Jericho

I'm such a PUSI SLAYER

That's not Clint Eastwood

I went to a gay bar for kareoke on my 23rd. Tyler's brother got force-kissed by a man.

History is hard.

I wonder who your next player will be. I hope you choose a good name for him!

My greatest creation returns. It's gonna be nice to watch this one. Getting all nostalgic.

Jardy this is why you're supposed to practice on the farm animals first.

I am Jericho and I like gay porn!

It's Kesler, nobody gives a fuck about what you want to change it to. You're gonna be Kesler forever.

thats going too far

it was recorded yesterday, devise is just a bag of dicks

How do you plan to last 100 editions? Which member of the pajodcast is your favorite? Do you agree with the BoG's decision to rename the Labatte trophy to the Braxton trophy? I just realized that Romanes is on this so he'll know I was lying about the BoG thing. Did I successfully troll the rest of you?

I was a good 3 feet away from the mic, but it's super sensitive. I took out my headset mic since it's always 3 inches from my face but that left me with the built in one. I tried super hard not to breathe like that dbut I was so sick that it hurt to swallow and a little to breathe. I'll be fine for the next one I promise.

So you know who sings that song? BUSTED!

I wish it worked that way, sister is the BIGGEST cockblock.

HAIL VICTOR!

Kyle crops out the lady....was that your sister?

Oh we've all been there. I was cripplingly afraid to talk to girls until I was 16ish, when I basically stumbled into my first relationship in high school. Definitely been in debt (never more than 7k, but that's what working during college did for me) and it sucked. Totally blows when you put all that work into something people basically require and then you don't get hired anywhere right away. Honestly with girls it's a lot easier if you start asking them out before you get too close. You don't psych yourself out because if they reject you it's not like you'll ever see them again. (I used to liken it to impressing soloQ teammates, I don't care if I pissed them off because they're gone in 40 mins anyway). And honestly dating is all about getting to know people anyway, just like friendship...except with sex and stuff. But when you meet someone cool, ask them either out or for their number before you part for the first time. If it's the number make sure you ask her out within 2 days. If you put a hard timer on it you won't do the forever-pusing-it-back-into-the-friendzone thing. Not that I'm the VHL's authority on women but I've been described as someone who "has wheels" by Noah Lefevre...so I'm pretty sure I'm legit.

Kesler......almost buddy....almost....

S31 Dynamo, never forget.

Kesler from 5 years ago, is that you?