Tixter

15 hours ago, Juice said:

Well, I would say I'm not surprised based on how we came into the season, but after heading into the trade deadline as sellers and sending some of our best players out for picks, you can now say that:

 

THE YUKON RUSH ARE PLAYOFF BOUND BABY!

 

 

This surprisingly but amazing news shocked the locker room, which caused many of champagne bottles to be busted open and lots of "This Is How We Do It"  to be blasted as loud as it can.

 

On entry into the locker room, you can see:

 

• Kristof Welch@Juicehaving many of his traditional Hungarian shots and then keeling over into the toilet. His current condition is somewhere between "Where am I?" and blacking out.

 

• Germano Henchoz@RicoTheTrapGodtwerking in the middle of the locker room with a rhythm that would make any girl jealous.

 

• The Captain himself, Vick Fairchild @GreenGatohanding the Player of the Game Pickaxe with a waterfall of tears in his eyes to the General Manager @MexicanCow123who quickly grabbed the Pickaxe before, with a serious face, disregard the entire party going on to figure out playoff tactics with a mumble of "...what if we throw a banana on the ice to stop their offense..."

 

• Assistant Manager @fromtheinsideis seen running around chaotically as you could hear him yelling "We actually did it?!!?" while somehow making more of a mess of knocking things over albeit being the most sober in the room.

 

• Kloxified @Kloxifiedand Andrew Bowman @BrutalBoostcould be seen arm-wrestling over a pile of beer cans over who's starting in net in game 1 whilst saying some...quite choice words to each other.

 

• Everyone else in the locker room was already either passed out, or was abhorrently hammered and a walking menace to where Daddy Derek @DirtyDerekhad to live up to his name and be the team Daddy to take care of his fellow teammates.

 

It was nothing but joy for the Rush players who fought tooth and nail all season in hopes that they would get to the playoffs like they did last year and live up to the potential that the management staff knew they had in them. Moments like these after such a rough middle part of the season is something to truly cherish and get excited about.

 

This was until Cow received a message on his phone, took a quick glance, immediately crumbled up his written paper of tactics, and stormed out of the room sceaming, "IT WAS ALL FOR THIS?"  which shocked everyone.

 

Confused, fromtheinside went to talk to Cow before coming back into the locker room to give the devastating news that would destroy any VHLM team's hearts, let alone "a scraping into the eighth seed" Yukon Rush.

 

"Guys, I don't know how to tell you this, but uh, we're facing Mexico City in the first round."

 

With an abrupt cut to the music, the fun times have stopped on the dime, as well as Kloxified letting Bowman win the arm-wrestling match. Now it was nothing but defeat and/or suffering in everyone's eyes and heart.

 

And on cue, The Tixter @Tixterbarged into the room and said, "Hey guys, I just got signed to the team! Are we celebrating or something?"

 

(530 words)

barge barge barge

On 12/19/2020 at 8:05 AM, gorlab said:

Dam son I love this one. You got that corrupt look going but surprisingly its not overpowering the image. Also great job with the text and player. It looks perfect and def make more of this style. 20/10 (if that's even allowed)

13 hours ago, Hooperorama said:

Great Retro Vibe here, Love how it looks like a old sheet of paper. The Cursive is a bit our of theme for this but other than that your looking good. 7/10 Also I would look at removing the glow.

19 hours ago, fromtheinside said:

Week 6 Team Yukon Press Conference

 

 

1) We have finally reached the end of the regular season and it has been an interesting ride for the Rush this season. We had high hopes going in and although we are a playoff team, we admittingly fell a bit short of our expectations. Nonetheless, It looks as though we will be matching up against Mexico City in the first round of the playoffs.. What would you say our chances are of upsetting the 1 seed and moving on to the second round?

Well I would say we have a decent chance because RNG and they will get cocky and we wont and then they will go home and cry and accuse us of cheating.

2) Going into the playoffs there are multiple teams this season who look absolutely dangerous and primed for a cup run. If we end up getting knocked out, what team do you think might go all the way this season and why?

Mexico. If we get knocked out by them I can see them going all the way as they are the #1 Seed.

3) The offseason will soon be approaching everyone. What are your plans for the offseason? Both the WJC and the Victory ProAm tournaments take place in during the offseason before the next draft. Are you interested in participating in either of these tournaments?

Il for sure be in the ProAm and see about WJC, Great time to grow my player for next season.

4) If you could have any superpower, what would it be and why?

Flying. I could fly out of this covid infected word and settle on mars.

5) If you were hypothetically given the chance to know your entire future, but the cost was forgetting  your entire past, would you take that deal? Why or why not?

Nope. To many good memories in the past and I could forget who I am and I would have no friends. Well that's not a change lol.

