JetsGoalie101

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https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/Jardys-Nodesode-24-Halifax-Hype--S84-Edition-e1lhuqv
 
 
In this episode, I shout out the most successful franchise in the VHLM.
 
Mentions:
@JetsGoalie101 @Emann2003 @bored @jsdeac @Brodie_Landry @Quik
 

Review:  Great article!!  I loved how you used humor mixed with a good review of the club and the players that are contributing.  I really liked the different colors and most of the all the pictures that illustrate your story and break up the progression.  I find I will read all the media spots that use pics for some reason and gloss over others that don't.  So great job on that.  Loved the sense of humor throughout this article.  Great job!   9/10

Is the VHLM ready for a star player who exclusively wears sunglasses?

 
A player by the name Sunglasses Joyo has been making some headlines in the VHLM recently, and the Halifax 21st must be pleased with how the first-year center has played. In a developing story however, it appears that not everybody is so keen on congratulating the youngster...
--
“It disrespects the game” said a referee who asked to remain anonymous, and whose name we were entirely unaware of anyway.  “All he does is sunglasses this! sunglasses that! Back in my day, you come into the rink with sunglasses like that, you’ll be leaving with a whole new pair!”
--

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After spending a few minutes explaining his joke, the referee then chose to speak out about the competitive advantages of wearing sunglasses.
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“How is a defenseman supposed to know where he’s looking if he keeps on wearing those sunglasses? What if I was trying to shine a bright light in his eyes before a shot, and the sunglasses made it impossible? Other players don’t get that kind of an advantage! His sunglasses can only be bad for the game!”
--

 -- 
Potentially true, but amidst the controversy of the mysterious Sunglasses Joyo has been a surprising season for the Halifax 21st. Jeffrey Bezos leads the league in points with 68 in 41 games. Defenseman Brodie Landry is tied for 2nd in the league in assists with 39. Goalie Geoff Bezos is top-5 in the league in save % (.912%) and Goals Against Average (2.39). This is especially impressive considering that Halifax 21st only have 1 defenseman signed to a contract.
 
There are a lot of stories that make Halifax a fun team to follow this year, but for some this is all for naught. They will judge the 21st solely on the player who aims to break down the eyewear boundary, Sunglasses Joyo, and his insistence to always wear his sunglasses.
--
“I think of the greats. Tiger Woods. LeBron James. Michael Jordan. Ethan Mann. Jacob Cookie Jr. Wow.
 
I don’t see any of those players needing to hide behind sunglasses to play the sport. It's a gimmick, and I can see right through it!”
--

--
Time will tell whether Sunglasses Joyo is able to establish himself as a player beyond his sunglasses, and perhaps even win over some of the more old-fashioned fans with his play.
 
 
 Joyo has proven himself be a creative passer with 24 goals through 32 games. Recently his goal-scoring has sky-rocketed, with Sunglasses Joyo having 6 goals over the past 3 games. He also appears to be an effective player on the ice for Halifax, as he is the 2nd-highest player on the team for +/- at +14.
 
Amidst all the controversy that surrounds him, it appears that no stage is too bright for Sunglasses Joyo and the Halifax 21st. The team continues to improve as they prepare for the upcoming playoffs, where one can only imagine what kind of signs opposing teams will make to attack Sunglasses Joyo.

 
--
With a talented roster and strong leadership in place though, perhaps this could be the stage where Sunglasses Joyo truly breaks out…
 

 

Keep track of the visions in my eyes
 

@JetsGoalie101

Is the VHLM ready for a star player who exclusively wears sunglasses?

