a_Ferk

Biggie Cheese long lost brother?

I agree with the title

Imagine being born on the 23rd

What the devil?

Houston Bulls press conference Christmas edition 1. What do you think the Bull's strongest position is? What do we need to work on? 2. What do you plan on spending your Christmas TPE on? 3. Las Vegas is on a 6 game win streak and are now only a point back on our 2nd place spot. Do you think this is a concern? 4. What is your opinion on egg nog? 5. What are your holiday plans? 6. What is your most wanted gift this year?

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Ferk

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ferk

bruh isn't that the third time

Welcome @Zach Ellis My name is a_Ferk and I am the AGM of the Houston Bulls. In Houston we would be able to offer you 3rd pair minutes. Houston isn’t the favorite but we still have a great chance to be a top 4 team and make a run in the playoffs. You could be huge in helping us make that push! We have plenty of people to help you learn and grow as a player! In Houston, we believe in a person’s first experience so much, as we want you to update as much as possible. We also understand life can get in the way sometimes! We want the people behind the screen to have an amazing experience. I'd love to see you in a Houston uniform! To join Houston quote this with #HORNS UP!

ferk

Obviously some teams are better, some are worse, but these are the last updates for my team in Rome: (Red is inactive by VHLM standards, Yellow is active but hasn't updated since before last week, Green is fully active) Forwards: (S80) Brendan Marner: Week Ending December 19, 2021 (S77) Tyler Steel: Week Ending November 21, 2021 (S76) Gabby Dugan: Week Ending December 19, 2021 (S78) Deke Rike: Week Ending November 28, 2021 (S81) Robert Wilk: Week Ending December 19, 2021 (S75) Noah Mashford: Week Ending December 19, 2021 (S77) Russell Dixon: Week Ending December 05, 2021 (S78) Caleb Gaudette: Week Ending September 26, 2021 Defense: (S79) Ben Aky: Week Ending October 03, 2021 (S81) Biggie Cheese: Week Ending December 19, 2021 (S80) Flynn Remy: Week Ending December 12, 2021 (S78) Milk Jugs: Week Ending June 20, 2021 Goalies: (S75) Luke Spinelli: Week Ending September 26, 2021 (S74) Michael Olson: Week Ending December 05, 2021 We currently have 9 active players and 5 inactive ones. 3 active players are at risk of going inactive. Of the 9 active players, there are 4 that earn more than welfare and practice facility on a regular basis. (Marner, Wilk, Cheese, Remy) It's worth noting that 4 players that are considered active already have depreciation to worry about and will likely never leave the VHLE.

feck

I don't have control over my GM

I personally haven't enjoyed the E due to how many inactive players it has. Some teams are over 50% inactive by VHLM standards

1 whole TPE per week

Hello @William My name is a_Ferk and I am the AGM of the Houston Bulls. In Houston we would be able to offer you 3rd pair minutes. Houston isn’t the favorite but we still have a good chance to make a run in the playoffs. You could be huge in helping us make that push! We have plenty of people to help you learn and grow as a player! In Houston, we believe in a person’s first experience so much, as we want you to update as much as possible. We also understand life can get in the way sometimes! We want the people behind the screen to have an amazing experience. I'd love to see you in a Houston uniform! To join Houston quote this with #HORNS UP!

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Houston FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY badly

Hello @james6161 My name is a_Ferk and I am the AGM of the Houston Bulls. In Houston we would be able to offer you 3rd pair minutes. Houston isn’t the favorite but we still have a good chance to be a top 4 team and make a run in the playoffs. You could be huge in helping us make that push! We have plenty of people to help you learn and grow as a player! In Houston, we believe in a person’s first experience so much, as we want you to update as much as possible. We also understand life can get in the way sometimes! We want the people behind the screen to have an amazing experience. I'd love to see you in a Houston uniform! To join Houston quote this with #HORNS UP!

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