JardyB10

I'll save you some time because it's a very long podcast and it's near the end-ish. Probably could have been in brief mentions, BUT HOW DARE YOU AND FISHY NOT LIKE PICKLES Maybe you're mentioned elsewhere too though who knows

fine can't even fucking take an hour and half out his Thurday evening to listen to me and my friends fucking guy what does he think he has a family and dogs or something that's more important? meta building garbage player grumble grumble...

Even people men get mod whips cracked at them from time to time. Which is ABSURD, I never say ANYTHING even REMOTELY offensive to ANYONE! *thinks about @thadthrasher's final thoughts in Gus' article about mods* *thinks about my reaction to cupcakes in this very podcast* I literally NEVER do anything offensive!

Sam is already in every locker room anyway. I finally understand the logic of that hiring. @dasboot @Berocka more conspiracies.

Clearly! ;^P Oh shit Bana's been replaced by an actual Santa polar bear!

Yeah it always takes a few extra minutes for it to get posted to Spotify, that's why I put the reserved embed up (realistically I could just wait until it's up but that would require me to be PATIENT!) Anyway, it should be there now!

It's always exciting to see a win with how our season started, and this was a fantastic game! @ScoreAGoalBudEh got his first win as a starter, @LumberChuck and @NatIng14 got their first career goals, plus a multi point game for Ingram, @PoignardLeclerc11 , AND @Crummer77! Amazing game all around, hope we see more of these! Another tough close loss here, but can definitely still celebrate @Rain's first career point, and @KnightRiley managing a shorthanded goal (best playmaker ever )

*LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED* Now I'm swearing at other people. https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/Jardys-Hecking-Podcast--Episode-10-With-Special-Guests--Pt--1-e1b5nte Welcome VHL, to JardyB10's 10th Hecking Podcast! To commemorate this occasion, I summoned guests for this shitshow, and three people responded immediately! Today, you get the first two, which I considered keeping secret, but instead I'll reveal now that they are: 1. @samx: 0:00 - 45:00 2. @N0HBDY: 45:30 - The rest pretty much We had some good chats about varying things, a common throughline was their league origins and journeys to their league jobs. I grilled Samwell about her experience as a mod, being an introvert behaving like an extrovert on the VHL, and we yell at @Spartan. In the N0HBDY section, I immediately dox him by accident, talk about some VHLM stuff, and spend way too long discussing our (my) Spotify Wraps. Please be careful with your comments, he's a very very sad boy who listens to sad rap. All in all, I had a very nice time making this. I apologize for the relatively dodgy quality of Sam section, but I optimized it sometimes! Speaking of sad music, the tracks featured on this podcast were anthems of sorts for the guests. Which reminds me I need to get the anthem for Part 2's guest... MENTIONS: @Spartan @SpicyGecko @BarzalGoat @Minion @DMaximus @rjfryman @Esso2264 @Daniel Janser @Mongoose87 @dart @InstantRockstar @fishy @Beketov Brief Mentions: @McWolf @diamond_ace @Laine Not mentioned at all but I realized these two members have the same profile picture when I was tagging fishy earlier: @Mistxh J @fishkr Also not mentioned at all but they should still listen and use the previous two tags for a future conspiracy section of their own podcast: @Berocka @dasboot Music used in this episode: Hozier - Almost (Sweet Music) 7RU7H - Marty McFly I claimed one week from this podcast, the other can go to Sam if that's allowed.

Opening with a sad croony tune, this gon be good. - At least three people have been following Berocka closely. Boom might literally be right behind you. - You’re a couple blokes with top notch banter, please hate on each other more. - David is doomed to some mediocrity. But we’re playoff bound for sure! Too many Poopy players - Both my goalies are Hall of Fame, I probably do know the secret. (But really there’s too many quality members nowadays) - GMs were far too kind to Spartan, they should have made him work for his player! - Did OaaHA just whistle blow on @Enorama and his rule breaking roster minimum with the DC Dragon!? And they tagged the @Commissioners too! - I only tagged everyone one time, by sort of accident! And I totally recently invented podcasts and having people on podcasts, fight me. A fully original idea that I brought in this April. - Obviously the solution to being a goalie and good VHL member is to max earn, always. Vintage VHL stuff. - Plenty of HOF players have high Passing, the anti passing meta is nonsense. - Your irresponsibility killed poor Mr Penguin - Giving up drink is great, have Milks with Boot instead. Or Root Beers with Boot. Or do the opposite of me and don’t change the title but change the podcast content. - “You’re going to be litty titty after 2:00?” Wot - Is Block Buster the woman who does the sound bites for these podcasts? - Berocka you can’t say Thad has good points, you’re sworn rivals! - Dammit boot, name names! Dox everybody! - I approve of dodgy updating practices. - Don’t use nacho Doritos for nachos you sick SOB. Actually that sounds good…. - As for stealing names, have you tried Available Name in the Discord? - You motherfuckers. Yeah I listened quickly, but I’ll give you the three guests in a moment here… EDIT, here's two: - “My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time.” - I have a suggestion for your bathroom power move. Buy my personal subforum auction item, then you’ll have the power to do whatever you want there! Give me my entries. Also a charity money. - “The Blackout.” Is that a power move or are you just an asshole?? - Oh shit, well played Boot - I’m ready for this tourney. My submission will be very informative and well prepared, as they always are. - I’ll guest on your goofy ass upside down podcast Anyway, those notes were garbage, but I very much enjoyed this! Y’all have great chemistry, and your banter is the best in the game. Tough competition for the podcast tourney for sure. I would enjoy it more if you were cruder and called people out more, but I'm glad you spilled on Acyd. 9/10

It's too inappropriate!

