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Good Morning Ottawa! New press conference questions! Let's get to it! 1. How do you feel about @Da_Berr so far and has his player fit in well? he hot and sexy with big abs, man boobies and [Redacted] 2. If you could bring one member of the VHLM who isn't currently on Ottawa to the Lynx, who would it be? gwdjohnson and daftraincloud 3. How do you like our chances to make the Founder's Cup this year? EZ Clap 4. What song do you think would be a good goal song for the Lynx? random cat noises 5. @PadStack just set the record for most franchise wins! What drink do you buy him to celebrate? (Padstack, what do YOU want to drink to celebrate?) don't need to buy him any drink when the boys are the only drinks he needs 6. Has @Hulk Hogan done a good job as AGM and should he continue? no we didnt go undefeated

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259 New York Americans @ Calgary Wranglers 260 HC Davos Dynamo @ Vancouver Wolves 261 Malmo Nighthawks @ Riga Reign 262 Toronto Legion @ D.C. Dragons

DC 5-3

1. @Acydburn has stepped down, and I have big shoes to fill. What is one thing that you'd like me to do that Acyd wouldn't? (Can be anything crazy, too!) play big chungus 61 minutes a game 2. We're still at the top of the standings, but some teams are heating up. What do you think we have to do to stay on top? remember how to blink and breathe 3. What team do you eventually hope to be drafted by in the VHL draft? definitely not davos 4. What team would you LEAST like to be drafted by? definitely davos 5. What do you feel are the team's biggest needs to secure the Founders Cup? remember to breathe because we're better than everyone else 6. What NHL player do you most see your player as? greg mckegg simply because he has the best name in the league and big chungus is the best name in the league too

1. How do you feel about Acyd stepping down? gonna miss him. kept my ass accountable for always getting better each week. 2. Do you think we will stay under 10 losses this season? ye win or bust 3. Our top player has almost 3ppg, what's his secret? having a guy name big chungus on his team 4. If you could own any jersey what would it be? whatever jersey your mom wears before we 5. What's your favourite part about the VHL? hot men 6. How do you think you would react to winning the cup? 2 ez

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Vancouver 3-1

109 Malmo Nighthawks @ Vancouver Wolves 110 Toronto Legion @ Prague Phantoms 112 Helsinki Titans @ HC Davos Dynamo 113 Riga Reign @ Moscow Menace

1. We got a pretty decent record of 10-1-1, how does that feel? we don't have a perfect record. trade me. 2. What's the latest you've stayed up? i never sleep 3. Earliest you've gone to bed? i never go to bed 4. What's your favourite genre of music? erotic 5. How do you think professional sports will continue in the future? with lots of hot and sweaty men 6. Would you ever change positions in the future? only sexually

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D - Erik Summers @gorlab

F - Henrik Zoiderberg G - Brick Wahl @gorlab

1. What's your favourite game show? fake taxi 2. What's the worst show or movie you've seen? every time i need to watch you play hockey 3. What's your favourite kind of weather? rain 4. Do you think another team can be added to the league? no, they'd lose to us anyways so don't waste their time 5. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you choice? your mom's house 6. How has your quarantine been? lots of sex

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F - Phil Marleau D - Jerry Garcia

Jet Jaguar @gorlab

1. What are your hopes for this season? kill minnesota 2. How is has your experience been with the VHL so far? kill minnesota 3. What's your opinion on our new logo? cat kill minnesota 4. Would you change anything on the logo? kill minnesota 5. Describe what your player looks like. big bugs bunny 6. What's your favourite piece of clothing you own? jersey with minnesota's blood on it

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1. Are you hyped to be in the finals? not unless we win 2. Who do you think gets the GM job in Houston? who cares. they wont be as good as the one in Ottawa 3. Are you interested in applying there? no 4. Do you prefer sour or sweet? sweet like your cum 5. What's the best kind of gatorade? lemon/lime 6. If you could live anywhere, where would you choose? uganda

Part I - Pick em' (Pick the correct winners of all three games for 2 TPE) Game 3 - Moscow Menace @ Calgary Wranglers Game 4 - Moscow Menace @ Calgary Wranglers Game 5 - Calgary Wranglers @ Moscow Menace Part II - Predict the Score (Predict the correct score and winner of this game for 3 TPE) Game 5 - Calgary Wranglers @ Moscow Menace - Menace 4-1 Part III - Player Predictions (Predict the correct player for each category, 1 TPE for each correct answer) Series leader in points: Jet Jaguar Series leader in goals: Jet Jaguar Series leader in assists: Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen Who has the series PIM lead: Mikko Lahtinen Who scores the series winning goal: Jet Jaguar

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