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Birthname: Isamu Oshiro Jersey Number: Knievel - #1 Position: Defenseman Height: 5'7" Weight: 144lbs Behavior Report Isamu Knievel off of the ice is a player who cares about his team and cares about winning. In most press conferences, you will see him commonly saying that winning is the most important part of the game. He is used to cursing so prepare the editing team when being interviewed, he has a very vulgar mouth on and off the ice but it doesn't affect him as a person. He is incredibly hyperactive and loud, which is great for hype and a boost of adrenaline for any team he's in. However, when things are rough for the team it may lead to a flurry of emotions coming out. Deep down, Isamu cares for his teammates and will defend them no matter what, on or off the ice. Performance Report The pros of Isamu's performance show from the stats within every game. In 58 regular season games with the Houston Bulls, he scored 45 points with 10 of them being goals. Ranked 5th on his team in assists. During the playoffs he recorded 4 assists in 7 games. Showing signs of offensive strength while doing his work as a defenseman, ranked 3rd on the team in Shots Blocked and Hits. 1st and 2nd place played all 72 games that season. Besides his defensive abilities with hints of offense, one of Isamu's strongest suits is his speed. Recording impressive stats with his mileage up and down the ice. The cons of Isamu's performance stems back from his behavior report as his vulgar mouth and strong usage of hits can lead him to seem dirty at times. He has recorded 66 penalty minutes which is the highest on the Houston Bulls that season, his discipline is questionable at times and usually show signs of wanting to fight almost every single game. If he is not fighting, he's either restricted by his own teammates or hyping up his teammate who is fighting. His speed and strong usage of hits, results in some very reckless hits which can send both players into a scary situation if worst comes to worst. While adjusting his discipline is certainly possible, Isamu however doesn't wish to slow down his hard hits or reckless play simply out of the joy of adrenaline. Perhaps best to work on high sticks and hooking for now... Overall, Isamu shows promise. He is willing to enjoy the game with the result of a win coming out of it, he's a bit too honest at times and can work on his language but still shows care for his teammates and the team. He wants to win, no matter what. Losing is not an option. Word count: 455

1. "Win. Score goals, lock down defense, brick wall goaltending. Just win. 15-10, 1-0, doesn't matter. Win ugly over lose pretty. Win game seven." 2. "Houston Bulls sweep.. plain and simple. That's my prediction." 3. "I'm not gonna lie, AJ has definitely hyped me up quite a bit but since we talking bout players... probably Weaver." 4. "Gotta go to Strassy, all day and every day.. one of my defenseman buddies that lead us in goals so far these playoffs.. definitely gotta be him." 5. "I gotta say.. BEING THE FIRST OVERALL PICK TO GET DRAFTED, B*TCH. I'M HYPE BOUT THE WHOLE DAMN THING BABY. WOOOOO. FIRST OVERALL WITH A 1 ON MY JERSEY ALREADY LETS F*CKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" 6. "I'm making the biggest sprinkle concoction you have ever seen in your life, the thing will look like an abomination and probably taste like one too even with vanilla ice cream but definitely worth to tell the tale."

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1. "Win more games. I'm always gonna say that and keep that mentality. We win every game in the regular season, postseason, preseason, season season... we win no matter what." 2. "My plans are to be as aggressive as possible. If I'm gonna hit someone, I'm going to hit them harder than before. I'll fight, scratch and claw my way to weaken the opponent and of course pass the puck for some points. But if we weaken our opponent, we have a chance at winning this shit." 3. "I think the Marauders are going to win every game in the playoffs and go undefeated." 4. "I always believe one of the strongest pieces to a hockey team is the man in net, we can score 10 goals a game but still lose if we have a bum goaltender so... without further a do... BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! 5. "We're celebrating and looking right at the playoffs. Right now is the pre-game and then the true party will happen when we win the damn cup. I'm so determined to play as hard as possible so I can party harder when it's all over. No golf, only parties." 6. "You guys have fun pieing AJ, I'm throwing a whole cake at the motherf*cker. Man get some Metallica or heavy metal band for entertainment. For food I'm having a slice of the cake before I throw it at AJ. ...and then having what's left of it. Three second rule."

Game 303: BURN JAKKY BURN The contest of the ages, the lucky Aces of Vegas and the royal Kings of Mexico's capital compete for an absolute SNOOOOOZER! If you love offense, you might wanna step away cause ladies, gentlemen and whatever you please.. we got a GOALIE CONTEST! Grab your pads, your masks and your water bottles with the weirdly loose lids, we got some pucks to stop. Like talking to my ex, we got some brick walls in net today. A fairly even match-up, Vegas with 24 shots and Mexico City trying to play blackjack and instead of holding on 16 they went for it and got a 23. From that, the vegas odds have spoken and smite Henry Tucker Jr with a puck in the net. Where we going today kids? How about Al Land, serving up more pucks in net than rides at the carnival. Being the only goal scorer, they bring their total to... ...FIFTY FIVE?! If you combine the amount of shots from both teams, you get less goals there than Land has had this season! Aces beat the Kings 1-0, all the goalie fans left happy that day.

