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I... uh... I had a master plan? It sounds like something I may say, but without actually having a plan.

I've been involved in aiding Greg's love life for so long that I need to remain invested in him. I would like to kind of due my own thing, but how could I after so many afters spent mentoring him. P.S. Was that video ever uploaded to the site?

Probably when I kept adding (Insert the name of whoever Seattle's goaltender was at the end of my tenure) to my friends list. I already was adding nearly everyone that was online at any point to my friends list, and then I was talking to him about a trade or FA or something, and I brought up that he was on my friends list and thus should want to play on my team. He removed me. I added him. He removed me. Greg, yourself, and I added him. Hilarity ensued. I think the commissioners made friend requests require approval shortly after his complaining. I think there is a podcast summarizing the events somewhere on the site. I will try ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) again. Nah... FUCK YEAH!!!! Anytime!

Because no one is going to limit my cholesterol intake GOD DAMMIT!

My trolling days were mostly during my long, long tenure as a VHLM GM (when I cared more). Several rules were made/reworded specifically because of my actions. Aside from that, I don't think I was too bad

I'm not in the inner circle, so I cannot prove this, but... I suspect that Kendrick is a corrupt bastard and ri gged the entire voting process. Also, George Bush knew about 9/11.

Meh Good Sure... maybe. Depends on when it is and if I feel like it on that day, but I'd probably be up for being the uninformed member on a VHL podcast. Finishing school. Graduated a few weeks ago (or at least I think I did)

We did! It was during my second season as a GM. Why weren't you there? You would have been welcomed to join along!

Hey everyone. Feel free to ask me questions, and I will try to make this post at least 150 words long over the day

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Christ team, how do you expect us to win with 6 shots!

My role in the league at that time was to GM the team. Having an active player would have helped the team, but my priority was to GM which is why I was ok creating a defenseman (arguably the least impact-ful position), I was ok creating a low-TPE player who would act as depth to fill a position while letting top-heavy offense talent earn more money, and ultimately, not signing my own player in my final season. Also, thanks for the kind words Ball And Cowboy was right. I was feeling a little bit panicked and rushed, but for the most part, I entered the playoffs and I competed for a cup (though it was a miserable attempt ) both on pace with my plan from when I initially started the rebuild. Sometimes, the cards don't always go your way, and as a result, you are forced to leave the league and cry in the corner of your room for two weeks straight before leaving the house again because you are low on groceries.

Bad news buddy. It went out of business a little while ago, but... There is this cool new thing called Netflix. It is dope

This took too long. Im reporting you to senior authorities for incompetence.

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A challenge for all viewers. See if you can figure out my contribution to this trade.

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for next week WHERE WILL LENNY FACE SIGN? You underestimated the power of Lenny Face. The adequately skilled goaltender was drafted with the very last pick of the Season 44 VHLM draft, an indicated that GMs believed he would not develop into a legitimate prospect for their respective teams. While this is probably true, the potential upside, however small it is, should have resulted in a late 2nd to mid 3rd round pick. Now the real issue arises, the legitimacy of the draft selection. Lenny Face was indicated as the last pick, however the general manager of the Bratislava Watchmen did not step up on the stage to make his announcement. Furthermore, he did not have a representative for the team draft Lenny Face, nor did the commissioner make an announcement. In its current state, Lenny Face is rightfully an undrafted goaltender. Now, the issue arises, who will Lenny Face sign with as an undrafted goaltender with (TO BE DETERMINED) TPE? There are many, many options. Actually, there are only eight. Well… the Saskatoon Wild already have Ariel Weinstein, so they probably aren’t too interested in Face, so there are only seven teams. The Oslo Storm also have a pretty good goaltender, and a pretty decent back-up, so they probably don’t want another one. Down to six. I guess if I’m refusing to acknowledge Bratislava’s claim as legitimate, they aren’t a real option. Five possible teams. But… this media spot is more about the process of the draft and the abuse of power by the commissioners, not about Bratislava not wanting me, so I suppose they could still be considered an option. So let’s do a ranking of the possible teams, because that seems to be what people do in these situations: First(A) – Brampton Blades The Brampton Blades are a very legitimate choice for Lenny Face. Why you ask? There acronym is BB, which is pretty close to ‘Bae’. That is as legitimate of a reason as someone could have, and might be enough to make Lenny Face sign, because surely an awesome sig would follow. First( – Ottawa Lynx The lynx is the sexist sounding animal in the animal kingdom (and for the record, CLAMS! is the second most erotic sounding). For anyone who saw Lenny Face’s name prior to Victor being an asshole and ruining my fun, you may know that Lenny Face is all about that sex appeal. First© – Yukon Rush Gold. It is in their name (or at least it should be) and Lenny Face wants to become rich. While he may have to show up to practice and games, surely he can spend the rest of his time digging for gold. If that doesn’t work, well… I’ll be upset. Also, Sarah Palin. First(D) – Bern Royals There colour scheme is purple and gold. There is a very famous gang in L.A. that I am quite envious of and want to join one day. Ideally, this team will provide me with many opportunities to get free jerseys that I can wear, and avoid purchasing the expensive L.A. Lakers jerseys. A brilliant plan, no? First(E) – Bratislava Watchmen They drafted me. Sixth – Moscow Red Wolves Just as I don’t acknowledge the legitimacy of the last draft pick in the Season 44 VHLM draft, I also don’t recognize the legitimacy of the Moscow Red Wolves. They will forever be the Vasteras IK J20, the greatest team to ever grace the VHLM. Until the move back, this team will not be an option. Also, fuck Putin!

So, it is no secret that my activity has been tapering off lately. As much as I enjoyed being a GM, it is not fair for me to subject the Legion players to an inactive GM, and as such, I'll be stepping down. With that said, I'd like to welcome Jaladolar as the new GM of the Toronto Legion. He obviously has a little bit of work ahead of him, but I have faith that he will be able to take this team to a cup in the near future. Jaladolar will take ownership of the team immediately at the end of the post. As my last action as the GM, I would like to announce that we are hanging Remy LeBeau's jersey in the rafters. It seemed important to him, so... there ya go. Thanks for leading us to that cup against Davos. Anyway, yay Jala

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Im a hipster?

I accept. Who was worried?

I was afraid Toronto would pull this one out. #Seattle4TheCup