Eagle Eye

1. We are the champions! How did you celebrate? I celebrated by going home and sleeping because I was very tired and my legs were hurting a lot. 2. Who was our teams MVP? I forgot his player name but I'm pretty sure Fonzi was really good so shoutout to him for doing his thing. 3. Where do you think you will play next season? I kinda forgot to earn for a few weeks so I think I'll be running it back in Philly which I'm excited to do I love it here. 4. Lovstrom went on a heater. How much liquor did you liquor him up with? He's like a sponge, you just keep giving him more and he keeps just taking all of it, so we just keep giving him more until we're too drunk to remember. 5. Who is your favourite team in the VHL? Whatever team is based in california, specifically northern california, or if there is a team in Comoros it would be them. 6. Who has been your in season MIP and why? I think I put in a lot of work this season and improved a lot and went from mid to hitting a lot of people and blocking some shots so I'll take myself.

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending Feb 4 2023 1. Why do you think @Ricer13 decided to ditch us for less green pastures? I think ricer was just tweaking like bro really left the best team in the M. Terrible career decision and I just wish he took fonzi with. 2. What is your favorite hybrid attribute? I'm not sure what that is but whatever makes me hit people more and hit people harder is definitely my favorite attribute. 3. Allstar week is upon us… Who do you think should be Phillys Allstar? Obviously me, I lead the team in hits, the most important stat in "hockey". 4. How much love does a Lovstrom Love if a Lovstrom could love? Fonzi needs to be cut from this team. I know it's a tough topic to bring up and it might hurt the chemistry of the team and some of his fans may disagree. But it's time to make a decision. He's doing more harm to our franchise than good. He's a locker room cancer, he thinks he's cool because he gets fake stats like "points" and "goals" and I'm genuinely tired of it. I know management sees him as a valuable asset and important piece to our future, but to truly build a culture you can't have guys like him holding as back. That being said, love you @fonziGGand wishing you the best in your further travels sir. 5. What is your go-to breakfast? Eggo waffles or cereal usually and then some fruit like a banana or apple. 6. What are your predictions for Philly the following season? We will win all the games and make history and let in 0 goals.

1. How do you feel about being a Philadelphia Reaper? I'm absolutely ecstatic everyone in the locker room involved with the team is cool and I'm happy to be united with my brothers. 2. What is one thing we could do to make our discord locker room more engaging? Question of the day every day, and then everyone answers and it's fun. It's something I've seen work in other locker rooms. 3. What is your personal goal for your player this season? I want to get top 10 in the league in hits this season and I will be happy. 4. If you could change the team name to whatever you want, what would you change it to? Philadelphia Poopers because we will poop on the competition and it's an alliteration. 5. What NHL Hockey team is your favourite and why? San Jose Sharks because it's the team closest to where I live but I don't watch any hockey really. 6. What continent are you from? In real life North America, but in the VHL AFRICA LETS GO COMOROS FOR LIFE BABY RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Player Information Username: Eagle Eye Player Name: Pinn Jinn Recruited From: Member (FonziGG) Age: 27 Position: D Height: 80 in. Weight: 250 lbs. Birthplace: Comoros Player Page @VHLM GM

I would like to participate

Matty Socks

#8SecondsToGlory

Player Information Username: Eagle Eye Player Name: Yondu Yorukan Recruited From: Returning Age: 16 Position: C Height: 80 in. Weight: 250 lbs. Birthplace: Belgium Player Page @VHLM GM

Robin Winter - F Dakota Lamb - F

poop

I apply

F- Jim Bob G- Stone Wolski @thadthrasher

tyler wlker @thadthrasheryour turn

put me in coach

I wasn't even on the team yet dumb poop

put me in coach

1. Leroy Johnson joining the LR. 2. I always play like ass 3. Whoever's playing against us. 4. I'm not playing so I'll do whatever tf I want. 5. LEROY JOHNSONNNNNNNNN 6. Uh, idk hockey stuff so no comment.

One day Bahram Kamkar was cruising through the streets of Minnesota, taking it all in because he'd have to move to Moscow after the season's end. He walked into a small bar and ordered a beer. While drinking a "fan" of the Storm walked up to him and said, HEY MAN, I SAW YOU LET THE FORWARD PASSED YOU AND CHOKE LAST GAME AWAY FOR US, YOU'RE SUCH A BUM THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE LEAVING. Kamkar tried to ignore him, but the guy was relentless. He was clearly drunk and every 3-5 minutes he would come back and bother Bahram some more. Bahram was getting bothered, but tried to keep it cool. He knew getting in a fight would bring bad PR and especially for someone prepping to head to the majors it would be a huge hit to his fanbase and how everyone in the league viewed him. He had one too many beers though, and the next time the man tapped his shoulder, Bahram spun around and swung a giant hand into his eye. The man fell on his bum and his gang decided to get involved, one of them was too drunk too walk and immediately fell down, knocking down another guy in the process. The other one took a swift kick to the stomach as Kamkar had the reflexes of a Norwegian mountain chihuahua. It was a horrible sight, Kamkar ended up being fined, but luckily he wasn't suspended. It brought some bad PR, but no one really cares about him outside of Minnesota and Moscow, so he'll end up fine.

1. They're probably cool people but I spent too much time making demonic tantrums in the LR to notice. Good luck wherever you guys are going! 2. I trust spur ton to do what's best for me and the team. 3. Eat some pizza and forget about the past. 4. On a scale of 1-10, probably an 8.6 5. Valorant probably, that's what I play most nowadays. 6. You are a very good ECFA AD.

Today I'm going to be writing about Bahram Kamkar's first visit to Moscow after being traded to the Menace. I woke up at 6 AM that day, ready to get out on the rink with my boys in Minnesota. I got a call from coach that London was running low on cap space and was going to need to make some moves. He asked me how I felt about being moved, I'm a flexible person so I said, if it's best for the team make the trade and I'll go wherever. So later that day I got a message that I was now a member of the Moscow Menace. After checking out the team, I recognized the GM and saw they were going through a rebuild phase. It would be an interesting situation. So that weekend, I took a flight out to Moscow to see the city and meet the team. As I walked out of the airport I saw the beautiful city, it was very nice to look at, except for the random AK-47 lying on the ground next to me. I walked through the streets and I was already loving the city, that is until I walked into my new GM's office...

1) It’s not very urbanized so we miss out on a lot of city things. 2) It’s not too rural or too urbanized so we have nice things but are also pretty sizable and not too busy. 3) I’ve played in other leagues’ forums. 4) I like playing video games but I can’t grind one for more than a year without gettin bored. 5) Golf 6) I don’t own a car and i’m not a car person.

I would like the job, I have some experience doing all of those things in other leagues too so I think I can help

I'm interested in both, but more interested in VSN scouting. I like hyping players, especially newer users and I enjoy looking through stats and making articles off of them. I have a bit of an older piece of writing here, but I think I can improve from this level. https://sba.today/forums/index.php?/topic/52053-sbsn-nov-2-nov-8/&do=findComment&comment=864239