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    Harumpf!

    in VHL.com Radio

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    Coming off a championship run in the S44 Super Cup for Team Paramorise (or team chicken noodle soup), where Oskars Harumpf was all-world and helped lead the team to victory, he now looks ahead to the S45 season with Davos. Harumpf faced his first regression this season, which surprised him, he probably should have read the rule book lol, but apparently he is getting old. He has 3 seasons left including this year and is coming off a career year in S44 with 76 points in 72 games, so despite a 3% regression in his skills, he's still a very bulbous playmaking wizard. He'll be the old man on a line this season with 2 rookies in Valmount and Perron, but if these guys are ready to shoot the puck at all times, things should work well for the trio. Of course Harumpf will be given the green light on the powerplay with Faraday and McJustice, where he does some of his best work and those two love receiving tape to tape saucer passes from Harumpf. So it should be another good year in Davos for the Dynamo, with a little bit of luck they should be able to win the cup and hopefully there will be a lot of Harumpf'ings.

    Harumpf Drafted by Jaunmoku Pimpuli

    in VHL.com Radio

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    Everyone's favorite 5'5" 250 pound superstar Oskars Harumpf will be suiting up for Team Jaunmoku Pimpuli in the S44 SuperCup. We're not sure exactly what Jaunmoku Pimpuli means, but we can only assume it's something mean and intimidating that will strike fear in our opponents. Pimpuli GM Paramorise, better known as Jogurtaa, obviously has a sweet spot for Oskars Harumpf and knew she must select him in hopes of winning a championship. It's a good move as Harumpf has been known to dominate short tournaments like this in the past. GM Paramorise put together a good team and Pimpuli should make some noise in the SuperCup, with Harumpf leading the way, they'll probably even win the championship. So keep an eye out for this team and your boy Oskars Harumpf, coming soon to a rink near you. 

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