Ferda

1. We're going to the second round!!! How many games do you think we'll play? we already won 2. How often do you brush your teeth? (Answer better be twice daily or you're getting benched brother) never 3. Whats the best flavor in the world? the smell of my unbrushed teeth 4. If you could change one thing in your players build what would it be? dick size = 99 5. How do the Lynx celebrate after a win? Get creative. we pick the dead skin off of each other's sweaty backs right after the game 6. Would you rather play with a Gretzky style aluminum stick or a wooden stick? wood = my dick, so a wooden stick

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1. Picture this, GM Acyd Burn has been arrested! What did he do? It's illegal to be nice to others 2. Are you a cat or a dog person? Catdog 3. Would you rather be a cat or a dog? Dogcat 4. Is it easy to tell I've been running out of questions the past 3 seasons? Yeah, kinda gay tbh. pre cute tho 5. Ninjas, cowboys or pirates, who would win in a fight? Chuck Norris 6. If you could rename your player what would you change? Nothing

1. Who's your take for the VHLM cup? Definitely not Ottawa 2. Same thing for the VHL Cup? Who cares, it's not my team 3. Who's gonna win the stanley cup? Detroit Red Wings 4. Which NHL team is your least favourite. The B's 5. If you could change one thing about the site, what would it be? Dark mode > Default 6. Would you rather win the lottery or find true love Lotto cause im a materialistic fuck

Seattle 3-1

268 D.C. Dragons @ Riga Reign 269 Toronto Legion @ Vancouver Wolves 270 Malmo Nighthawks @ Seattle Bears 271 Helsinki Titans @ Calgary Wranglers

Vancouver 5-3

240 Prague Phantoms @ Seattle Bears 241 Helsinki Titans @ Moscow Menace 242 Riga Reign @ D.C. Dragons 243 Vancouver Wolves @ Calgary Wranglers

1. How hyped are you for WJC, if you weren't chosen this year do you think you could be next time? Big Chungus goes where he pleases 2. What's your favourite movie? Blacked 3. What's your favourite book? I don't know how to read 4. How are you liking the league, you've all been around to experience enough of it. Not enough vulgarity 5. Do you prefer the forums or discord? Discord 6. What is/was your favourite subject in school? Sex ed.

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1. Howmany losses do you think we will have at the end of the season? 0 - Oh wait... Welp we already lost 2. The Chiefs won the superbowl, howmuch do you care? what is the superb owl 3. What do you think the key to Ottawas success is? me big, me chungus 4. How do you feel about the recent trade we made? shouldve liquidated him for picks so they can pay my ass more 5. Are you hyped for WJC, maybe you're in it? me make nation proud zug zug 6. A fight breaks out on the ice, who do you want by your side? i want both goalies by my ass so we can start a line brawl baby

85 Prague Phantoms @ Helsinki Titans 86 Calgary Wranglers @ HC Davos Dynamo 87 Riga Reign @ New York Americans 88 Malmo Nighthawks @ D.C. Dragons

Prague 5-3

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1.) When your ass cheeks can't take it anymore 2.) Your mom 3.) Justin Trudeau wanted to smash cause I'm Big Chungus, so that's made life here a lot easier 4.) Kinda cute, might slide into DMs 5.) Have you ever had a dream that you want him to do you so much you could do anything? 6.) Coom

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1.) Yes, it's inferior to the Hamilton Cheathawks logo 2.) Yes, to Hamilton because apparently you shoot better and score more there 3.) Girls Gone Wild 4.) Sophie Dee in the Hungover Games 5.) Clap bombs, fuck moms 6.) Yes, my team is better than your team

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hamilton did nothing wrong

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Player Information Username: Ferda Player Name: Big Chungus Recruited From: Reddit Age: 16 Position: LW Height: 80 in. Weight: 250 lbs. Birthplace: Switzerland Player Page @VHLM GM