 
A player by the name Sunglasses Joyo has been making some headlines in the VHLM recently, and the Halifax 21st must be pleased with how the first-year center has played. In a developing story however, it appears that not everybody is so keen on congratulating the youngster...
--
“It disrespects the game” said a referee who asked to remain anonymous, and whose name we were entirely unaware of anyway.  “All he does is sunglasses this! sunglasses that! Back in my day, you come into the rink with sunglasses like that, you’ll be leaving with a whole new pair!”
--

--
After spending a few minutes explaining his joke, the referee then chose to speak out about the competitive advantages of wearing sunglasses.
--
“How is a defenseman supposed to know where he’s looking if he keeps on wearing those sunglasses? What if I was trying to shine a bright light in his eyes before a shot, and the sunglasses made it impossible? Other players don’t get that kind of an advantage! His sunglasses can only be bad for the game!”
--

 -- 
Potentially true, but amidst the controversy of the mysterious Sunglasses Joyo has been a surprising season for the Halifax 21st. Jeffrey Bezos leads the league in points with 68 in 41 games. Defenseman Brodie Landry is tied for 2nd in the league in assists with 39. Goalie Geoff Bezos is top-5 in the league in save % (.912%) and Goals Against Average (2.39). This is especially impressive considering that Halifax 21st only have 1 defenseman signed to a contract.
 
There are a lot of stories that make Halifax a fun team to follow this year, but for some this is all for naught. They will judge the 21st solely on the player who aims to break down the eyewear boundary, Sunglasses Joyo, and his insistence to always wear his sunglasses.
--
“I think of the greats. Tiger Woods. LeBron James. Michael Jordan. Ethan Mann. Jacob Cookie Jr. Wow.
 
I don’t see any of those players needing to hide behind sunglasses to play the sport. It's a gimmick, and I can see right through it!”
--

--
Time will tell whether Sunglasses Joyo is able to establish himself as a player beyond his sunglasses, and perhaps even win over some of the more old-fashioned fans with his play.
 
 
 Joyo has proven himself be a creative passer with 24 goals through 32 games. Recently his goal-scoring has sky-rocketed, with Sunglasses Joyo having 6 goals over the past 3 games. He also appears to be an effective player on the ice for Halifax, as he is the 2nd-highest player on the team for +/- at +14.
 
Amidst all the controversy that surrounds him, it appears that no stage is too bright for Sunglasses Joyo and the Halifax 21st. The team continues to improve as they prepare for the upcoming playoffs, where one can only imagine what kind of signs opposing teams will make to attack Sunglasses Joyo.

 
--
With a talented roster and strong leadership in place though, perhaps this could be the stage where Sunglasses Joyo truly breaks out…
 

 

1. I guess I can write a Press Conference now and then. Write at least a sentence describing how nice @Quik is for doing last week's PC.
 
Very nice. 
 
2. Sam and I will most likely be fired after this season because of discriminatory league leaders. Whom do you think would be good candidates to replace us as a General Manager duo?
 
Your alter egos who wear sunglasses full-time
 
3. We're less than a week from the trade deadline! Should Halifax be buyers or sellers? Why?
 
Buyers! It would be nice to have a 2nd defenseman for the playoffs if we could get one
 
4. This week is Theme Week! Are you going to do a Point Task to take advantage of the double points? What specifically was it/will it be about?
 
easy +15 uncapped
 
5. Speaking of Theme Week, the VHL is now 15 years old. What memories do you have from being 15, if any?
 
That's probably prime World of Warcraft years for me, so I guess you could say I was pretty damn cool 🧢
 
6. Saskatchewan is starting to calm down from a heat wave, despite how much I love it. Describe your perfect Summer day.
 
I like end-of-summer into Fall the best, Fall is my favorite season actually. My perfect summer day would be out by the water with a breeze

Is the VHLM ready for a star player who exclusively wears sunglasses?

 
A player by the name Sunglasses Joyo has been making some headlines in the VHLM recently, and the Halifax 21st must be pleased with how the first-year center has played. In a developing story however, it appears that not everybody is so keen on congratulating the youngster...
--
“It disrespects the game” said a referee who asked to remain anonymous, and whose name we were entirely unaware of anyway.  “All he does is sunglasses this! sunglasses that! Back in my day, you come into the rink with sunglasses like that, you’ll be leaving with a whole new pair!”
--

