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as the season ends we get to speak to Boris Tzesar one more time before the last games are played the reporters will find Tzesar in the locker room suiting up for the final games of the season even though the Malmo nighthawks didn't have the best season in their years they had a decent one. "Tzesar! I see you are suiting up for the game?" "Yup getting ready to win" "great now we have questions for ya, so through out the season you have been staying in the save% GAA and shutouts this entire season I'm guessing you are happy with these stats after playing so hard?" "well yea of course almost being the top tier saver is my dream and now I'm finally near that dream so I was really excited made me feel like a rookie to be honest, just feels like you have finally became the player you always wanted to be, I worked hard for all this I've grinded hours of my life to become a player and now I'm just trying to become the best player" "damn amazing speech, but anyway the second question after so long being on a team with barely playoff experience since the past 4 seasons are you truly just staying because you think this is your home? your final spot?" "I'm staying because I know Malmo will win I might not be there to see or play in that win but I know if I keep working hard it will pay off I know I don't have any cups or awards to prove my legacy, but knowing that I helped a franchise win is the best feeling so I'm staying because I have the gut feeling that staying and waiting will payoff it won't be for nothing I've seen this team and it will go higher then anyone else expects it to go" "another amazing answer, but anyway what do you think about the team's state that it is in?" "we are a little bit in a rebuilding and contending state I mean we have the players but we aren't completely done Max and Dom are good reasons why I even say that dabnad and the rest of the team are amazing we have a rookie goalie coming up in a few seasons so yea I love state that the team is in" "good answer, anyway final one who would win in a fight you dabnad max or dom?" "hmm I mean dabnad would lose like in 4 minutes to be honest if it's like round it would be dom vs dabnad and max vs me and I think I could handle max for like 5 minutes but then I'm the one being beaten and dabnad would lose like in a record breaking time so if it was max vs dom I say it would be a close fight but after a while dom would be the champ since yknow mans a fucking giant being 6'8" "to be honest I agree with everything you said but I bet on dom anyway bye bye Tzesar see ya next season" words: 519

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Before the league: Tzesar was just a kid in Russia being bored he often do nothing and just watch tv or just go outside but then he was asked one day to play on the lake with some kids he wanted to be a forward, but they need a goalie, so he suits up in this very cheap goalie suit and starts playing he lets in 2 right off the bat but then it was like a switch he started saving one save two three it was crazy even one timers weren't not able to beat the Russian glove, he was told that his insane reaction time could make him become an actual VHL player, so with the amazing idea of becoming an VHL player he started to practice a ton of practice, every day every minute every hour any time and when he reached 19 years old his father finally suggested him to try and be in the VHLM specially somewhere more hot than the middle of cold Russia, so they looked at their options and Mexico city was a prime target they needed a goalie with skill and were trying to win the cup that year so Tzesar sighed moved to good old Mexico city. In the lovely VHLM: when he got there, he was shocked to see the culture difference but also found some good friends, the names of these people were Ronan Lavelle and Dabnad Shaw they were amazing friends they played each game in their best and even if it's a loss it was a win in their books, through tons of games sweat and blood from all the fighting they were the last seed in the playoffs, but the dreams of winning the cup were faded away quickly as Ottawa was in their best shape ever there team was so stacked we didn't win a single game but that didn't matter, Tzesar just wanted to play hockey not winning a cup doesn't matter they ended the season there but they were all seperated in the E. the meh league VHLE: Tzesar went up to the Rome gladiators and saw them roster and it was decent everyone was good at a specific thing, so the team was quite good, but Tzesar did agree that the E is a more boring league but kept playing, while the season was ending, they were a pretty good seed, and they rushed the playoffs making it to the finals, Tzesar was hyped first finals appearance, but it didn't start so well first game was a blowout next game was even worse but third game was a win it was a 1-2 series but the other team was still favored to win, but they kept fighting game 4 was a lost Rome was just broken but it wasn't over game 5 was a win and Rome had a chance to make a comeback the first ever reverse comeback in E history but that wasn't 100% so next game was a fight but with luck and skill game 6 was a Rome victory and the locker room exploded with happiness, there was a chance to make history and that day came the final game and Tzesar was the true clutch god keeping out more then 50 shots and Rome won, they have done it! a comeback a reverse what a shock no one expected it, but it happened, months later Tzesar is up in the VHL. the best league VHL: when Tzesar was called up he was out to Davos he played but didn't improve so they decided that Tzesar was no longer use for them and Tzesar couldn't blame them, he was still the same skill level so off to Malmo he went and found out early on Malmo was a cool ass place and he also finally reunited with Dabnaw shaw he former teammate from Mexico, but Malmo was a rebuilding team so the cup was impossible but Tzesar didn't care this team was just a home to him, they didn't get far but in S85 they were in the wildcard round against Davos Tzesar's former team and sadly they lost but still Tzesar improved he hadn't improved this much since the M so he was greatful to know that Malmo wanted to keep him by extending his contract, to this day Tzesar is still a goalie for Malmo and is still improving on his game. also yes i took the layout from arces because im tired but it aint copying so no rule breaking! (i hope) word count: 737

