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On 12/3/2023 at 12:43 PM, Triller said:

New week, new presser!  No one word answers. 3 questions for 1 TPE, all 6 for 2 TPE!

 

1.  Are you more active in the VHL in the Summer or Winter?

2.  Do you think an official VHL All-Star game would be a nice league addition?

3.  What do you think about adding a break week? No sims, no TPE.

4.  Are there any additional awards you think the league should add?

5.  When do you start decorating for Christmas and when does it all come down?

6.  Why did you join the VHL?

1. At this point in my life I’m active in neither 

2. Yeah that would be good fun 

3. No thanks

4. I think the league should probably take away a few more rewards 

5. My wife made me put the tree up a couple weeks ago and it will be down after new years

6. Covid 

On 9/7/2023 at 8:56 AM, Doomsday said:

 

1. After 30 games, Vasteras has begun to build a lead atop the VHLE standings, but outside of Oslo at 17 points, the rest of the field is right in the thick of it. Rome is in second with 38 points, with Stockholm in third with 33 points, with Bratislava and Cologne right behind them. Does this team have what it takes to climb higher in the standings?

 

2. What do you see as the strength of this Stockholm team this season?

 

3. During Stockholm's original run in the VHL, the logo used red instead of blue. Which variant do you like better?

 

4. Is there an aspect of the VHLE that needs to change in your opinion?

 

5. The NFL season begins tonight! What type of year will it be for your team?

 

6. What's your go-to dad joke?

1. Not likely with the season coming to an end but playoffs are all that matters 

2. We are a tight knit group that could win any game 

3. I think I prefer the red one 

4. Not too sure. Still not sold on it as a league in general but it’s my first time in it and it’s better than I thought before this season. 
5. Probably another shit one. Although Tua had a massive game Sunday 

6. Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says ‘Fuck it’s hot in here,’ the other muffin says ‘Holy fuck! A talking muffin!’ (I don’t have kids)

On 8/29/2023 at 12:09 PM, FTK said:

1. The Titans are off to a strong start this season, how do you feel about the run so far?

 

2. Do you think the Titans can maintain consistency and avoid a fall-off similar to last season across the entire schedule? 

 

3. Which player do you think has been the most crucial to Helsinki’s season so far! 

 

4. Do you feel like there are any holes roster wise anywhere in the team, and if so how do you expect management to fill them?

 

5. Do you agree with the statement “A goal stopped is essentially a goal scored!” 

 

6. Who is your favorite “4th liner” in the NHL? (A player with low production, maybe a fan favorite or something) 

1. Looking good, will be great to join a good team when I come up next season

2. I have no idea haven’t really looked at it 

3. Whichever that has the most points 

4. Hopefully there’s a hole in defence so there’s room for me 

5. Doesn’t really make any sense 

6. Curtis Lazar

On 8/22/2023 at 12:13 PM, Doomsday said:

 

We're back!!

 

1. It's been an interesting off-season which saw lots of change in the VHLE, but hockey is finally coming back to Stockholm once again. What journey did your player take to get here?

 

2. What type of role do you think your player will have with the Vikings?

 

3. Do you think the VHLE will be better off with six teams instead of eight?

 

4. Which VHL member do you think would raise the most money by being placed in a dunk tank?

 

5. What is your favorite fictional sports team?

 

6. What do you believe is the most sensual of the cured meats?

1. Had a disappointing season in the VHLM, got drafted low. Now gonna prove a point in the VHLE

2. Defensive defense. All I’m good for

3. Yeah probably. Honestly don’t know first time I’ve even acknowledged the E

4. Fong

5. Mighty Ducks

6. I don’t have sensual thoughts about meat and that says a lot given my figure 

On 8/16/2023 at 3:50 PM, FTK said:

1. How do you feel about the selections Helsinki made in the VHL entry draft this season?

 

2. With the offseason full go, do you think Helsinki should remain active in the trade market?

 

3. What are your plans during the offseason?

 

4. Do you feel like your player has improved this offseason enough to make a difference for their team?

 

5. Whats your least favorite thing about the offseason?

 

6. Finally, do you believe Helsinki has made enough moves this offseason to become a competitive team? 

1. Terrible. Especially that Sleeves guy 

2. Yeah always trading always getting better 

3. Drink and eat, it’s summer bod time 

4. Nah not much, who knows if I’ll ever make the VHL

5. How long it is. Snooze

6. Yeah Helsinki looking good, probably gonna win the cup without me 

On 8/8/2023 at 12:29 PM, FTK said:

1) How do you feel about Sam as the new GM of Helsinki?

 

2) What plans do you have for your player in the offseason

 

3) With the NHL and VHL both in offseason, how are you consuming hockey media?

 

4) What is your favorite Rayzor moment?

 

5) Have you applied for any management openings across the VHL? If so, what were they? If not, do you plan to?

 

6) How excited are you about Helsinki having the first overall selection in the draft?

1. Time will tell. She drafted me, mistake number one 

2. Not update and hope for the best 

3. Taking a break from it all 

4. When he first drafted me ever in the vhl

5. Lol not a fucking chance

6. Excited now that we got doomsday 

You’ve been in Perth this long and haven’t been to any of those places? For shame. Go to all

Will I do a PT, probably not 

D - Mo Probert

F - Daryl Dixon

@kelvi

Over 12 hours, @kelvi skipped. 
 

@Subject056 you’re up mate 

F - Daniel Janser

F - Perry Laperriere

@kelvi

1. Draft day has come and gone, How did Calgary do with their 4 picks in the top 18?

not very well I reckon all will bust and Calgary will be bad for years 

2. The new prospects are fitting in well with the group so far. How do you find the overall experience in Calgarys LR?

Daniel Janser stinks up the whole locker room so who could enjoy that experience 

3. What is a way that Calgary could improve the locker room experience?

Free deodorant for Janser and maybe some air fresheners 

4. What is your favourite number and what’s the story behind why it is your fave?

69. Self explanatory 

5. Calgary is down a forward after moving Sax Justice for a whopping 1st rounder, where should we look to fill this hole?

Probably with another forward???

6. East coast or West coast? And why?

All coasts have something to offer. Arguing coasts is dumb 

VHL player name: Tommy Sleeves

Render name: Tyler Seguin

Preferred color(s): Go wild

Any extra details: Nah you good

Another new player, number three for me in the VHL now and probably yet another failure. Vinny did win a cup early in his career and did break the all time hits record thanks to that extra season but overall pretty disappointing not hitting 400 once in his career and these last 2 seasons have been pure frustration. 
 

With this new guy there will be no expectations, I probably won’t even be active for most of it. I contemplated back and forth whether or not I wanted to recreate and we are in the last hour of the week so it took all week. I figured why not, at worst I can be a clicker for the whole career and not so much and at best I may earn at a decent pace. I surely will not be doing PTs so it will be welfare + whatever I feel like doing that week. See what happens