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Hey guys, it's mutigers28, proud agent of VHLM Hall of Famer Keon Henderson and Al Wilson. I'm back, I think. Anyways, I am here today to talk to you guys about an issue very near and dear to my heart. The VHL Welfare/Pension Plan. It is a great tool, but one that is very flawed in one way and one way only. As the rules state, an owner needs 2 former players to have amassed over 400 TPE to earn 4 points from The VHL Welfare/Pension Plan, and if you have just 1 player over that mark you only get 3. I think that's fucked up. Keon Henderson, a legend of the VHLM and a nightmare for 3rd defensive pairings everywhere, surpassed the 400 mark with ease, reaching 719 for his career, which puts him almost inside the top 20 for first-gen players in terms of TPE. Al Wilson, on the other hand, fell just short of the 400 mark, reaching 379 TPE before he drove his car into a tree while filming a movie. I am here today to ask each and every one of you to sign your name below if you feel I deserve 4 points from The VHL Welfare/Pension Plan each week. If this petition reaches 10 signatures it will be sent to the Commissioners for their response. Thank you.

Drogba is god

That's not how he fucking died bro

Probably. Thanks to the sick squad you put together. It was basically the original Big 3.

+3

I have GIFBrewery. I think it costs $5 though but it is available somewhere online

If you think you are one of the best, make me a sig and I'll decide for myself whether or not you are worthy of the title of 'one of the best'.

I was expecting it to be Keon Henderson btw, this is nice Frankie. you've been practicing it seems.

Followed shawnvb

Reminds me of the time when JardyBitch10 made my sig a glass dildo

sup braj Is it protocol that anyone with any power in VHL has to have Roger Sterling as their avatar? No spoilers pls

I feel stupid now that I see you have a guy with the last name of Light.

Fidel Castro? Vladimir Lenin? George Washington? No, just Shawndre Bović. Rumors are that this random no-name rookie going to take the Victory Hockey League by storm when he leads a league-wide revolution, one of which the Victory Hockey League has never seen before. Many scouts have seen this young man play (scouts in this case being literally anyone that has seen him play because who the fuck would scout players in the Missouri Floor Hockey League?) and have shared with VHL Radio that this future superstar is a face-off specialist. He has spent countless hours, 27 actually, to be exact, in the Hockey Face-Off Training Center of America, to work on his face-offs. He has never actually played an ice hockey game in his life, but Shawndre does not think that will matter. I talked with him last week and he stated, "I'm a face-off specialist. I'm here to win face-offs, and that is it. Every manager in the Victory Hockey League and Victory Hockey League Minors knows that. They shouldn't expect me to do anything else, other than win face-offs and go sub out for someone that can actually play hockey." A rebellion has started, and it will be a true blessing to witness first hand whether this face-off rebellion turns into a full blown face-off revolution.

Is it really Squinty? I just guessed that because of the Asian player name

Sad because some of my friends are going off to college in the next few weeks, others are on vacation, and I'm just in town working like I have been most of the summer. And school is starting back up soon. Happy because I've made some decent money and had a good time this summer, and it'll be my last year of high school. I still feel young being around you guys.

what was your old username? Squinty?

I recruited myself Hi

i'm like 17 now

Hell yeah We won the title in, what, season 25? ETA: wait, nope. We were cursed, did we ever win it when Keon was carving up the ice in NY?

I've been doing well, though time has flown by recently! wbu funky

Season 39? Nice work! How goes it?!