1. How do you think the addition of Mark Calaway will impact the team?
Apparently it impacted us HORRIBLY, the guy is a locker room cancer. 2. Looks like Geneva is the team to beat as of right now, how should we approach playing them?
We should probably hire someone to break Jasper Davis’ kneecaps, that could go a long way in easing up the games. 3. Charles Williams seems to be our bully with 189 hits. How many do you think he will have at the end of the season?
I think he can finish with over 250 hits if he can keep it up! 4. What players on the team do you think get along easily?
Let’s say Owen Lazaro and Bobby Bob, Lazaro’s numbers have improved since Poopsteras, and Bobby is our top playmaker. 5. If you could be sponsored by any company, who would it be?
Perhaps Charmin because I love pooping.
6. What sport would your player have chosen to play, had it not been hockey?
Volleyball seems like it would be fun, especially on a beach.