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Game 323: Malmo Nighthawks vs Warsaw Predators As soon as the game started Malmo was out for blood scoring two goals in the first by Lucy Leitner and Phillip Rave and ending the first period with a total of 29 shots only allowing Warsaw 9 which is a crazy stat line but the second period shows a bit more life for Warsaw as they score a goal from Stefan Nikolaev but Lucy Leitner hits them even harder with a goal of her own but Slava Kovalenko answers back with a goal as well making the score 3-2 for Malmo and in the third it was just a straight lock down with Malmo shooting 19 shots and Warsaw only having 6 and to finish it off Viktor Jensen scored one last goal to make it 4-2 finishing off Warsaw giving Malmo the win. First star: Lucy Leitner (MAL) Second star: Viktor Jensen (MAL) Third star: Stefan Nikolaev (WAR)

Game 507: Riga Reign vs Malmo NIghthawks The first minutes and wow Malmo really got their backs against the wall with Kimi Raikkonen and Ben Laas scoring for Riga in the first few minutes and even though Malmo tries to mount a comeback with 15 shots of their own they simply couldn't find the back of the net ending the first period with 2-0 for Riga. and again within the first 8 minutes of the game Axle Gunner scores for Riga forcing Malmo to go down 3-0 with only 5 shots in the period this game seems done from the start. But In reality Malmo seems to have a fire that never burns out because the entire third period was Malmo country with a crazy comeback of 4 goals From Savaisk Tzesar Viktor Jensen Phillip Rave and Lucy Leitner allowing Malmo to win the game 4-3 making a huge comeback with one less shot then Riga. First star: Savaisk Tzesar (MAL) Second star: Viktor Jensen (MAL) Third star: Axle Gunner (RIG)

We reach the last game of the regular season and Tzesar killed it with 42 goals 47 assists 258 hits and plenty more stats showing Malmo as a whole has been dominating the league for the past 4 seasons with one of the best goaltenders in the league Jorgen Lovstrom being an actual fucking wall stopping most shots and with defensive player Lucy Leitner playing like her life is on the line every game. A great youngster Narnia Shaw the son of Dabnad Shaw playing his heart out as well and the entire forward line playing extremely well. With a lot of hope going into the playoffs and a bunch of Malmo fans wanting to finally see Malmo win a series and actually compete for the continental cup and a lot of great players retiring after these playoffs it will be a season for all Malmo fans to remember for years. (well shit they already simmed games when I was writing this smh)

Throughout his 7 season tenure Tzesar worked hard to become one of the best of the physical dominant playstyle he worked long and hard and played just as hard but in the end it worked out well for him, allowing him to become what he always wanted to be but with his final games coming to a end and his age finally cracking the sunlight he wanted to talk to the media about his career. "So Tzesar you've been playing your heart out these last few games, does it mean something to you that in a few weeks your career is done and you can finally rest?" "It's hard to accept that I've been playing for so long yet I will be gone from the team after the playoffs and it hurts me that I've been pretty quiet but yes it means a lot to me that I've worked for this team to be better but don't you dare believe I will rest I'm training my kid to be just as strong as me and he will continue to terrorize the league like how I did." "With that said what does it feel like having the chance to play with legendary players like Viktor Jensen RJMW Phillip Rave Ash sparks Lucy Leitner and Jorgen Lovstrom?" "It was a hell of a ride each and every single one of them were amazing teammates but were even better producers than me so the fact that I could share the ice and could call these people my teammate alone is legendary I'm grateful that I had a chance to play on one of the best teams ever formed in Malmo history sadly I didn't win anything to show my contribution but I'm happy that if there is ever a writeup on said players that I will be on the side in a picture or something to show I was there." "Seems like the tough guy persona faded away since you became older but to continue on this conversation do you think you were ever stolen of a award?" "If you looked at pure stats I wasn't ever the best I was good but never the best I was good at scoring and hitting but the best? no which I'm fine to accept that fact because in the end I won two victory cups with a team I loved and that makes me happy enough whatever I get after this season is just a cherry on top and to see Malmo as a team work so hard for a chance at winning another victory cup and continental cup brings a lot of excitement and joy" "it's great to see you happy with what you have done for this organization and I wish you the best of luck in retirement Tzesar. Long live the violent asshole who had 9 fights in the first 32 games of the season." And with that Tzesar will be retiring after this seasons playoffs and his son will continue his legacy. @Advantage@Pifferfish@RJMW@tcookie@LucyXpher@DarkSpyro