1. "More skaters means more of a chance of winnin, I mean look at San Diego and you'll see the results. We trading for players, we signing more players. Cool with me. More people to score, more people to back up in case someone wants to do some dirty shit. Houston has a team to look at now, let's keep that shit growing." 2. "WAIT WE DID?! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT. OHHHHHHHH SHIT WE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS?! DON'T MATTER WHERE WE STAND, WE GETTING THE GOD DAMN CUP LETS GOOOOOOOOO" 3. "I'd say good, on pace for almost a point per game. I wish I scored more goals but who am I to complain? I wanna fight more, raise up my penalty minutes instead of my points, make our penalty kill get their money!" 4. "I'd bring two six-packs. Alcohol and soda, if one doesn't want it then they got the other. If they want both, we're good. If they want none, I kept the receipt so they can get my money back." 5. "Me. Nah I'm just kidding it's gonna take quite a while for me to get there........ Bill however can probably make the list." 6. "SLOW DOWN ON MONDAY. NOT A SOUND ON WEDNESDAY. MIGHT GET LOUD ON FRIDAY. BUT ON SATURDAY, SATURDAY, SATURDAAAAAY. WE PAINT THE TOWN."

Isamu Knievel is one of the newest additions in the Victory Hockey League, currently in the VHLM playing for the Houston Bulls and potentially a draft selection for the VHL Season 85 draft. The story of Isamu is a lot deeper than one can imagine but currently, rides the wave of a happy ending and a new beginning. Isamu was born in Fukuoka, Japan a place not exactly known for hockey unlike a colder location such as Hokkaido but that did not stop Isamu. Clearly, the boy was not born with the last name Knievel as it's more of a stage name for him. During Isamu's high school days he really wanted to gain the acceptance of everyone there, which caused him to get their attention by doing dangerous stunts on the school premise. The more he did it, the more they began to see him and the more adrenaline he began to feel. His stunts would grow more and more to the point where he was getting into serious trouble for his radical behavior along with the serious injuries that came along with it. He picked up hockey as a way to gain adrenaline due to the fast pace action of the game. However, there was something about hockey that just hit a sweet spot with him. The hits... the fights... the atmosphere and hyper intensity a game can have. THIS was adrenaline. Hell he even lost one of his teeth fighting from a hockey game while in high school. Life would soon take a gigantic turn for Isamu, he would have complications with his family to the point where he had to live in his van. Which explains why he prefers to be known as Knievel instead of his family name. He would get into some trouble with some dangerous human beings but survive to tell the tale, in return... he would find his husband from this. Ironically when looking at the two, his husband looks like more of a hockey player than him. Regardless, time would span several years since Isamu's life truly changed. He went through some hard times, even went to jail at one point but when he came out, he wanted to go back to his adrenaline junkie days again. He wanted to be happy, he wanted to be alive, he wanted to live till he dies. Isamu got married, dusted off his old hockey stick and with a bit of practice and A L O T of determination. He would sign up for the VHL. Isamu would play currently 47 games in Houston, putting up 41 points and a solid 27 +/-. In the locker room, Isamu is incredibly loud and often seen as the hype man for the team. Screaming on the ice and off, giving his adrenaline to the team to get out there and win some games. That's what he wants, he wants to win. By any means necessary, even if it means a few sketchy hits, trash talk or fights, he lives for this. The junkie is seen with a broken smile on his face and adrenaline in his heart, he loves this game and he loves where he is right now. If a team were to draft him, they're getting a firecracker to deal with. Someone who dropped out of school, someone prone to doing stunts straight off of Jackass and someone who will fight until he dies on the ice. For his team, for the fans, for his husband, not for his parents... but for the adrenaline in his heart. Also don't mic him up, he says some FOUL stuff on the ice. Word Count: 605

Developments within the league, I never knew about that! Seeing VHLM was still fairly new it shows the evolution of things in the league

Let's take a rewind of the world, shall we? Picture this, you come home from a long day of school or work and right after dinner time you turn the TV and see the VHL Continental Cup Finals. What started with only a few teams, would spark into something big and beautiful. This would be the 15th season of the Victory Hockey League and what should be considered... the Season of the Warrior. The Gladiator and The Titan, reigned high and mighty.