--
After spending a few minutes explaining his joke, the referee then chose to speak out about the competitive advantages of wearing sunglasses.
--
“How is a defenseman supposed to know where he’s looking if he keeps on wearing those sunglasses? What if I was trying to shine a bright light in his eyes before a shot, and the sunglasses made it impossible? Other players don’t get that kind of an advantage! His sunglasses can only be bad for the game!”
--

 -- 
Potentially true, but amidst the controversy of the mysterious Sunglasses Joyo has been a surprising season for the Halifax 21st. Jeffrey Bezos leads the league in points with 68 in 41 games. Defenseman Brodie Landry is tied for 2nd in the league in assists with 39. Goalie Geoff Bezos is top-5 in the league in save % (.912%) and Goals Against Average (2.39). This is especially impressive considering that Halifax 21st only have 1 defenseman signed to a contract.
 
There are a lot of stories that make Halifax a fun team to follow this year, but for some this is all for naught. They will judge the 21st solely on the player who aims to break down the eyewear boundary, Sunglasses Joyo, and his insistence to always wear his sunglasses.
--
“I think of the greats. Tiger Woods. LeBron James. Michael Jordan. Ethan Mann. Jacob Cookie Jr. Wow.
 
I don’t see any of those players needing to hide behind sunglasses to play the sport. It's a gimmick, and I can see right through it!”
--

--
Time will tell whether Sunglasses Joyo is able to establish himself as a player beyond his sunglasses, and perhaps even win over some of the more old-fashioned fans with his play.
 
 
 Joyo has proven himself be a creative passer with 24 goals through 32 games. Recently his goal-scoring has sky-rocketed, with Sunglasses Joyo having 6 goals over the past 3 games. He also appears to be an effective player on the ice for Halifax, as he is the 2nd-highest player on the team for +/- at +14.
 
Amidst all the controversy that surrounds him, it appears that no stage is too bright for Sunglasses Joyo and the Halifax 21st. The team continues to improve as they prepare for the upcoming playoffs, where one can only imagine what kind of signs opposing teams will make to attack Sunglasses Joyo.

 
--
With a talented roster and strong leadership in place though, perhaps this could be the stage where Sunglasses Joyo truly breaks out…
 

 

Is the VHLM ready for a star player who exclusively wears sunglasses?

 
A player by the name Sunglasses Joyo has been making some headlines in the VHLM recently, and the Halifax 21st must be pleased with how the first-year center has played. In a developing story however, it appears that not everybody is so keen on congratulating the youngster...
--
“It disrespects the game” said a referee who asked to remain anonymous, and whose name we were entirely unaware of anyway.  “All he does is sunglasses this! sunglasses that! Back in my day, you come into the rink with sunglasses like that, you’ll be leaving with a whole new pair!”
--

--
After spending a few minutes explaining his joke, the referee then chose to speak out about the competitive advantages of wearing sunglasses.
--
“How is a defenseman supposed to know where he’s looking if he keeps on wearing those sunglasses? What if I was trying to shine a bright light in his eyes before a shot, and the sunglasses made it impossible? Other players don’t get that kind of an advantage! His sunglasses can only be bad for the game!”
--

 -- 
Potentially true, but amidst the controversy of the mysterious Sunglasses Joyo has been a surprising season for the Halifax 21st. Jeffrey Bezos leads the league in points with 68 in 41 games. Defenseman Brodie Landry is tied for 2nd in the league in assists with 39. Goalie Geoff Bezos is top-5 in the league in save % (.912%) and Goals Against Average (2.39). This is especially impressive considering that Halifax 21st only have 1 defenseman signed to a contract.
 
There are a lot of stories that make Halifax a fun team to follow this year, but for some this is all for naught. They will judge the 21st solely on the player who aims to break down the eyewear boundary, Sunglasses Joyo, and his insistence to always wear his sunglasses.
--
“I think of the greats. Tiger Woods. LeBron James. Michael Jordan. Ethan Mann. Jacob Cookie Jr. Wow.
 
I don’t see any of those players needing to hide behind sunglasses to play the sport. It's a gimmick, and I can see right through it!”
--

--
Time will tell whether Sunglasses Joyo is able to establish himself as a player beyond his sunglasses, and perhaps even win over some of the more old-fashioned fans with his play.
 
