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he basically believes the world revolves around him

In the recent hours a player by the name of Rolf Jakob Macwallace threw a few shots at one of the best prospects of the s99 draft Krister Von Casar Tzesar and the media quickly wanted to speak to him. “So Tzesar! Holy shit man you have been known to not be liked by a lot but a straight up hatred? This is new.” “The fuck you on about? I don’t remember caring if someone hated me or not.” “Well it might be for you since it’s your new teammate Rolf Jakob Macwallace who had very interesting things to say about you.” “Huh that little shit what did he say?” “Well to quote from his recent interview he had said. “He’s not a good player, he plays the game like a stupid person.” After being asked who was the better player and defender. Any thoughts on what he said?” “You really think that little shit is telling the truth or something? He basically can’t do anything by himself, in our early youth hockey days he barely could figure out how to poke check without tripping a player, that little angry dwarf can go back into the youth leagues and learn how to actually defend for once.” “Even with all this drama do you guys not have any respect for eachother? I mean your fathers were both Malmo greats and you guys hung out a lot as kids.” “The past means nothing to my success of now and by the way to comment on what he said on how I play, I play with fire and physical presence I’m not sure if he can understand what that means but when players are scared of you that’s when you can pry into that fear and destroy them from the inside out. Who the fuck wants to go against me huh? Tell me one person who can out do me I’m the fucking best and that’s it.” “Well since you two are teammates do you think your team’s success will falter because of this? Or do you think you will stop the hate for just this season?” “Who do you think I am? I will purposely make sure I don’t pass to him or anything I’m here to play my game. This isn’t a team game in any way. People will just follow me and score, that's how great I am. I actually can use my height and weight to provide defense. I allow my team to score. I allow my team to win, him? I don’t think he could even help us. “Wow, do you actually think this Krister? I mean you used to be childhood friends and you are acting like this is the worst person you’ve met in your life?” “I honestly don’t care and by the way we were never childhood friends. All we were was our dads kids and we happened to see each other a lot. Other than with only a few years together on a few youth teams we never became such a thing as friends. Skruva den skotska dvärgen.” “Well I must say this will be interesting to see develop over the passing days we thank you for your interview Tzesar” “One more thing. Never be as weak as him. That's my advice for any new players trying to become better. As the comments and cursing continue, what happens next? “Childhood friends” to teammates who hate each other and clearly have an issue being together plus with Krister being extremely harsh and violent who knows what will happen next. @RJMW

Next media spot and Tzesar will have a few things to say about Rolf.

WOOHOO LETS FUCKING GOOOO

I would gladly try to help Warsaw get another cup

game 254: Miami Marauders Vs Mississauga Hounds. We enter in the first period seeing game being extremely one sided as the hounds shoot up Miami's goaltender in the first and Jay Sikes takes advantage of the exhausted goalie. In the second the Hounds continue their harsh pressure against Miami with MacGregor Walcott scoring two goals but Viener Schnitzel scores a nice one for Miami allowing them to not fully give up yet. But six minutes in the third and Hank Smith finally ends the Marauders thoughts of making a comeback and forcing the win 4-1 for Mississauga. The three stars are 1 MacGregor Walcott ( MIS ) 2 Kurt Bachmann ( MIS ) 3 Cameron Squires ( MIS ) Game 257 Houston Bulls Vs Ottawa Lynx. In the first and Houston absolutely destroys the Lynx's defense forcing Ottawa to only have 1 shot this period and allowing two goals one from Alex Bridges IV and Feka Ohi Kau to score. In the second and it doesn't seem to get much better but Ottawa finally gets a few shots against Houston but Feka Ohi Kau and Gingy seem to waste no time and score again just causing a huge 4-0 lead for Houston. And you would think that the Bulls would calm down a little bit but nope they just continue to score with one goal from Cardinal Copia and another from Hunter s winning the game 6-0 against Ottawa with a total of 40 shots to Ottawa's sad 11. The three stars are 1 Gingy ( HOU ) 2 Feka Ohi Kau ( HOU ) 3 Hunter s ( HOU )

1. in bed lmaooo I wasn't even up and only checked afterwards 2. probably a 700 dollar pool that I still never had used or set up 3. Defense and goaltending are always important but in this era Defenders are extremely important to have 1. If you could have the chance to change one rule about the VHL what would it be? 2. What super powers would you think is the most useful in hockey? 3. What does a jersey number mean to you? is it just a number or more?