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1. "Oh I was f*ckin cringe, bro. That was the start of highschool so I wanna say that's when I got into adrenaline. More so making a name of myself whether good or bad in school, that's where it all began. Still, nothing like who I am now. Still high on adrenaline but not as cringe as before." 2. "Well besides the teammate fights, it's the hype. We elevate ourselves and help each other out, crack jokes and keep that morale high when in the locker room. Win or lose." 3. "F*ckin Doritos, dude. You can never go wrong with some chips." 4. "When I was actually given gifts. Yeah, how's that for backstory." 5. "I want the only human player on the Marlins just so they keep rolling out robots for each game. Just for the fun of it" 6. "Win. Easy. Go out there, knock some heads, score some goals and fuckin win some games. We win games, we make playoffs. In playoffs, wins mean more than anything. Whether 10-8 or 1-0, a win is a win."

Game 168 Recap: BURN JAKKY BURN … Strap yourselves in folks we got a battle of the century, the Canadian cats of Ottawa taking on the neon pirates of Miami, we got ourselves an offensive battle of the ages. Who needs goal tending when you can be Ottawa dropping a 3 piece with no chicken or sides in the first period. Don’t like the Lynx? You can got Forgues ya self, he got the first goal of the day. Then ya ol pal Vinny is walkin here! Dropping Ottawa’s second goal of the game and let’s add not another one.. but another JUAN for the third goal of the first period. Miami throwing in their rock em sock em slapshot em robots to give them their first goal of the game. After getting scored on by a bot, the kitties were not happy and let Miami know that. Well Herron there! How about Joshua’s first goal this season to make it 4-1. Don’t like it? GO FORGUES YASELF! Alexandre puts in his second goal of the game and it is now 5-1. The Marauders now getting embarrassed out there put their helmets together and scored the next two but it was not enough for the win as another beep boop bot and some tasty bacon was not enough for the victory. Ottawa wins 5-3 or pretty much 5-1 if we count human goals.

Game 156 Recap: BURN JAKKY BURN … ”California it’s time to party but don’t fear the reaper as the Marlins were heading to Philly for something hotter than a cheesesteak, today. Food must’ve been on their mind as they score nothing in the first but let the Reapers get the 2-0 lead to start off. No longer being Batman’s butler, Alfred would score the first goal followed by Hall and Otis only a minute later! Hungry for some chicken ALFREDo cause this man is serving up some points! Pop the Champagne cause this man has scored 2 goals tonight until domo arigato Mr. Roboto ends the shutout, giving the Marlins their first goal of the day and leaving it a 3-1 game heading into the third. I know San Diego was DaGrateful cause DaGratis brings this game to a one goal deficit, until Mr. Whelan and Dealin puts the bandaid on the bleedin and shuts the game with a powerplay goal. Reapers win 4-2 against the Marlins. 60 shots total and 77% was at Pedersen, someone buy that man a meal!”

1. "I mean sh*t, being top of the league ain't too damn bad. Kinda sick of trading places with the damn Kings but right now we got ourselves a smooth road in the playoffs bud. Team performing not to bad if ya ask me." 2. "Well I'm not hitting Howe hat tricks every night but getting some assists for the boys and a few goals of my own. Not too damn bad, can't complain for someone who was cleaning dusty skates last week." 3. "BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL" 4. "Win. Plain and simple. Doesn't have to be pretty but a win is a win. Shutout, blowout, blackout.. whatever the hell. As long as Houston gets the win, we're good. We can score one goal in a game and get more points in the standings than we did in that game. Wins mean everything." 5. "Losses. Goals Against. Penalties. Especially against me, that wasn't even close to goalie interference!" 6. "Well breakfast I sleep in on most times... Lunch is alright but can be something small. Probably the smallest meal of the day to be honest. I'll go with dinner, there's never a time period with dinner."

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1. "I ain't gonna be selfish and say myself so I'll give a shoutout to Izaak. Dude is putting up some points as a defenseman and I'm happy getting to work with him in holding the fort down for the team." 2. "Right now we winnin' games bud, what more can I say? Some sh*t is a bit rocky but the team knows that, we lose and we come back harder the next day.. f*ckin love it." 3. "Never lose again. Plain and simple. Don't lose games, don't give up goals. Beat the life out of the opponent, basic hockey math there if ya ask me. Wins gets championships." 4. "For free? Sh*t um.... Well checking the portal, this Lorenzo Clobberson dude got the most goals and points in the VHLM so.. let's snag him up eh?" 5. "I wanna see one of those punching and kicking machines to determine how hard you hit, I think the boys would get a crack out of it when upset. After that Mississippi-aqua whatever the hell, game.. could've hit 2,000 on it. A f*ckin' -5 on the board, unbelievable. Like I'm playing golf or some sh*t." 6. "HELL YEAH BABYYYYY. BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL!"

