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This is not the list of tops I was hoping for! Not nearly the spice required for a podcast on Tops!

An excellent podcast as always, but I think it would have been great if you spilled the tea, stirred the pot, flipped some tables, and linked to the horrible things that that member was spouting for maximum DRAMA!

If spamming chicken nuggets doesn’t annoy your friends, surely reaching out for a chat or support won’t either. College sucks and is an incredibly taxing time in people’s lives. Unreasonably so at times. You’re a sharp lass though and you’ll get through it!

I believe it’s pronounced “Bawb.”

I don’t remember off-hand, but I think this one was Would You Ever by Poo Bear and Skrillex

I’m certainly going to try anyway. Made this originally in @your door’s status.

Hey there @Erodg! My name is Jardy, and I’m the assistant General Manager of the Halifax 21st. I don’t have a fancy pitch for you, I just have a spare moment before I walk a funny cute dog. All I will say is that Halifax could use someone of your talent, and that we have some great people in the locker room who are easy to get along with, and will help you in your VHL career! Give me a ping and I’ll send you a contract and a locker room invite when I see it!

No, but the same thing happened to me with the Calgary award ceremony Ricer wrote. It said he linked my media, when he definitely didn’t. That being said, if you’re technically BOG I tagged BOG.

I don’t think it’s a rule, but we did have a ton of people sign up recently, so I wouldn’t be surprised if nearly every team an active backup. In which case everyone should get a share of ice time!

*LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED* https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/The-Nodesode-2-Hecking-Hype-and-Question-Time-e1ashtv Oh shit, it's a Nodesode as a 6 point Podcast! I intended this to be a 3-pointer, but my super special Hecking Podcast #10 is delayed because I'm a BUSY BUSY man. That said, this podcast got out of hand long and is pretty good actually! Here's some stuff! - I talk a little bit about the Hecking Podcast - Get into some awesome questions from @Da Trifecta and @dasboot and a whatever question from @N0HBDY - Do I like Halloween? - Plans for the next player - Where I've been and where I'm at and where I'm going - 27:30ish: "I don't want a 45 minute podcast." - Guiltily calling out league officials a little bit - Goalie battles and shit Mentions big and small: @GustavMattias @Banackock @Ahma @Grape @tcookie @BOOM @Quik @Horcrux @BOG @bigAL @Berocka @Victor , denying @Phil and @a_Ferk's questions

Oh my!

@Alex_J32 please leave us alone. Also we may have got torn to shreds on the PP in the second game, but at least Poopy stayed out of the box!

Sucks to lose a close one, but nice to see @Crummer77 with a multi point game! @LumberChuck was solid in faceoffs too, and we outhim by nearly double. If nothing else, we're a bunch of bruisers! Yikes, we got absolutely punished on the powerplay here! At the very least, @Gross Ross, @SeanL17, and Staal all came out with a positive rating, and @Austin2997 killed it in the faceoff circle! Hopefully we bounce back against the Reapers tomorrow

Other GMs: “Fuck Vasteras”

You did end up making it to Halifax, hopefully the assists will start rolling

Hey @joshgamecom! Welcome to the VHL! My name is Jardy, Assistant General Manager of the VHLM's Halifax 21st. We are looking for some depth at center, and we think Joshua's slick hands and natural scoring ability would be perfect for the team! I'm proud and pleased with the team we have compiled so far, as we have an excellent mix of fresh new faces like yourself, and some veteran talent who are eager to show the rookies a thing or two! We value hard work and good locker room presence, and if that's something you're able to provide, you will get along famously with everybody! The VHLM regular season began a couple days ago, and while we're off to a bumpy 1-2-1 start, I am confident we will turn things around quickly, and we will be a serious Founder's Cup threat by the end of the season. Regardless of our winning percentage though, our goal is to help our newcomers thrive, and we have an excellent environment for that. We can help you grow into a top VHL prospect, and help you achieve personal success even after your time with us is done. So come on aboard! If this is of interest of you, all you need to do is quote this post in this thread with your acceptance. Then, myself or real GM @Minion can offer you a contract (all VHLM deals at this stage of your career are standardized across every team: 1-season at $1.5M), and get you access to the locker room so you can meet the team. Whatever you decide, I wish you luck in your career, and I'll always be available if/when you have any questions.

Makes sense that the former premier of Saskatchewan would join Saskatoon!

Welcome to the VHL @Gibbygoalie32! Hope you're able to have a good time here. My name is Jardy, and I'm the Assistant General Manager of the VHLM's Halifax 21st. Circumstance may soon be removing a goaltender from us, so we would like you to join us in a potential shared starting role! The VHLM regular season began a couple days ago, and we're off to a bit of a bumpy start with a 1-2-1 record, but I am very confident we will turn things around sooner than later. We have a great group of people, ranging from newcomers like yourself that you can develop and learn with, to veteran players/members (one of whom happens to be Commissioner of the VHL ) who would love to help you with that and reach your VHL goals! If this sounds appealing to you, you can quote this post or @tag me with your acceptance! #BOATGANG

Yeah there is that! My braces came with a few dietary restrictions too, which is also a nuisance. But you'll adapt before you know it.

Sorry not sorry . Bad times for Zachary, but Bentz, @Victor, and I were having a great time!

This is awesome Thadius! I'm not too familiar with Invisiline, but I'm sure it's just as effective as the classic wires, and I think you're going to be very happy with the results. Your teeth are going to look great, so start practicing your smile now

Excellent work Kairi! This was a great article, you're showing a solid understanding of everything despite only being here for a few days. Like FtI said, the formatting is top notch (this is becoming a theme ), and it's easy to read, with top notch grammar and everything. At this rate, Rockwell is going to be the rock Halifax and future teams will be lucky to have.

Oof, tough loss to a top team, but @bigALgot his first goal at the very least. I also find it impressive that Line 3 of @SeanL17, @Kairi, @LumberChuck, @NatIng14 , and @KnightRiley didn't give up a single goal with a full period of ice time. A disappointing loss, but @lukechezzwoo kept it close for us, and Ingram got his first career point! A shame we couldn't top it off with a win, but those will come yet!

>”Fuck planning, amirite?” You are right, yes. - Be better at Fantasy and you’ll get more than 1 TPE! - In fairness, 99 attributes is overrated. I DON’T think there’s much difference from 98 or 97 or even 95, so why sink like a month of PTs into them to close that gap? - I already voted on your name - I was already considering another goon player before Vinny Detroit! I may or may not do that though. Or maybe I’ll steal your idea AFTER you create, fool! - I AGM Halifax, the team you GM’d for a week! - I actually did bring the 2 TPE reviews up to the BOG. Gus shot it down. - #Berocka4Elmebeck - I’m sweeping the dang podcast awards - It is just the accent that brings us here, yes. - Free-balling podcasts 4 lyfe - @Phil and @Tate can be in the tourney too - Stop driving so responsibly and have more content - I tagged those boys earlier gimme them likes! Frankly I’m fine with your bullshit pods. 10/10