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Wait hold up... Did you misspell your own player's name? Isn't it Dalkr? No e.

Mississauga Hounds Press Conference: 1. We are struggling, what do we need to get back into the playoff picture? 2. What is your player doing in their off time to help the team find more success? 3. How many of our next 14 games do we have to win for this week to be considered a success? 4. What's the best baked good? 5. What shows are you binging right now? Taylor only watches Grey's Anatomy or Criminal Minds and I need something new. 6. How many more games can we lose by 1 goal before Piffer up and quits the VHL and enters into a rage induced coma?

World Juniors Review!!!! Hell yeah!

Just keep the squad active and you should be Gucci

Si.. gotta get better skaters but Benson should steal you games consistently.

Thank you very much. Glad you liked it.

Haha, you made great picks. 2 waivers to fill out the forwards and 1 defender and you'll be off and running no doubt.

Løvstrøm got sold. can't do it all... Smh

Welcome to the PRESEASON edition of weekly updated power rankings where I spend the first 50 words explaining how this works for a bit. Firstly, projected rankings are based on rosters as of March 17th. Some players may have been signed, released, or traded since that point in time and those were not considered in the new ranks or scores. Also, my projected lines that I use to find the scores assumes a maximum of two appearances per player. Draft Grades mainly consider how well the draft set the team up for success this season. Future value is considered partially but not heavily. Enjoy the rankings!!! Overall Rank: 10th Overall Score: 8.53 Forwards Rank: 10th Forwards Score: -13.60 Defensemen Rank: 4th Defensemen Score: 46.00 Goalies Rank: 10th Goalies Score: 0.00 Draft Grade: D+ Notes: San Diego is in a clear rebuild for S93. The team's draft was mostly focused on using a limited pool of picks to find developmental projects. It may take until season 94 but some of those picks could be future stars. I'd predict Stanton @horoscope is once again going to be on the move at the TDL with the goal of San Diego recuperating after being fleeced in the Gretzky trade. They are also the only team in the M without a goalie after trading Wazinski @samthemancub. A few are available in open Free Agency but it appears their agents are fiercely negotiating and leaving the Marlins in a tough spot. To spotlight a positive, the most glaring hole for SDM is the forwards which are the most common spot for first gens to settle in so maybe some waivers save the day. Overall Rank: 9th Overall Score: 28.22 Forwards Rank: 7th Forwards Score: 34.53 Defensemen Rank: 10th Defensemen Score: 3.55 Goalies Rank: 6th Goalies Score: 58.60 Draft Grade: C- Notes: The Marauders are the polar opposites of the San Diego. They do have the advantage of a deep center core which leaves some flexibility for trades with a team like Las Vegas who has... calculating... zero Cs. They also do have a backup goalie so maybe the potential for a trade with San Diego for one of those Defensemen they have. Moves will need to be made and @Ricer13 showed his willingness to make trade at the deadline of S92 during his stint as Saskatoon's interim GM. Overall Rank: 8th Overall Score: 29.62 Forwards Rank: 9th Forwards Score: 6.23 Defensemen Rank: 7th Defensemen Score: 45.20 Goalies Rank: 4th Goalies Score: 68.60 Draft Grade: D Notes: The reigning champs once again find themselves low on my rankings and maybe they'll shock me again. This team has good depth on defense but none of those players are coming out the gate as stars. They also boast the second roster so far with less forwards than defenders. One of the key factors in this low score admittedly is Krupis's @hedgehog337 0 applied TPE but they need depth badly. Unlike San Diego this team has a goalie and a damn solid one at that. With the right waiver additions and MUCH MORE EARNING from the Jinns, I expect a similar rise as I predicted for Houston last season. Overall Rank: 7th Overall Score: 38.68 Forwards Rank: 4th Forwards Score: 43.67 Defensemen Rank: 9th Defensemen Score: 21.75 Goalies Rank: 7th Goalies Score: 57.60 Draft Grade: B- Notes: This is the first team that has a great foundation in my opinion to grow a lot. They are going to rely on some waivers and their goalie is in my estimation a weakness, but I like the base. Strong vets on the D-core that will likely be capped by season's end. Two star forwards that could put up numbers like Ivanov and Shotzky last season. In fact, according to my metrics the Hounds have the 1st and 4th best forwards in the VHLM to start the season. Once again, they need some work but the foundation will be enough to keep them hovering .500 until they get some support. Overall Rank: 6th Overall Score: 38.85 Forwards Rank: 5th Forwards Score: 43.23 Defensemen Rank: 7th Defensemen Score: 30.85 Goalies Rank: 10th Goalies Score: 41.70 Draft Grade: D+ Notes: This may sound odd based on their ranking, but last year's title favorites are in a rebuild. The primary reason for their appearance in this position is they have depth. Eight wingers grace their roster with, as stated earlier, no centers. Options exist in the free agent market but a trade between Miami and Las Vegas feels natural. Ricer and @McLovin did manage a trade last season that saw Annie Oaks move. Goaltending is a weakness currently but maybe McLovin's guidance can get Cavill @Firekiss back on track in their development. Overall Rank: 5th Overall Score: 39.07 Forwards Rank: 6th Forwards Score: 40.87 Defensemen Rank: 1st Defensemen Score: 55.90 Goalies Rank: 8th Goalies Score: 55.20 Draft Grade: B Notes: The rookie GM made some solid moves on draft night and made the Piffcast Pick of the Draft, brought to you by Gatorade, with their selection of Anthony Simmons II @Starchychaff at 28th overall. Great locker room presence and a solid build to boot. This team much like last season is built on its defense, but with a potential downgrade in net. Hellebuyck @HockeyFan4Life could develop into the top tier but this season has ton of talent in net and it just feels like he is just a step behind. With a few waiver additions to the forward core, Mexico could be a contender soon. Overall Rank: 4th Overall Score: 40.47 Forwards Rank: 8th Forwards Score: 31.23 Defensemen Rank: 8th Defensemen Score: 25.60 Goalies Rank: 1st Goalies Score: 97.90 Draft Grade: C- Notes: The draft wasn't that great due to last year's deadline moves from @AJW. There is hope in the form of a returning player. This team is eerily similar to the Reapers of last season. They have pretty rough skaters. The forwards are weak but numerous, the defense has stars but no depth. Goaltending could save this team and carry them. We will see if the meta of the VHLM teams becomes "have a great goalie or bust" if they win it all. Overall Rank: 3rd Overall Score: 43.78 Forwards Rank: 3rd Forwards Score: 43.90 Defensemen Rank: 6th Defensemen Score: 36.20 Goalies Rank: 5th Goalies Score: 58.60 Draft Grade: A- Notes: New GM @LucyXpher really showed poise in this draft and I liked the picks. Simard in the 5th was a candidate for pick of the draft. Overall the class followed the foundation that Mississauga was going for but with more selections to have depth. Lucy took some "projects" but overall I see the vision of rebuilding the 21st locker room as a priority over competition. Still a great roster was built. I think if Dylan decides to actually use some TPE then Halifax will be a total threat! Overall Rank: 2nd Overall Score: 53.70 Forwards Rank: 2nd Forwards Score: 45.33 Defensemen Rank: 2nd Defensemen Score: 53.90 Goalies Rank: 2nd Goalies Score: 78.40 Draft Grade: A Notes: Jack of all trades, master of none, but still better than one. This team is not the best at anything but they are great up and down the lineup. They have star power and depth everywhere. Most importantly, they have a star goalie! Something this franchise has desperately been lacking for a long long time was addressed with a trade to the Las Vegas Aces. This is a roster that will change very little from now until the end but will be solid that whole time. I see them cruising to a top finish in the east while other teams find their footing. A lot of pressure will fall on Jillian Woods @jacobcarson877 as they are the top defenseman in the league which means expectations. Overall Rank: 1st Overall Score: 58.22 Forwards Rank: 1st Forwards Score: 56.77 Defensemen Rank: 3rd Defensemen Score: 53.10 Goalies Rank: 3rd Goalies Score: 72.80 Draft Grade: A+ Notes: The new GM did great but I think we have to give a specific shoutout to Ricer for this draft after last season's deadline that saw the Wild perfectly set up for a good class in S93 while still making the playoffs. This team boasts a most impressive top end in Oliver Loo @Misty and the returning Leo Neelson III @silentnyrf31 while the defense also looks poised to shock us with draftees like Lazlo Holmes @Gustav and Carson Tripp @Cartripp14. Also what a nice move in getting Da TypThond @Erik with the last pick. If it wasn't for reports from my sources that he is a non factor in the locker room, this would have been my pick of the draft. Thanks for reading, and have a wonderful S93!

