All of the above actually. I frequently yell at people and go to dog parks, I drive recklessly, backwash incessantly, and fantasize about being a fruit (no homo) more regularly than my therapist cares to hear about.
Above all though, I was indeed outspoken in my refusal to play for a few teams. And by a few I mean, “Every single non-VHLE team and also Vasteras because Fuck Vasteras™.”
Thus, the VHL GMs rightfully skipped on ol’ Bjorks. I do appreciate being FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY though!