JardyB10

As the objectively worst VHL member, it seems I have no other choice but to accept this offer from Bratwurst slaver.

@Zetterberg @Sjin @Baby Boomer @rory This is a difficult decision! Except with Vasteras, because fuck them. But out of character, I respect how the team is shaping up. On one hand, Rome has been great since my draft, and I think Bjork would be a valuable asset there this season. On the other hand, it’s been three seasons and the allure of something new is alluring due to the new-ness. On one hand, Bratislava also seems like it would be a good fit, and they have a strong team in every position. On the other hand, signing there makes the team a bit large, and I like to shoot for balance and parity. Also rory is a butthead. On one hand, going to back to Cologne is very appealing narratively, as it’s still the only place I’ve won a Ren Cup, and they look very well positioned to reach the finals again this season. On the other hand, the team is pretty stacked, and as I mentioned in the last paragraph, I do value balance and parity. On one hand, Stockholm is in Sweden and is not Vasteras, which somewhat of a homecoming for Bjork. He would also be a great asset there and really help the team out. On the other hand, I haven’t received an offer from them, so fuck me and them I guess! Ultimately that makes all things pretty equal, so I’ve decided to let me gut do a bit of decision making for once, which is currently full of whipped cream and syrup and making all sorts of strange sounds…

Quality win with quality folks Boy howdy we done it again!

Good ol' fashion Bjorkin'

Cologne had the better Clark, it is what it is. Congrats choo choos!

Goodness gracious, I misread the tag at first and thought you were retiring Poopy’s number for some insane reason . The reality was much more well deserved.

Ouch, what is happening?

One more!

Eep

2 more 2 gud

Bend over

Finals babay B)

Speak for yourself. The real win is cleaning up the VHLE trio nominations

Sheeit

Bye bye birdies. Now onto a similarly important thing; winning one more game against Bratislava!

Bad day all around!

Who could have predicted Vasteras would be choking this bad???

@ClarkClanT continues to be the MVP!

im gonna try my best to cause trouble

There's nothing gay about bestiality of the anus!

All of the above actually. I frequently yell at people and go to dog parks, I drive recklessly, backwash incessantly, and fantasize about being a fruit (no homo) more regularly than my therapist cares to hear about. Above all though, I was indeed outspoken in my refusal to play for a few teams. And by a few I mean, “Every single non-VHLE team and also Vasteras because Fuck Vasteras™.” Thus, the VHL GMs rightfully skipped on ol’ Bjorks. I do appreciate being FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY though!

I still only know you as “thisismybthname,” ask anyone.

Well fuck Vasteras!

I know I'm late, but I just wanted to drop by to say "Fuck Vasteras." #BringBackGothenburg #SwedishHockeyEague

Fuck Vasteras!