You're just biased because you're friends with the mods . I'm biased because: A. A lot of stuff seemed to be regarding Discord, which I don't frequent. B. I'm a shit and have a black belt in getting away with it because I'm so GD friendly and likable (i.e. I literally tell everyone to fuck themselves at the end of every podcast, one of which used to be named after a penis WHICH RECENTLY GOT MODERATED GRRR). Which I see now people have issues with C. I guess I don't care enough one way or the other. So yeah, we don't see many issues with moderation as a result. I do think there were lots of good points raised by some of these responses, some I don't necessarily agree with, but can't invalidate either. A number of people felt they're a little censored, which I see shades of (RIP Chodesode, also I got automuted on Discord once for talking about bodily fluid), but I don't see it as much of an issue really. I just won't say COME on Discord now, it's fine. And I'll reel in the wiener jokes a bit. It's okay.

For transparency, one was probably me. That leaves one other culprit

Honestly I couldn't agree more.

Well officially I'm half German (and half Ukrainian), so I'm certainly close! It wouldn't be terribly shocking if I went back far enough that there would be some Swiss cheese in there too. Not to mention, I'm ALSO an engineer (by education, not officially yet), so clearly that runs in the blood.

Welcome to the league @TheCoach! One of our greatest members of all time was also a Coach, so you may be heralded for amazing things Anyway, my name is Jardy, and I'm the assistant General Manager of the VHLM's Halifax 21st. We're strongly in the market for a good center, so Jonny Rocket would be a good fit for our team! Our team is quite low in the standings at the moment, but I'm confident we can turn that around as we progress into the season. I'm a little short on time because I'm at work at the moment, so forgive me for copy and pasting the following pitch from the last player we signed (i.e. maybe your future teammate ) "Regardless of which team you decide to sign with, new member contracts are standardized: You'll be making $1.5M on a 1-year contract (to play out the rest of the season). What we can offer you is a dynamic amount of playing time. Typically teams will start new players low on the depth chart, which makes sense and we'll certainly be doing some of that. But we like to shuffle lines around to give everyone a fair shake at ice time. Your potential future teammates are an absolute delight, and are a good mix of new members like yourself, and more experienced folks who can show you the ropes. You'd be swiftly welcomed to the club and hopefully enjoying yourself in no time." If that all sounds reasonable, you can quote this post or tag me with your acceptance. Then I'll send you a contract and a DM with an invite to our Discord Locker Room, which will likely also be copy and pasted! If you want to hold out for other offers, that's completely understandable. Either way, I welcome you once again and hope you enjoy your time here.

I just realized I might be Swiss

Yeah and it’s delicious!

Dope! I'll send you some information shortly!

Welcome @Rain! Glad you found your way here. My name is Jardy, and I'm the Assistant General Manager of the VHLM's Halifax 21st. We're almost 25% through our 81st season, and our team is unfortunately playing below expectations, so we're looking for some offensive prowess and think you would be a great fit! Regardless of which team you decide to sign with, new member contracts are standardized: You'll be making $1.5M on a 1-year contract (to play out the rest of the season). What we can offer you is a dynamic amount of playing time. Typically teams will start new players low on the depth chart, which makes sense and we'll certainly be doing some of that. But we like to shuffle lines around to give everyone a fair shake at ice time. Your potential future teammates are an absolute delight, and are a good mix of new members like yourself, and more experienced folks who can show you the ropes. You'd be swiftly welcomed to the club and hopefully enjoying yourself in no time. If this sounds appealing to you, either tag me or quote this post along with a message of acceptance! Then I'll get you set up with a contract and an invite to the locker room on Discord as soon as I can. Once again, welcome to the league, and I wish you luck for your future career here!

No they mean we gotta pay to see fishy drink a glass of pickle juice. Or maybe they can squeeze a full pickle all over their fries and eat them all.

My brother lives in Singapore, I bet he would really appreciate a hockey team there. These media spots are dope!

@GrittyIsKing09, welcome back! Join us in Halifax this season, we could use the offence, and you and I can hang out on the forum!

Nathan Perry beats up Taro Tsujimoto at 5:25 of 2nd period We won the game but lost the battle of our star players beating the shit out of each other

Hate playing Ottawa, but my boy Bobby @Kairi got their first career point! Speaking of career first, @lukechezzwoo McGleis got a rare VHLM shutout!! And @Crummer77 was laying out the hits in both games

In my experience, diners and restaurants like to skewer the stray pickle slice on top of a burger with a toothpick. And even then they're not typically all that drippy, which is disappointing really. I'm surprised you hate pickles so much when you have such a SOUR attitude!