 
 Joyo has proven himself be a creative passer with 24 goals through 32 games. Recently his goal-scoring has sky-rocketed, with Sunglasses Joyo having 6 goals over the past 3 games. He also appears to be an effective player on the ice for Halifax, as he is the 2nd-highest player on the team for +/- at +14.
 
Amidst all the controversy that surrounds him, it appears that no stage is too bright for Sunglasses Joyo and the Halifax 21st. The team continues to improve as they prepare for the upcoming playoffs, where one can only imagine what kind of signs opposing teams will make to attack Sunglasses Joyo.

 
--
With a talented roster and strong leadership in place though, perhaps this could be the stage where Sunglasses Joyo truly breaks out…
 

 

Is the VHLM ready for a star player who exclusively wears sunglasses?

 
A player by the name Sunglasses Joyo has been making some headlines in the VHLM recently, and the Halifax 21st must be pleased with how the first-year center has played. In a developing story however, it appears that not everybody is so keen on congratulating the youngster...
--
“It disrespects the game” said a referee who asked to remain anonymous, and whose name we were entirely unaware of anyway.  “All he does is sunglasses this! sunglasses that! Back in my day, you come into the rink with sunglasses like that, you’ll be leaving with a whole new pair!”
--

--
After spending a few minutes explaining his joke, the referee then chose to speak out about the competitive advantages of wearing sunglasses.
--
“How is a defenseman supposed to know where he’s looking if he keeps on wearing those sunglasses? What if I was trying to shine a bright light in his eyes before a shot, and the sunglasses made it impossible? Other players don’t get that kind of an advantage! His sunglasses can only be bad for the game!”
--

 -- 
Potentially true, but amidst the controversy of the mysterious Sunglasses Joyo has been a surprising season for the Halifax 21st. Jeffrey Bezos leads the league in points with 68 in 41 games. Defenseman Brodie Landry is tied for 2nd in the league in assists with 39. Goalie Geoff Bezos is top-5 in the league in save % (.912%) and Goals Against Average (2.39). This is especially impressive considering that Halifax 21st only have 1 defenseman signed to a contract.
 
There are a lot of stories that make Halifax a fun team to follow this year, but for some this is all for naught. They will judge the 21st solely on the player who aims to break down the eyewear boundary, Sunglasses Joyo, and his insistence to always wear his sunglasses.
--
“I think of the greats. Tiger Woods. LeBron James. Michael Jordan. Ethan Mann. Jacob Cookie Jr. Wow.
 
I don’t see any of those players needing to hide behind sunglasses to play the sport. It's a gimmick, and I can see right through it!”
--

--
Time will tell whether Sunglasses Joyo is able to establish himself as a player beyond his sunglasses, and perhaps even win over some of the more old-fashioned fans with his play.
 
 
 Joyo has proven himself be a creative passer with 24 goals through 32 games. Recently his goal-scoring has sky-rocketed, with Sunglasses Joyo having 6 goals over the past 3 games. He also appears to be an effective player on the ice for Halifax, as he is the 2nd-highest player on the team for +/- at +14.
 
Amidst all the controversy that surrounds him, it appears that no stage is too bright for Sunglasses Joyo and the Halifax 21st. The team continues to improve as they prepare for the upcoming playoffs, where one can only imagine what kind of signs opposing teams will make to attack Sunglasses Joyo.

 
--
With a talented roster and strong leadership in place though, perhaps this could be the stage where Sunglasses Joyo truly breaks out…
 

 

Halifax 21st Press Conference
3 Questions Answered = 1 Capped TPE
6 Questions Answered = 2 Capped TPE
Please answer in full sentences
Week Ending July 24th, 2022
 

Note, if you're not a fan of these questions, and haven't answered previous ones, feel free to use old questions instead! Hell, you can even pull them from a completely different thread!
 
1. I guess I can write a Press Conference now and then. Write at least a sentence describing how nice @Quik is for doing last week's PC.
 
