Edgar

-4 I'm definitely leading Calgary to a cup

Dat TOR G though

Pronounce my new player's name. Elaborate on your "Hall of Pain" EDIT: In light of recent changes to my player, please cuss out Draper and Victor. They made me sad and I don't have a podcast, so I'm relying on you.

I need a new sig for my player. I'm sure you guys can have fun with this one

I need a new sig for my player. I'm sure you guys can have fun with this one

This was less controversial than I was hoping for

#RageQuit

All CPU goalies are supposed to have roughly 200TPE in order to make them competitive. This was established quite a few seasons ago. TOR G1 has 0's i every stat except for morale. That is horseshit and may have cost me the game. I demand we start the entire season over... or give me one point for that game. I will accept no less! FIGHT THE TYRANNY

I might have to start using TOR G1 full time

To CAL: Ed Grr To TOR: S44 3rd CAL Part 1

To TOR: S44 DAV 3rd S45 COL 3rd To DAV: Dirk Firkley

To RIG: Pettyfer To TOR S44 COL 1st Part 1

You're all cunts!

He'll lead the team to the promise land

While I was earning my 239TPE, I never once let my new draftees go to free agency because I forgot to sign them. How is your track-record?

Ugh, I don't know what I think of Mike's goaltending anymore... not that I would care anyways

Nah, I actually lost 50TPE this season

We try to not show affection. In our lockerroom, we break members down, build them back up, break them down, go to lunch, and then teach them to thrive for perfection in order to receive some sort of approval, but the approval never comes. It's a dark, and some would say cruel, system, but it is the system that we use nonetheless.

Woo, dream team time!

WOO, Seattle for the cup

I draft Grady Simmons

At 16th ovr, the Toronto Legion draft... someone else