Komrad

first day of christmas i fucking broke my finger for 2 weeks it hurts like hell it fucking sucks but im still playing vhle! (almost!)

i will give you 2 cents to give me 4 tpe

1. reaction time hand speed and penality shot or whatever its called 2. no not really 3. Boris Tzesar yes im saying myself but thats because other people said that and im to lazy to check portal i know my whole team is doing great so im just gonna say me 4. nothing just sleep and VHL 5. at thanksgiving idk if other familys serve this food but my grandmother makes lemon pie and tbh i would kill someone for it no lies 6. hmm no not really

if this player's favorite food isnt sushi then life is a lie

1. hmm i feel like my player is doing great but not the best im trying to get tpe to upgrade him so we can win more games 2. rebound just rebound no comment just rebound 3. umm how the hell tpe things work i asked lots of people and im still quite confused 4. eh got picked 3rd last draft i just wanna be picked 5. if the new gm of montreal can save their very very sorry ass then i go all in habs 6. i think so ovi is really good so i kinda bet it 7. wait someone bit someone? umm well idk uhh 4000? 8. no one i still got my faith into habs

i guess im a maniac soo you wanna rob a bank?

The bestest of friends. before the sim Mexico vs Ottawa) Boris is just looking at the team they are going against while Boris cat Vindisk lies on him, he sees a name he hasn’t seen in a long time, Ed Nu, the goalie for the Ottawa lynx. As Boris tries to remember him, he finally remembers that he used to play in the small leagues in Russia just like Boris. Hours later Boris is on the ice just before the game starts he sees Ed Nu on the bench, he skates over to the Ottawa bench and tries to get the attention of Ed Nu. Boris: Hey Ed! I haven’t seen you in a while. How's it been? Ed Nu: Oh, it's you! I remember you! You are… Boris right? Shit it's been a long time since we’ Ve seen each other? Boris: I never thought I would ever see you in a lynx jersey! Congrats for getting into the VHLM man! Ed Nu: Thanks! Boris: After this game, wanna chill out? Like I know a store full of sweets and I planned to go there by myself but now that you’re here how about you come along? I'll pay! Ed Nu: sure! But let's not think about the store, we gotta think how I'm gonna save more than you Boris: Oh really now, huh? Well let's see After the game Boris and Ed Nu hang out together buying pretty much everything from the store and just having fun. They talk about their homes back in Russia and their life now. Just a great amount of fun. They both give each other their numbers, so they can hang out more often. But as they start becoming friends, a little rival starts on who is the better goalie. With Ed Nu trying to get more saves it starts getting competitive, of course this isn’t like a fight rival but more of a friendly rival. Months later they are still the bestest of friends with a bit of tendency to see who's the better goalie, they both hangout and have fun and just buy sweets they know they gotta be practicing for the games. (at candy store) Boris: Эй, Эд, я получил несколько билетов на поездку в Россию хотите приехать? (Hey Ed I got some tickets for a trip to Russia. Wanna come?) Ed Nu: Хм, едем ли мы в Москву или в мой родной город? Я очень хочу поехать к своей семье (Hmm depends are we going to Moscow or my hometown? I really wanna go see my family) Boris: Мы можем поехать в оба, у меня достаточно денег, чтобы поехать в Москву до Токио, и не волнуйтесь, я могу заплатить за все еду в отеле все Ed nu: Ну, хорошо, что хорошо знать, когда мы уходим? (Oh well that's good to know when are we leaving?) Boris: На следующей неделе, чтобы вам лучше упаковать чемоданы только потому, что мы уезжаем из страны и возвращаемся в Россию на месяц или около того, не означает, что мы перестанем играть в хоккей (Next week so you better pack your bags just because we are leaving the country and going back to Russia for a month or so doesn't mean we stop playing hockey I know a rink near Moscow we can play in) Ed Nu: Pff хорошо, но даже в России я буду бить твою как вратарь (pff alright but even in Russia I will beat your ass as goalie) Boris: Хорошо, тогда приготовьтесь к тому, чтобы быть эмулятором Эдом (alright then get ready to be humiliated Ed)

hard beef cheese lettuce salsa maybe onion's

Welcome @Lerak Abycyk to the vhl! My name is Comrade cat the agm of the quebec foxes! We can give you third line minutes we are a growing team and with you on our side we may be able to win the cup just say #HAILTOFOX and we will send you a sighing! Enjoy the VHL

stop stealing my players *Cough*

Hello @LinkinInDaNorthwelcome to the VHL my name is comrade cat and we can give you 3rd live minutes! all you gotta say is #HAILTOFOX and we will send you a contract!

vote here on polls Who da best goalie in the vhlm? - Straw Poll doesnt really matter just a little fun thing to do because im bored

add me to the ping list please

5048th

hmm what you did say is true you cant rely on new players because their chance of becoming inactive is high but its high risk high reward if mexico plays their cards right maybe middle or top is where mexico is gonna go

1. well im in the VHLM in the moment but when i do get into the vhle i wanna try and make the team win the cup and become a great goalie 2. to get to 200 tpe and play for rome 3. well um i havent checked the rome server that much but to me at the moment they are a pretty cool guy 4. rome because i like rome cause they picked me B) 5. hmm not sure like tbh i think they are doing the best for now so yea 6. not sure maybe a player with great skills and whos active in the LR

nice another russian goalie eh uh maybe we can be friends да?

1. hmm to atleast reach 190 tpe or to the 200 cap 2. the regular season and playoffs 3. i was watching youtube and found out about VHL so i joined 4. hmm i kinda wanna to be a HoF 5. poutine dont try me or i will start breaking the laws (its just joke mods please dont warn me it joke) 6. im from people who thought killing people and taking land was fun and making a city called new Quebec or whatever aka born in Quebec and my mom's family tree has nobility from the 1400's 7. im a habs fan but *cough* if you would look at the recent games for habs in the nhl they are not going to playoffs so im saying..maybe capitals? 8. i literally hate every sport except hockey

i apply and i will do the oppsite and support people who wanna be AGM

also i suck at making topics dont make fun of my shitty topic look ik it looks bad

alright so im bored and ask minion and ledge to make me a sig and it turned into a competition and yea i already decided but ledge gave me an idea to put it on a forum because why not now this is how its gonna work im gonna show you the sigs and you reply by saying minion or a reason why you like whos now im not gonna write a 5000000 word thing soo just reply i guess this is minions sig for Boris Tzesar (my player) This is Ledges i like em both but idk you pick.

im a goalie person soo yea easy vote for the goalie B)

i apply cause why not and yes im new soo oof i can be nice to you and i can 100% call you an idiot if you do something stupid and im pretty sure i can do all the other stuff BUT most important i will never ask for fancy shit cause agm dont need rights

good job! @Brewins15 even tho you will be in the vhle you will still be known as the best GM to me mostly cause you were my first gm but eh still one of the best!

thank you for nominating me uhh i got nothing else to say so oof