in the NHL do you despise?

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Hey Martin, have you made your player to your liking? I saw you accepted Miami’s offer just quote this and I’ll send you a contract! @Martin Bradac

Welcome to the league Kaberle! I am the GM of the Miami Marauders and I have a top 4 spot with your name on it. Miami is looking to push for the playoffs and we would be willing to give you a ton of minutes on the power play, penalty kill and 5 on 5. We have the forward depth but are missing a key defender to fill a need in our lineup. You will be coming in to a locker room that is like a family. Everyone looks out for one another and are there to help each other learn the ways of the VHL! If Miami is where you want to start your career then quote this offer and “accept.” After that I’ll send you a contract and get you in to the lineup right away. Good luck with whomever you choose, feel free to DM me with any questions. Ricer13 Miami Marauders GM

Welcome to the League Vaun! Teams will be a long to offer you a contract shortly! In the mean time if you have any questions please don't hesitate to ask! Goodluck in the VHL. Ricer13 Miami Marauders GM

Welcome to the VHL! My name is Kris AKA as Ricer13 or the GM of the Miami Marauders. We are looking for a centre to fill an open spot on our roster. It will be a third line centre position with the opportunity to move up the line if you remain active. Miami is a great place to start your VHL career as we have many knowledgeable members who will be able to help you learn as much as you can before you head into the draft after this season. Miami is a family and we want you to be a part of it. We are sitting on the outside of the playoff picture looking in but with your help we could make a real push into the playoff picture. If you want to be a Marauder then all you have to do is quote this offer and "accept." Once that is done I can send you a contract and get you into the line up right away. Good luck wherever you decide to go and please feel free to DM me if you have any questions. Ricer13 Miami Marauder's GM

Welcome to the VHL! My name is Kris AKA as Ricer13 or the GM of the Miami Marauders. We are looking for a centre to fill an open spot on our roster. It will be a third line centre position with the opportunity to move up the line if you remain active. Miami is a great place to start your VHL career as we have many knowledgeable members who will be able to help you learn as much as you can before you head into the draft after this season. Miami is a family and we want you to be a part of it. We are sitting on the outside of the playoff picture looking in but with your help we could make a real push into the playoff picture. If you want to be a Marauder then all you have to do is quote this offer and "accept." Once that is done I can send you a contract and get you into the line up right away. Good luck wherever you decide to go and please feel free to DM me if you have any questions. Ricer13 Miami Marauder's GM