6) If you won the lottery, let's say 20 million dollars.... what would do in the first couple days and overall what would you do with your winnings?

Probs build a new gaming pc to have a backup to start streaming and possibly start YouTube. And then I would buy a car more than likely as I just got my license.

 

On 12/14/2020 at 5:33 PM, Da Trifecta said:

great work here it would be a 10/10 from me because the attention to detail is bizzare and the rule of thirds really shows here next step i would say is none you got it all!

On 12/7/2020 at 9:28 AM, Quik said:

12 Days of Christmas: Day Ten

 

 

A festive image from the blues has been hidden in threads around the forum, they can be from any time and any member. Find today's image, and send a DM, with the link to its location, to @VHL Santa. Today's image location must be sent by 11:59PM PST tonight in order to be eligible.

 

Find all three (3) for an entry into the Tier 4 Raffle + 1 Uncapped TPE.

We aren’t heartless though, there’s a lot of threads to search. So each day we’ll provide you with a clue. Here is today’s.

CLUE:

 

The First Noel

 

**REMINDER: Use the same DM thread to send each daily link! Any DM threads without all 3 links will not be counted. ***

noel=christmas

5 hours ago, Gaikoku-hito said:

You mean like this?

perfect 10/10

I would give it a solid 6/10 because it has a nice vibe to your team while maintaining a xmas spirit, but I would like to see something like a candy cane pattern for the reaper and like a sparkleing head for it. Other than that good but just saw that as a little area that would stand our with some xmas cheer. Great work though! Keep at it!

23 hours ago, fromtheinside said:

Week 5 Press Conference

 

1)  What is your favourite Christmas movie? If you aren't a movie person what is your favourite Christmas song/carol? If you hate Christmas altogether what is one of your favourite non-Christmas songs at the moment?

 

2) What is the goto meal for Christmas dinner? Alternatively what is your all time favourite meal on non holiday days?

 

3) Season 75 is slowly winding down. Did it turn out how you thought it would and what do you think Season 76 is going to be like for your player?

 

4) How have you felt about your player's own performance this season? Did they over or under achieve?

 

5) What would you say is your biggest fear? 

 

6) If you had a time machine to back in time to any time and/or place where and when would you go?

1) Home alone 1 for sure gotta love that classic comedy with some extra cheese

2) Goto on xmas would be the bird 30 pounder for the fam and then non holiday would be homeade lasagna

3) I was not really in S75 as i just made my acct but I think S76 will turn out good as i am already learning lots

4) cant really awnser this i would say next season im gonna achive an okay ammount but not gonna be over confident

5) by far its heights just seeing the small world scare the living soul out of me

6) probs to 2018 when the world was good and my family was better

18 minutes ago, fromtheinside said:

 

WELCOME TO THE VHL

 

Hey @Tixter, welcome to the Victory Hockey League, your journey towards becoming a VHL pro starts right now! I am @fromtheinside, the Assistant GM for the Yukon Rush. The Rush are coming off of a solid playoff run last season and while we were very competitive again this season, we decided it was time to start focusing on the future and sold off some players this season to restock on draft picks. Having said that, we have some room on our blueline if you are interested!

 

Yukon prides itself of its welcoming and friendly atmosphere in our team Discord. We treat our players like family and are super accommodating to new players who are looking to get their start in the VHL. If this sounds like an atmosphere you would like to be a part of, quote my post and reply with #FeelTheRush to indicate you would like to sign an entry-level 1 year deal with Yukon! After that me or GM MexicanCow123 will send you a DM on here and help you set up. 

 

Regardless of what team you goto, we wish you all the best and if you have any questions or need help with anything getting started, don't hesitate to send me DM and I will do my best to help however I can. Best of luck to you!

hi i think i did the otherone wrong so il try again, love the jersey btw. #FeelTheRush

2 minutes ago, MattyIce said:

Hiya tixter, I'm MattyIce, the assistant GM of the Houston Bulls.

 

We have some 2nd pairing minutes for you to play on, and we're pushing for a playoff spot right now so you'll be a huge add!

 

We have some cool people in our locker room that will help you get set up to earn that sweet tpe too.

 

We have the members to help you, we have bulls, we have minutes for you and we took care of the plane ticket to Houston.

 

All you gotta do is quote this post and respond Horns Up!

 

Cheers, MattyIce

hi took me a sec to find quote sorry but i guess i say horns up! love the britan flag on that jersy

Player Information

Username: Tixter

Player Name: The Tixter

Recruited From: YouTube

Age: 17

Position: D

Height: 67 in.

Weight: 167 lbs.

Birthplace: United Kingdom

Player Page

@VHLM GM