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1. Happy Theme Week! Thoughts on this season’s theme? I always post a PT before theme week is announced, so I don't really care what it ends up being. 3. What advice would you give to your past self when you first joined the VHL, given everything you know now? Expect the sim engine to suck, some people to be assholes and be patient when building a player. 4. What color stick tape does your player use? Adidas 3 stripes(Black/White) 5. Describe your player’s personality and drop a fact that others may not know about them! He's German, so he doesn't have a personality. He has a work ethic. 6. Antonia Bucatini has had a career year so far with 72 points in 47 games (as of Monday, January 20th)! How many points do you believe she will finish the season with? Because it will be interesting to see, I say she breaks all the records with multiple 8 point games to close the season. Total : 144 7. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would it be and why? A house trained Raccoon. I have no idea why, but I find them hilarious.

As someone who hates clowns(with a passion) and would happily swerve the truck to hit one, this is going to give me nightmares. For my Dillos GM @YetiTaz

Good dude doing good work.

It's not that difficult... I have 3 right now.

Good luck with everything.

@Banackock Was the title referring to the content the article, or what was happening when you wrote it?

This disgusting filth has been reported!

Not my fault that Dassler sucks....no, wait

Professional Sim-Leaguer. The pay is terrible and some of my co-workers are douchebags.

De Wallen

If cash gets really tight, I suggest renting one of those window rooms in Amsterdam this weekend and becoming your alter ego, OrbitingGigolo. Problem solved.

Yeah, I heard he mugged an old lady in a Costco parking lot.

LOL, this was terrific.