2. Sam and I will most likely be fired after this season because of discriminatory league leaders. Whom do you think would be good candidates to replace us as a General Manager duo?
 
3. We're less than a week from the trade deadline! Should Halifax be buyers or sellers? Why?
 
4. This week is Theme Week! Are you going to do a Point Task to take advantage of the double points? What specifically was it/will it be about?
 
5. Speaking of Theme Week, the VHL is now 15 years old. What memories do you have from being 15, if any?
 
6. Saskatchewan is starting to calm down from a heat wave, despite how much I love it. Describe your perfect Summer day.
 
| @jpach52  @JetsGoalie101 @Emann2003 @bored @jsdeac  @Brodie_Landry  @Quik |

1. I guess I can write a Press Conference now and then. Write at least a sentence describing how nice @Quik is for doing last week's PC.
 
He's a dick who's trying to usurp the team's leadership.
 
2. Sam and I will most likely be fired after this season because of discriminatory league leaders. Whom do you think would be good candidates to replace us as a General Manager duo?
 
I don't know enough about people who want to be GMs, but will say that I think you two are doing great!
 
3. We're less than a week from the trade deadline! Should Halifax be buyers or sellers? Why?
 
Buyers. If you guys are really leaving, may as well make a last ditch effort to do something fun.
 
4. This week is Theme Week! Are you going to do a Point Task to take advantage of the double points? What specifically was it/will it be about?
 
I wrote about people in the VHL. You're included!
 
5. Speaking of Theme Week, the VHL is now 15 years old. What memories do you have from being 15, if any?
 
Fuck, idk, I was a loser high schooler. Probably worried about girls or something like that.
 
6. Saskatchewan is starting to calm down from a heat wave, despite how much I love it. Describe your perfect Summer day.
 
July 1st because fireworks and bbq.

Halifax 21st Press Conference
3 Questions Answered = 1 Capped TPE
6 Questions Answered = 2 Capped TPE
Please answer in full sentences
Week Ending June 26th, 2022
 
 

lol what a nerd
Note, if you're not a fan of these questions, and haven't answered previous ones, feel free to use old questions instead! Hell, you can even pull them from a completely different thread!
 
1. The team is currently 1 point out of 2nd place in our conference, but 19 points behind 1st place Mississauga. What do you think we can do to better our chances at contending this season?
 
2. The imposter Jeffrey Bezos currently sits 2nd in the league in goals, to what do you attribute his success?
 
3. The team needs some team building moments, what do you suggest we do to better get to know each other?
 
4. It's been 9 days since @JardyB10 last posted questions, what is tying up his time these days?
 
5. Do you currently work IRL? If so, what is the best part about your job? If not, what is your dream job?
 
6. Do you enjoy doing Press Conferences? Why or why not? Answer must be in essay format. (Ok, it doesn't have to be, but that brings back fun memories of school, right?)
 
| @jpach52 @Emann2003 @pelle paltnacke @jsdeac @Brodie_Landry @aleks @matthews sucks @Quik |

Game 161:
Houston Bulls vs. San Diego Marlins

Game 162:
Mexico City Kings vs. Saskatoon Wild

Game 163:
Las Vegas Aces vs. Ottawa Lynx

Game 164:
Philadelphia Reapers vs. Mississauga Hounds

Game 165:
Mississauga Hounds vs. Halifax 21st

Game 166:
San Diego Marlins vs. Mexico City Kings

Game 167:
Houston Bulls vs. Las Vegas Aces

Game 168:
Ottawa Lynx vs. Miami Marauders

Game 169:
Saskatoon Wild vs. Philadelphia Reapers

Go to Standings

1. I would like to welcome Sunglasses Joyo with bags and bags of cash. Jacob Cookie Jr should be rewarded similarly, with excessive amounts of money. 💰
2. Loosely I like Matt Barzal as a player model 🏝️
3. EFL affiliation 🏈
4. We've got to keep building as a team! Only matters how good you are at the end of the season  🥇
5. Fantastic Mr. Fox 🦊
6. reddit or twitch 😅

I'm going to give the Halifax a try, #SettingSail

Hello @JetsGoalie101 and welcome to the VHL! I'm coleh, the Mexico City Kings GM in the VHLM and we'd love to have your player join our team!
 
