Jericho

definitely the wrong martucci

Oh Kesler....you poor fool.

Not even you can ruin this child! Running really fast, Jumping super high, Flipping over shit, Making stuff explode, Flipping over more shit!

Standing 5 feet high and three feet wide, No one's ever eaten the whole thing and survived! Fuck yes! Great season team, that curse can eat a dick!

We're a party of three, welcome to my Kingdom of Slamalot, you are the new queen!

Take it down a notch B-Dogg Swarles Barkley. The condescension doesn't really work.

would bang

Ask your questions, VHL or life related. Noah and I will give you life advice!

redicilous. * Jesus Boom, learn to spell.

grown ups shave them

Boom that's awesome!

Have you not read my magazine posts, Sterling's voice carries the most weight in the entire league and Noah's one of the most influential people on Earth. Actually, you probably haven't...I use big words! BETTER GET SOME BURN HEAL!

Glad you're back dude!

someone didn't listen to If I were you, it was very clearly explained. Plus, you haven't hit puberty.

You still don't understand hyperbole? I legit feel sad for you, life must be really hard when you can't grasp certain concepts.

:faceplam: (we need the picard facepalm back guys. NOBODY CAN PLAY THREE YOU CUNTSCABBING NIGGERFAGGOT! It's called hyperbole. Your grade 5 english teacher will cover that next year. Jesus christ...

Eat shit you purple pansy! Get more than three games into the playoffs and we can talk!

You know whens someone describes a game as a "goalie duel"? This is the opposite of that.

Teams could be forced to forfeit a pick determined by their player's TPE value. So for example in this draft Devise, Edgar, Squinty and Green would forfeit their first picks because each of their players were extremely valuable. Ball and +Minus would only have to forfeit their third round picks, they still lose a pick for their player, but they don't have to take them as early as the others do. Basically everyone spends a pick on their own player, the just spend the one they should be spending on it.

No, your player just has a really similar name to a player made by a guy who's made a ton of inactives recently. I can't for the life of me remember what his name was though.

When MSN was still a thing. Walking to everything you wanted to do.

Oh shit, it's all going down! FUCK YEAH! Your life was bullshit until right now!

EAT A DICK AND HIT PUBERTY! Also, still waiting for you to hack my account. Get on that dickhead!

You need to buy us all nachoes, but none for yourself, you're training, no food. And an energy drink for your girlfriend, she needs to rehydrate although we've been giving her fluids!