since the start of the season Malmo has not been a winning team most likely because of Free agency they got really unlucky, but Tzesar still has high hopes for the hawks he has been training his heart out, but while practicing with Dabnaw and Igor in the locker room some media members wanted to know how Tzesar felt about the recent losing in Malmo and just to catch up with him. "Well, well, Tzesar! haven't seen Ya since last season how is it going?" Could be better but I'm doing good "Well, that's good to hear but anyway you know its question time, first we are about halfway done with S86 what do you feel about the recent losing streaks Malmo has gained?" "Well, I'm of course not happy but really, I can't do anything about it we have been just not lucky even in free agency we didn't get anyone so that hurt the team plus we keep training keep grinding and keep playing even if you are losing you got to play your hardest" "Good response another one how hard are you truly working? like every day or every 3?" "Well since Max joined the team, he has preached a really good way of training and well he does it A lot almost every day me and max do extreme training so pretty much every day he has a mean wrister but it makes me better so I can't complain." "Wow that's a lot of hours of just practice, anyway, did anyone tell you at the beginning of the season you had the best save% in the league?" "Yea our gm victory grachev told me as soon the game ended in the locker room, we had a mini party of course I was left with the bill at the end of the day" "Truly showing shades of a HOF, anyway who do you think right now is the best on the team? you talk a lot about everyone but who do you consider the best?" "Well, I mean Igor Max and the rest are amazing friends and good players but the word best to me means team chemistry stats and just alone a fun guy to hang out with most people say stats but the fact is stats change so I go off those main 3 and with everything added dabnaw is the best player since S82 he has been there maybe 2 seasons we weren't together but the majority of my career has been with dabnad he has stats and just the friendly attitude" "Wow amazing answer, now about your retirement plans do you got any? "Well, I actually do have a plan stay in Malmo have kids and just stay in a quiet place maybe when I get a son, I can teach him how to play hockey Hopefully goaltender, but I want to past down the hockey blood so yea that's my retirement plan live a quiet peaceful life doing fun stuff and teaching kids how to play hockey might be a coach one day for real." "Anyway, we ran out of time see Ya Tzesar!" words: 519

F Todd Cooke @JardyB10 (Its not letting me remove the @ so sorry hardy)

