hedgehog337

@Victor Cast is having too many bad days lately

Podrick Cast beats up Mountain Thunderfist at 0:09 of 1st period he just went crazy this season. F to Thunderfist.

1) We're 2nd in the league with a record of 15-7-1 - but the Titans have leapfrogged us and the Nighthawks over the past week or so. What are they doing right? Helsinki was mentioned as one of favorites and their performance shouldn't surprise anyone. They have the traditional 6/4 setup and all stars are gettting max playing time. So yeah, they should do good. As for Malmo - I still think they will fall at the end of the season. 2) Davos have several star-quality players - like Ryuu Crimson and Veran Dragomir - but aren't even top half of the league. Is this STHS at it again, or is there a more logical reason for their bad record? Here we go, STHS doesn't like too stacked teams. For real, this might be a problem for this team. But I can't see them missing the playoffs either. 3) Kallis Kriketers has an excellent reputation in the goalie world, but is being severely outperformed in terms of save percentage (92.6%) by Chase, the backup 200 TPE goalie for Moscow and league leader in save % (96.4% save). And uh, yeah, it's probably just small sample size (3 games) but how is Chase so damn good? Imagine Kallis having an excellent reputation after choking two last playoffs Chase just got lucky in these games. Put him in the net more games - and his save % drops to sub 0.900. 4) TPE has recently been investigated as a performance enhancing drug. How much of the league do you think uses TPE on a regular basis? I've heard Ryan Kastelic is a diehard TPE user, but idk. I can say on my behalf that my clients Kallis and Randoms are not doing this shit. 5) Morpheus of House Destructious, conqueror of ash, burner of bodies, king of obliteration, soul reaping demon of the nothing realm, etc. recently literally crushed a player's face with his fist. Is the VHL getting too violent? I'm sorry, who? When he'll do the same in the big league, we can talk then. Or at least he can try to fuck someone up. 7) Some have voiced their concerns over the Brand Tournament not feeling very important. How would you fix it? I don't even know how to fix it because I'm not feeling this tournament at all. So I'm too lazy to think about it. Or just do these things more often or don't do this at all. 2 TPE for these answers goes to Kallis. 8 ) Who sings in the locker room the most? I've heard Aron Nielsen sings like crazy. Especially when IGOR came out, he's putting this album on repeat like maafaka. Can't blame him for this though, this is a really nice album. 9) Which player(s) in the VHL do you dislike, but begrudgingly respect? I'm not sure if I'm hating any of these VHL players. Maybe I have some rivalry against Pepper cause the same draft class goalies. But disliking though? I'm really not sure. 10) Which two players have the best friendship in the VHL? HHH and Hulk Hogan. brb I'm drafting Hogan to Riga. 1 TPE for these answers goes to Randoms.

5 TPE goes to Randoms

Cast just turned into a real goon. which was it, a third fight already in this season?

looks like Moscow players don't want to be sent to Siberia for taking L's.

- mostly fake - educational choose one

afaik it's a third round pick.

imagine buying a book from a player who has been average for his whole career. nobody would care lol.

and I'm finally going to sign a commish Beketov's player to Riga and he will fire you.

as long as it gives us a shot at the cup, we're ok with that. good luck with another mediocre season. and then another three mid seasons to complete the underachiever career.

and then I'll send HHH to make a career ending hit. he will make it look like it's gonna be an accident, but in all reality - he will do it on purpose. ?

win is a win. and last time I checked the standings your team was in the playoff spot. so yeah I'll take this win.

imagine being dropped 5-0 by a team that lost in semis back to back years.

imagine a team with a cucumber logo winning anything me and @gorlab rn:

''Excited to come back stronger & hopefully better looking'' these were Gagner words after he broke a jaw. All you are doing about crying in the corner and wishing that the VHL commishes will be as much softies as you are. guess what, they're not. Bad luck mid-Rauno.

Jawline? Or that's what is left from your precious jaw after HHH I doubt Teemu would be jealous of this

and he still manages to win awards and championships unlike a forever second line mid echelon Teemu Selanne wannabe

Last time I checked standings, Riga was higher than your team "when skill is too much to handle" learn how to score first. 900 TPE underwhelming bum

actually, twice

some average guy got beaten up by a rookie. underdeveloped hockey skill head ass mid player go back to practice facility

Kallis is some mid... wait, what?

Nice PK. almost all of us got points. good!

a tough game for sure @JG10 and @GRZ with the comeback heroics

Speaking about HHH being a two way player ?