1. The draft has come and gone, leading us with a few new people--led by 4th-overall selection Poopy Peepants. What's something you'd tell one of our draftees about what makes us unique as a team? If you're one of those draftees, what are your initial impressions of us?
We do this weird thing where everyone says “David”. It’s random AF but it’s a thing lol
2. Though the offseason has seen some big, big moves, free agency has not gone at all the way we wanted it to. We have some cap space to work with--what do we do to fill it up?
We need to look at some teams who fall off and make a deal to acquire some support.
3. What's your prediction for where we end up this season? Have we managed to pull a complete 180 and get ourselves among the league's best, or will we realistically need another season to work up to it?
I think we will end up as a bubble team. We have a chance to make it in but barely.
4. You can make double the amount of money you do currently, but you have to move to the other side of the world to do it. Do you?
If it’s somewhere in Europe then yes I would do that.
5. What popular thing do you hate?
I don’t like to watch European Foot ball. It’s way to boring.
6. You get to be an actor in any kind of movie you want. What role do you play?
Put me in a marvel movie or TV show, I don’t want super powers but I want to be a normal
human who plays a big part in helping.