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    HC DAVOS [S45 Point Task Work Area]

    in Zurich Center

    Posted · Edited by Harumpf

    1. A NHL Player you want as a Yearbook Photo. Don't list the photo, just which player you want for yourself.  Mats Zuccarello

    2. Write a 80 word blurb on your player for the S45 season. Graduation Yearbook blurbs have to do with moving on, try to make this more "About Your Player".  

    Oskars Harumpf is a bulbous playmaking wizard from Middelfart Denmark. He dazzles opponents with his 5'5" 250 pound frame and skill set. Dishing out 50 assists this season and 26 goals, Harumpf put up his second consecutive 76 point season for the Dynamo. Playing center between Freedom McJustic and James Faraday, he helped them to career seasons.

    3. Member most likely to become president: Harumpf

    6. Most overrated player: Jody 3Moons

    8. Best GIF poster: Boubabi

    13. Player with the best name: Oskars Harumpf

    14. Member that is most calm, cool, and collected: Harumpf

    15. Member who likely has and wears a fanny pack: gorlab

    16. Member who likely still owns a Walkman: Harumpf (I actually still own one)

    20. Best road trip roommate: James Faraday

    Harumpf 50 Assists!

    in VHL.com Articles

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    Well Harumpf has done it, he's reached 50 assists for the first time in his illustrious career as a bulbous playmaking wizard. Notching 76 points on the season, Harumpf had 26 goals and 50 assists for Davos this season. His linemates Faraday and McJustice both had huge seasons as Harumpf dished them sweet saucers passes right on their tape game in and game out. They were quoted as saying "Damn, that tubby little shit can sure make plays." High praise for Harumpf as he takes a compliment in whatever form he can get it. In fact, recently his coach called him a fat Patrick Kane, Harumpf really enjoyed that comparison and it's an accurate statement. Anyway, Harumpf was a wizard this season and one of the reasons Davos was able to make the playoffs. Now we get to watch Harumpf flash his brilliance in the post season where Davos will surely roll through everyone and win the cup without much competition. Is that being too confident? Maybe, but when your 5'5" and weigh 250 pounds like Harumpf, you can pretty much do whatever you want. :D

    Davos Makes Playoffs!

    in VHL.com Articles

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    The Davos Dynamo went on a huge winning streak over the last 9 games, winning 8 in a row before just dropping the last game. In the process they have clinched a playoff berth in the tough European conference. In fact they have been so hot they may even pass Riga for 2nd place in the division. Just 1 point behind Riga with 2 games to play it's entirely possible they could finish ahead of them. This Davos team has really got it going on right now and are firing on all cylinders. We doubt anyone wants to draw them as a first round match up, especially not with Harumpf on the team. Look for Davos to continue their hot play when the post season begins and storm through the playoffs en route to winning the cup. Yes, you heard it here first.

    Davos Battling

    in VHL.com Articles

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    After a nice winning streak and holding a playoff spot, Davos Dynamo have now dropped 6 in a row and have fallen 1 point out of the playoffs. A strange turn of events with no explanation outside of bad luck, but Davos remains confident they can get back to their winning ways. They will have to do it fast though because they only have 12 games left in the season. They will be battling it out with Cologne Express for the last playoff spot in the European conference. Davos has 1 game at hand so that is something to be happy about. With any luck the Dynamo will get hot in the final set of games and end up making the playoffs. Once they do, with Harumpf and company, they should be able to surprise some teams in the playoffs. It should be an exciting finish in the European conference.

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