"After giving some time to consider my options and more.. I want a true thrill where the stakes are high. Where every game means life or death for the team. I want to win games, I wanna be useful on a team. Houston... we have a problem. CAUSE I'M F*CKING JOINING!" #FlamingBulls

Player Information Username: TMGSosa Player Name: Isamu Knievel Recruited From: Returning Age: 23 Position: D Height: 67 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Birthplace: Japan Player Page @VHLM GM

1. I truthfully believe that the situation is bad luck and with sports I try my best to not believe or fall too much on curses or superstitions, however I definitely would rather stay safe than sorry. Game isn't over till it's over so you can't get too cocky till it's over. 2. I think in regards to the team, we should do something rather than nothing. Whether we sell every piece for a future draft pick or use every first rounder for a superstar, we need to do something. We're currently under .500 and have a lot of potential, we need to do something. Sell or Buy. 3. Oh the halftime show was INCREDIBLE. Makes me wonder how the hell they're going to make that better next year, tough to beat something like that. I'd say most of the bands I listened to in high school, I still listen to this day. I'd say a lot of Queens of the Stone Age, TOOL, The Neighbourhood and plenty of variety. 4. Honestly seems like an easy bet, you know? I'd assume the color would match the team color, the Rams having blue and Bengals having orange but it makes sense. My favorite Gatorade color is red, I can drink it down like water without a problem. Always the first go to when picking a flavor. 5. I'd say for sure the most recent one would be either NEO: The World Ends With You or Yakuza: Like a Dragon. Both took plenty of hours of my time with grinding and handling tough enemies but overall both got finished, worth every second. 6. I honestly got no idea what this "meta" build stuff is but I do recall hearing it from time to time, my best guess is that it goes with how people create their characters. I would say the best way to handle this is adjust the use of attributes. Some attributes are completely worthless, some are not worth anything at a certain point and it's because the simulation doesn't properly work with it. If anything adjust how effective a statistic is, have it possible where one statistic will effect the other, for instance if I increase scoring, I decrease defense. We shouldn't blame Vancouver for taking advantage of a situation like this, they took an opportunity and it's working for em. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

As of today, January 25th 2022, I have been declared a free agent in the Victory Hockey League. I will be entering my eighth and final year as Jakob Sosa in the VHL. I was originally tempted to retire following Season 81 as my muse has gone down and that would have been my final season overall. However, as Season 81 came I noticed how much I’ve been checking on score, how much I’ve been enjoying this again and how I wanted to stay. With my performance last season being one of the best I’ve had in my career, I figured. Why stop now? The dead end isn’t here yet, why stop the car? Let’s keep going until you can’t go anymore. While discussion of where I will land is still up in the air, I wish to briefly go over my career in the VHL as Jakob Sosa over the past year and multiple months I’ve been here. When I first arrived to the VHL, the experience of getting all these VHLM teams approaching you was truly an amazing experience. I did research on which teams needed centers, which teams are doing well and deeply analyzing their welcome messages and offers. I ended up signing with the Mexico City Kings as their deal got me the most excited RIGHT as I was about to sign with another team. I stayed with Mexico City my entire VHLM experience and went to the playoffs with them twice. The management were very nice to me and I truly cherish those moments. I was drafted by Vancouver and was ready to graduate once I went over the 250 TPE threshold. Being in Vancouver was a learning experience for me, even with staff changes and more, I learned a lot from the players that were there and truly enjoyed my time. Yet there was a point where my excitement went down I admit, things didn’t feel right and I requested a trade. Thus the “wow” reactions began, being traded for a first round pick to Malmo, I was even mentioned in a podcast! Being in Malmo was fantastic, I got to see my old boss from Mexico City there and met a whole new locker room of new players and players I’ve crossed paths with before. Wearing the neon green and navy blue was one of the best things to happen for my career. I got to achieve every fans childhood dream and got to raise the cup. I’ve been to multiple playoffs and won multiple games but as time progresses, bodies regress. Now that I’m here, I’m now in my final year of competition and I want to stay. What I’ll do when it comes to anything after this season? No clue. But I want that grand exit, I want to add more stats to the record book and I want to go all 8 years in the VHL. I admit, I wasn’t perfect. I could’ve been more active in locker rooms, I could’ve done more media spots and gotten more TPE for my teams and myself. I could have won one championship in the VHL Pro-Am… but anyways, I feel like I did my job as a hockey player. I’ve always been focused since day one of joining the VHL about being a valuable piece to a team. Whether it’s for an asset of being traded or on the score card, I wanted fo bring something. I always checked how the team did in a game and my stats in that game, bit selfish but I wanted to make sure I’m doing something on the ice if I ever step on it. That’s exactly what I did. That’s what I want to bring. This article to whoever reads is to go over my career in the VHL/M and to mention that I’m a free agent, willing to bring something of value for the team and for my final year. Jakob Sosa was a hockey player, a VHLM assistant general manager, a Pro-Am GM and a friend… and he’s not going anywhere. Not yet. Word Count: 681

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