Here in Mexico City, we're looking to create an active locker room, and a place where everyone can enjoy the experience together. Mexico City is gearing up for a potentially playoff run, and we could really use your help. I think together, you can help our team go far in the playoffs, and be a huge force to be reckoned with during the season! We are willing to offer you 3rd line minutes with also potential time on the penalty kill and the powerplay! You also will have the chance to work your way up on the lineup if you show you're active and are willing to buy into the system here we have in Mexico.
 
If this this offer is interesting to you, and you would like to join the Mexico City Kings this season, please quote this message with #HAILTOTHEKING and we'll send you a contract right away!
 
Thanks and I hope you have a great time in the VHL!
 

Hi @JetsGoalie101,
 
Welcome to the VHL. I am the GM of the Mississauga Hounds and @Ente2997 is my AGM. We would love you to join us and can offer you 2nd line minutes and special teams time at the moment.
 
The Hounds encourage locker room activity and the management and the Alumni are always willing to help to develop your player. We encourage you to build the player as you imagine him to be, but also offer assistance if you are at a loss how to achieve your preferred build.
 
If you want to be part of our team and we could attract your interest, please quote this message and add #releasethehounds. We will send you an invitation to our discord channel (this is not mandatory but helps enormously with communication) and a contract which kindly accept in order to join us.
 
Whatever team you decide to join, we wish you best of luck and more importantly lots of fun with Sunglasses Joyo.

Player Information
Username: JetsGoalie101
Player Name: Sunglasses Joyo
Recruited From: SisterLeague
Age: 16
Position: C
Height: 72 in.
Weight: 189 lbs.
Birthplace: United Kingdom

Player Page
@VHLM GM

Welcome to the VHL @JetsGoalie101!
 
I’m Bulduray, the General Manager of the Saskatoon Wild. Although we are in a rough patch right now, we hope to bring people like you in to turn our fortunes around! We offer you Second Line Minutes with the opportunity to move up to the first line if you continue to be active. We offer you a ton of guides and friendly advice once you join our wonderful discord locker room.
 
To join us, just quote this message and reply with #GetWild so we can send you a contract and get you on the next flight headed to Saskatoon!

ahoy @JetsGoalie101
 
My name is Sam and I am the gm of the halifax 21st! In halifax we would be able to offer you top 6 minutes and special teams time!! We have tons of people to help you learn the game from gm to alumni and everyone in between.
 
 
In Halifax we believe in a player first experience. We want the person behind the screen to have a ton of fun rather than being concerned if you are max earning every week. I would love to have you join our team and work towards a deep playoff run.
 
 
 
To join halifax qoute this with #SettingSail

@JetsGoalie101 welcome to the VHL! Still plenty of time left to get into some action and pad the stats before the draft next season
 
     The contract I'd like to offer you will consist of 2nd line minutes but you'll be a key player on the specialty teams, we changes lines often so you'll get opportunities with different teammates as well, it'll be worth 1.5M and your a waiver player so it's more of a trial run btw
 
In Ottawa we have a pretty chill locker room and try our best to build a team with whoever we can find, in the end it's all about fun for us so as long as you check in you'll be fine. Updates and stuff like that are frequent so you'll be always up to date!
 
If you are interested in joining us in Ontario.. Just let me know by quoting this message with a @GOLYNXGO  and I'll send the contract

Is this Jetsqb by any chance? My spider senses tells me it just might be.
 
Either way @JetsGoalie101, I'm the GM of the Las Vegas Aces. We're currently sitting in 1st in the league and though we won't be able to offer you as many minutes as a lot of the other teams. You'd have 3rd line minutes, with the possibilty of earning your way into the top 6 as well as Specials teams quite quickly.
 
So if that sounds like it'd be your cup of tea just respond to this with "#Joyo is All in!" and we'll get you that sweet, sweet 1.5m contract and an invite to our fancy Discord LR.