D dabnad shaw G Boris Tzesar @JardyB10

D Jake thunder F Igor Molotov You're up @JardyB10

Team 1 selects F Ronan Lavelle @JardyB10 it's your turn now

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HC Davos Dynamo Vinny Detroit (@dasboot) Vinny alone has had an amazing career and now with davos for the past two seasons he has racked up tons of points but the main reason why I consider him davos best forward is because the hit marker the points is average and penalty minutes are high, but he can hit a forward who can score and make you buy a wheel chair the next day is a scary player but is also a clutch because he can score game winners. Calgary Wranglers Daniel Janser (@Daniel Janser) well, I don't need to say much huh. 108 points is just insane 51 goals 57 assist MVP right here tons of hits as well just an offensive threat truly a Connor Mcdavid of this league if you're scoring this much amazing +/- all around is a player that you shouldn't talk shit too I could see Daniel doing this again as he is just going to start regressing soon. Helsinki Titans Alf Larsson (@ng1291) Well with the titans being in a massive rebuild they don't have stars, but they have players, who can play pretty good at their level Alf with 44 points which is not bad still producing good numbers and if they earn more can become an amazing player. Chicago Phoenix Baby bob (@Baby Boomer) First player here with more goals than assist in one season and that is bob! a player who can produce tons of offensive chances guessing from all the shots and assists retirement is coming but hell this is an amazing amount of effort from an old player but also has amazing +/- and not for just one season for tons! London United Matt Avens (@Mr Bohannan) a hitter and scorer??? must have copied Vinny but anyway another hitter and shooter these are rare types that can score but then beat the shit out of a center because he had a puck, amazing player from a Dil team which is rare and with regression around the corner he might not do this again or maybe he will. D.C Dragons Ronan Lavelle (@Arce) my pal from Mexico Arce, 512 shots that's crazy and somehow this guy got assists? yea somehow, I don't know how you can shoot that much and win a cup but hey its Ronan almost 100 points which is already a massive achievement also a hitter with 275 hits again another player I wouldn't fuck with, us goalies are scared of these types of players they are way too dangerous for us. Malmo Nighthawks Donny Carter (@TheNeonShaman) a player that doesn't score much but hell he can pass 78 points and 53 of those are just amazing passes that Carter can make this guy is like an NHL be a pro player with all passing and just a drop of shooting a player who is also near retirement decent +/- but you really got to focus on this team first rather than score first mentality. Los Angeles Stars Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems (@FrostBeard) Powerplay menace right here 25% of his goals being powerplay now that sounds like he can't score when they are equally matched, but I think of it as a player who can take advantages of a team's weak issue with one goal more than S85 seasons assist another player who you can trust he will take the pack from your net to their net. Moscow Menace Tomas Sogaard (@Brandon) just realized that there's a lot of players who reach or nearly reached 100 points goalies have to step it up but anyway yea a player who almost reached also a big hitter a jack of all trades to be honest I wouldn't be surprised if I saw this player in the HOF when he retires Tomas continues being a pain in the ass for players to defend not a bad skill but an annoying one for anyone who plays against him. New York Americans ZaZa Colors (@McWolf) almost 600 shots which like how is your wrist not sore? I'm just a goalie but damn colors can play hockey plus doesn't get too many penalties and gets a decent amount of hits a good player every team wants contender's rebuilders all teams want a player who can do this well hitting a good 79 points to just show off his badass ness. Prague Phantoms Saku Kotkakoivu (@DollarAndADream ) damn a hitter a person who can get points, but this man got defense and offense in his blood, but I want to look at this hitting 300? like Jesus this man can be all positions forward and defense also near 100 these players are just insane even when I recreate, I will be lucky getting a goal while these guys are getting tons. Seattle Bears Phoebe Bridgers (@GrittyIsKing) another player who doesn't like goals but loves assists not a bad thing but damn making his teammates love him I would love a teammate who passes even though they have a big chance of scoring a goal to tie up the game I can tell all the players pay the bill for this man. Riga Reign Daniel Weaver (@ThePerfectNut) not much scoring but when it counts the assist comes out on top good amount of everything to be honest more tpe and this guy can become a monster good amount of shots this guy is literally the average joe of the VHL which is not a bad thing, but I would be an average joe then a bad player. Toronto Legion Kyle Peace (@Peace) a veteran leader for his young team Peace can be scoring and be a teacher while we will focus on scoring right now, he has two more goals than assists also has a good amount of shots meaning he ain't scared to give that goalie a headache or a bruise. Warsaw Predators Zach Kisslinger ll (@Kisslinger) just wow a player who shoots a lot but also can hit I love players who hit fun to imagine seeing a player beat the shit out of someone then score a goal or get a Hat trick right in front of that players face but yea a hitter scorer and a pain in the ass for goalies no defense is gonna stop him. Vancouver wolves Nico Pearce (@Spartan ) Last one on the list Pearce had 120 points in S84 which is just amazing and then in this season hit 99 like what the hell? how is Simon going to let your player copy Gretzky for a season? and again another player being a forward dman as this point with 284 hits! like come on. Welp! its over i started this at 3 pm and finished at 8... i hate my damn adhd but hey good night folks two weeks of sweat peace. Words: 1103

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Pretty damn good podcast

My god I was terrified

Such a great system y'know what @KaleebtheMightygotta retire this is too cool to miss out trying

This looks pretty cool the old waiver system sucked ass tbn

I love it and also Note to self: for my next player ask death later on