Loved the entire thing man and I’m happy that I got to play with a teammate like rave

love it

Game 211: Mexico City Kings vs Houston Bulls The first period hits off with a bang with Mexico putting Houston's goalie on his tippy toes but surprisingly Houston doesn't fall easily with a goal from Dart for Moderator making it a 1-0 game for Houston. The second period rolls around and clearly tensions are extremely high but neither team can actually produce and both teams only get 7 shots off. But in the third Houston must have snorted illegal performence boosters because they just went on a tear with a goal from Alex Bridges and Additional Pylons making it 3-0 for Houston but Mexico doesn't give up easily with a goal coming from Alex Versti but Alex Bridges quickly shuts their attempt of a comeback down. Houston wins 4-1 The 3 stars 1 Alex Bridges IV ( HOU ) 2 Dart-For-Moderator ( HOU ) 3 Bartholomew Lorequavius ( HOU ) Game 220: Miami Marauders vs Halifax 21st The first period comes in with shattering goals from both teams with Chase Breeze and Patrick Finnegan scoring goals for Miami but Halifax doesn't quit with Hater Tottingham making it 2-1 for Miami. and with the first being so electric the second was kind of a bore with a few penalties and a combine total of 11 shots in this period you would hope to see the third come out with goal scoring. Sadly Halifax couldn't move or coordinate an attack and only could mount up 7 shots giving Miami the win 2-1. The 3 stars 1 Chase Breeze ( MIA ) 2 Shot Blocker ( HFX ) 3 Andreas Andreasen ( MIA )

well damn

1. I mean I've been first with malmo for like 3 seasons so yes being first is an absolute curse 2. I found it funny because when I first saw it in the discord I was shocked but also pondering what it could mean for us as a team but yea it was funny 3. honestly I think roster is mostly complete and all we got to do now is earn tpe like hell and buff out our defense 4. Adam Joy and Joseph Poole have been great players to have by my side but I'm interested to see if there is better lines 5. Music is probably the best human invention and a great way to calm yourself and get yourself into a vibe 6. The most random shit you can imagine, it can go from hip hop to rock to rap to random shit lmao

wow we suck

With theme week being very blunt with what it wants I’m glad to write about my player who was one of the toughest in Malmo history. Savaisk Tzesar, the son of Boris Tzesar a goaltender who previously played in the VHL had some kind of lab experiment cooking up because when Savaisk entered into the VHLM he wasn’t known to be anything too good, but his determination to work harder and become a complete player was noticeable. His first season in the M was a decent season to say the least recording 41 points and giving out some hits he was a decent power forward but still was undecided on what player he wanted to become and it showed even more the season after, playing with a brand new team he recorded 81 points and 184 hits giving him a feeling that his current style was perfect and he even won the founders trophy so it reinforced his idea but that wouldn’t last long. In the VHLE his mind was all over the place he didn’t know what to do he was a pass first player but his type wasn’t working and everything was just a mess that he couldn’t clean up but it didn’t stop him, he finally recognized and realized what he wanted to become and he broke his own expectations. In his first two seasons of the VHL was a great time period for Savaisk his team was well known to be good and playoff ready even winning the Victory cup in s92 but in the playoffs Malmo couldn’t push past the first round at all but Savaisk wasn’t defeated yet. The next 3 seasons were in my opinion his true prime, scoring a combine total of 248 points and a total of 893 hits giving his name out in the hockey world as a guy who wasn’t scared to put you in your place, but sadly even though they won the Victory cup again to prove how good they were in the playoffs it was just a disappointment to the team and Savaisk he worked so hard to be better and still couldn’t break their shitty playoff curse that was holding them back from winning but like every other season he went back to the weight room and continued to work. His last two seasons with Malmo were one of his most memorable he was already a great player and these last two seasons could allow him to get more points and stats to place himself along with the top players in Malmo history so he played his heart out with every ounce of energy he had he played, specifically in season 97 his final season with Malmo they played so well they won their last Victory Cup with Tzesar but of course the playoff curse never broke and they always lost in the first round but a incredible career for someone who averaged a fight basically every month and Savaisk Tzesar ended with a career total 1797 hits securing his spot as the top 3 best hitter in Malmo history. Sorry if this seems boring to some I didn't really have any other ideas and when I saw "tough guy" as the theme week I just wanted to write my player so yea

best all time tough guys would be cool to do