I HAVE BEEN REBORN!
Gorlab has made me see the light, apparently you aren't a man if you don't spend weekends getting into bar fights and brofisting guys in tank tops. I always thought that being a decent human being and building a sharper mind mattered more, but I was taught the error of my ways, and how everyone with my point of you needs to be rounded up and shot!
BRB, gonna go pump serious iron until I can become less of a 'lightwork' (seriously is that a West coast thing, or a moron thing? We don't say that here.)