1. I'm hoping so, having 3 victory cups would look beautiful in my trophy room 2. I don't want to ruin our chances by saying anything but I'm looking and praying for the best 3. moscow they are evil I just hate their presence and we seem to struggle against them quite a bit 5. I would say that I wished for more physical game from Tzesar so he could have another run for best Two-way forward but he honestly still shocked me 6. Jorgen was a absolute lock he was one of the biggest reasons we played so good so he deserves all the awards 10. it was amazing she saw a chance for us to play really good and trade to boaster our entire roster into becoming what it is now

1. win a VHL championship 100% if you win 8 cups back to back teams are going to have you as a good luck charm so 2. a player feels impactful but being a builder takes a lot of work and luck so I would rather be in the HOF as a builder 3. probably my third season so I can benefit it and become one of the greatest rookies plus I would be around 1300-1400 tpe so thats a big difference 4. yea this is a not brainer if I could gain knowledge by just touching a book and getting everything it would be so easy to become whatever you want of course with some limits but teleporting will get boring plus if you don't have the equipment to teleport to other planets and galaxies what's the point? 7. know when I die so I can get everything and all my affairs ready plus it would be like a book or a show you know exactly when it ends and it would be easier to accept death 10. this is one of the best questions I've actually heard and with a lot of thinking either way it will be torture so doing it laying down sounds a lot more comfortable then standing till my legs don't work

now two vipers...?

As we head 20 games into the season Tzesar has been extremely impactful to his team having fans roar in excitement for his last season and with reporters wanting insight on what the vet is thinking during all this. "So Tzesar we've seen a big difference in you style of play this season with a big increase of penalty minutes tell us what you are achieving by getting so many?" "Don't got to be an ass about but yea I've been into more of a protecting role seeing our rookies get bounced around and just to deal with it isn't necessary and honestly someone has to get their hands dirty I'm tough enough to back them off. About my style of play it's slightly changed I've been good before as a Two-way forward but I want to boost my offensive plays a bit better I'm usually just getting above a point per game and for my last season I want a big push for any awards or anything." "Interesting way to put it and with seeing you work hard for a goal it's quite possible but it will be extremely difficult. As a team player what are you proud about and excited for?" "Honestly one of the biggest things that are happening right now is seeing Viktor go crazy on the ice 32 points already and showing no sign of stopping he seems to be one of the best forwards in the league right now and I'm excited to see him go for the first player in Malmo history to go for 700 points so that will be cool to watch." "It seems he will leave a bigger legacy then anyone expected but for you personally do you think you can really push one last great season?. And another question, Is this the last time we see a Tzesar in the hockey league?" "For your first question, Yes I think I can produce a big enough season where it will be remembered for seasons to come and hopefully shine for many years but to your second question I do believe I will have my son play in this league maybe not a Malmo uniform but 100% will be in the VHL and he will most likely thrive like how I did in my prime." "That's exciting to hear and for the final question, Do you think Malmo has a chance to winning the cup?" "Funny you ask because every other time I was wrong by a mile so you know what? no we won't win the cup won't even be close but yea in seriousness I think Malmo can go far and be a team feared by others we do have the best defense in the league so that proves something." "Alright then it was great to speak with and we wish you luck for this season" As Tzesar goes onto the ice to practice his skating and Puck handling he knows what he has to achieve to become one of the Malmo greats.

Looks amazing!

1. only real one is blasting a shit ton of alcohol 2. probably 2015 I was so young and had no clue how shitty life would be 3. with how much I've changed and matured I think 2024 was one of the biggest years of my life 5. I say malmo finishes top 5 a lot of strong team this season but I have a feeling malmo will push through' 6. Vancouver looks like a big problem so I would say their chances at winning the cup are high 10. P-O-U-T-I-N-E now that shit is the best if you make it right it is probably one of the best foods to eat (Just not too much of its really fatty)

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D - DB IV @Alex

these jerseys look so nice. I'm so fucking ready

you forgot give everyone access I'm pretty sure

1. I mean it's very simple but also confusing because since my parents are French they like to celebrate on the 24th but then other times they enjoy to do it on the 25th but something that does stay consistent is the "big family dinner" at our grandmothers house and then go home open up the gifts and that's pretty much it 2. honestly it's not really a holiday thing but my grandmother every year makes Lemon pies and they are sugary but holy shit they are good. 3. snows a lot yea and it get's freezing can sometimes go down to -12c during the day and around 15-c at night 5. I've given a decent amount of gifts so I would consider myself a gift giver 7. I would stay home I just feel a lot less stressed and also so much could go wrong so staying home and relaxing with family is the best 9. I think it will be the grinch Idk maybe nostalgia but I love it