JardyB10

Hey there @Zach Ellis! Welcome, and happy holidays! My name is Jardy, and I'm the Assistant General Manager of the VHLM's Halifax 21st. Regrettably, our team is struggling mightily this season, and we find ourselves at the bottom of the standings and out of a playoff spot. However, we're looking for some active new players to help finish the season strong and try to upset a few of the teams higher than us For some general info, VHLM contracts are standardized. Which is to say, no matter what team you sign with, you will receive $1.5M to play the final 26ish games this season, after which you'll be entered in the VHLM draft and likely find yourself on a new team for next season. What we here in Halifax can offer you in addition to that is the potential to be our #2 center to finish the season, and guaranteed third line minutes (The advantage of us entering a bit of a rebuild is that we have a few extra roster spots ). The people you'd be joining are awesome and loyal folks, and we have people in place to help develop you and help you climb the draft boards as you begin your VHL career! If this sounds good to you, just quote this post with your acceptance, and I get send you a contract and a Discord locker room invite as soon as possible, and can fill you in on some other stuff too if you'd like. At any rate, I wish you luck with your career, and welcome you once again!

That sounds like fun, wish I could make it! EDIT: Request for the Game Night to be sponsored by Clue Glue. @Shindigs @MubbleFubbles

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Unfortunately I had to return him to his owner

I think my next player should be Darude Sandstrom because that would be double GOAT

Ooooh, look at me winning the favourite AGM award in this podcast! I feel bad for my VHL Radio podcast that I'm releasing next week then when I speculate on if @nurx actually hates me or not. Sorry I didn't do a live commentary on this podcast, but I was listening at work and couldn't distract myself too much. This was really well done though! The audio cut out occasionally, but I enjoyed the nerdy index analysis, and you two vibe together quite well! Definitely one of the more informative podcasts entered in the tournament. Also @Ledge's French was A+ . Shoutout to xxMouthCreamxx

Welcome @RustyGrizwal! My name is Jardy, and I'm the Assistant General Manager of the VHLM's Halifax 21st. Unfortunately, our team has found ourselves at the bottom of the standings this season, and we're hoping to bring in some active new players to help finish the season strong! For your general information, all these contract offers are standardized, so you'll be receiving $1.5M to play the rest of the season (about 26 games remaining). With Halifax, we can guarantee you Top 9 minutes, with lots of potential to move up the depth chart with pretty much any amount of activity. We have a number of solid people in the locker room, and we'd be more than happy to help you develop and acclimate to the VHL! Anyway, I'm at work right now so I'll leave the pitch at that. If this sounds appealing to you, just quote this post with your acceptance, and I'll send you a contract and a Discord Locker Room invite as soon as I can. Alternatively, maybe @ajwllmsn and the Las Vegas Aces will offer you a spot if they have room, that would be very fitting. Either way, I hope you enjoy your time in the league!

You set the bar too high, I had no choice!

Welcome to the league @not_aspxct! My name is Jardy, and I’m the assistant General Manager of the VHLM’s Halifax 21st. We’ve been having a rough season and have entered a rebuilding phase and aren’t likely to make playoffs, but we would love it if you signed with us to help jumpstart our offence! Contractually, any team you sign with will pay you $1.5M to play the last 26ish games of the season before you get entered in the VHLM draft in the off-season. If you join us in Halifax, I would immediately slot you as our #2 centerman, with high potential to move up with activity. If you’d like to join the team, just quote this post with your acceptance, or @tag me and let me know! I’ll send you a contract and a Discord Locker Room invite as soon as I can.

Aw shucks now I feel bad for you getting bullied the other day. Also first

I forgot to tag you! But yeah that was a leftover sound bite from OUR podcast!

This reminds me of the time I accidentally touched the upper burner of the oven when reaching to take something out. The funny thing is I heard the sizzle of my skin touching hotness before I really felt it. Fortunately I only lightly brushed against it so it didn't hurt too bad. Oh man, I did the exact same thing at a party in college. As I was adding the milk a few of the people there were giving me shit about putting too much in. They started calling me "MC 2much Milk" the rest of the night.

As long as the quote references aren't plagiarized! Quoting VHL Rules as a podcast however might get you cut.

Hey there @Sharky, welcome back! Hope you were able to resolve some stuff in your absence. My name is Jardy, and I'm the assistant General Manager of the Halifax 21st! We've been having a very tough season, and could definitely use you as a Top 4 defenceman! We have entered a rebuilding phase of sorts. That being said, playoffs aren't looking terribly likely at the moment. However, the plus side to joining the team is that you'll get significantly more playing time on our roster than most of the other teams can offer. We also have some rad folks in our locker room on Discord who would love to help you out and develop your player, as well as just chat if you're feeling up to it! SO COME ON ABOARD the Halifax 21st. We'd be excited and lucky to have you! If you're down to join us, just give this post a quote with your acceptance, and I'll send you a contract offer and a locker room invite. Regardless of what you choose, I wish you the best of luck!

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*LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED* I understand the irony of that given the podcast title, but there's some explicit examples in here! Which leads me to... ADDITIONAL DISCLAIMER: There are a couple of examples of toxic interactions featured in this podcast that were implicitly created with the understanding of comedy, information, and for demonstrative purposes. https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/The-VHL-Code-of-Conducast---A-JardyB10-Special-e1bqpg0 My entry into the S81 Podcast Tournament! I aimed for a clean sweep of all categories, and I likely failed at each, but dang it I tried, AND IT IS MY FINEST WORK TO DATE! In today's extremely special episode, I play an educational program on the VHL's Code of Conduct in an effort to make my peers privy to the ins and outs of our rulebook. Of course, this was done in my signature style so this might be...controversial? IF YOU'RE A SQUARE. Featured Tracks: The Sims Buy Mode Theme (Tracks 1-4) Where's There's a Whip, from the animated Lord of the Rings film from 1978 (GOAT song btw) Careless Whisper by George Michael Tuesday's Gone by Lynyrd Skynyrd Featured Humans and Special Thanks: @Acydburn @Josh @Dil @Moon @a_Ferk

The COC isn’t long enough to reach my DMs!

Our latest was like Me: What do you think Shindigs’ ass looks like? Horcrux: I bet you it’s weird.

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You both should be able to claim two weeks from an hour long podcast, unless there’s another reason you think you might not be able to claim?

Oi there @AussieKaner, welcome to the VHL! My name is Jardy, and I’m the assistant General Manager of the VHLM’s Halifax 21st. I’m just heading to bed, but figured I should pitch you to join our team first! I won’t lie, we’ve been having an atrocious season. We started with a solid roster that should have been competitive, and things just would not go our way. We moved into a rebuilding/retooling phase, so it will be tough to move into playoffs for the last stretch of the season. That being said, we’ve been struggling on offence, and I think you would be a great help in that. Additionally, since we’ve traded away some vets, we have more ice time to offer you than most other teams in the league. We also have solid group of people in our locker room on Discord that you could gel with. If this sounds good to you, just quote this post or tag me with your acceptance! We would absolutely love to have you aboard. Struth. Cheers!