man predicted i would go to Vasteras?

Mississauga Hounds Press Conference: 1. Does anyone on the Hounds have a chance of winning league MVP and if yes, who? 2. What VHLM team do you think had the best draft that isn't the Hounds? 3. What team in our conference do you see as our toughest competition? 4. What number you rocking with that Mississauga blue jersey? 5. Should Nathan go all-in before we've played a game? 6. What will Shaunca's save percentage be for S93?

Get out the brooms because Jørgen is once again sweeping!!!! Woohoo!!! Thank you the VHLM GMs for your votes, I figured I'd get one or two but getting all 3 I could have won is quite an honor... Was hoping to contend for most assists but my 4 total apples just came up short!

I make a goalie and Bek nerfs me immediately, I see how it is

Nah imma quit instead

I'm gonna be honest, there was management factors that led to me going IA more than my actual will to earn. The teams that interviewed me and asked about it got the Tea and understood. Except Alex clearly since he didn't draft me at 6 lol

@Spartan what do you mean by concerns? My last player was the best Dman in the league after I went IA lol. Also I feel like goalie is easier to get over the hump. Lampi was my first player and I didn't have a strong identity for him as a player so I kind of got bored, Lovstrom is different.

Mississauga Hounds Press Conference: 1. How has the offseason treated you between events like the VHL Draft and Junior Showcase Tournament? 2. What do you hope to accomplish next season as a Hound? 3. How do you feel about the new management team and do you have any feedback for myself or Nathan on the LR or otherwise? 4. We just made a big move to add Shaunca. Do you feel this way a solid trade and why? 5. Was your favorite NHL team active at the TDL? 6. What VHL brand would be the best match for your player's personality?

@Nathan_8 I'll apply. I have a bit of GM experience and would be super happy to try and help you your first season as an M gm

Hell yuh

Jørged on.

No injuries. I've had this discussion in other sim leagues alot and it boils down to this. One side says injuries are realistic and part of the sport we are simming and thus should exist. I say, well this isn't real life it's a simulation in which we can decide the parameters and turn injuries off. I don't make a sim player to see him happen to be unlucky and get hurt every year. I spend a lot of time building my player and to have him get injured bc of a random dice roll is absolute shit. It feels shit. Especially if it were to happen in the playoffs or something. To further the it's a simulation point. I also would point out that if the NHL could flip a magic switch to make players never get hurt, they would. They don't choose having injuries and they wouldn't do why should we if we have the choice. That's my ted talk on this.

@skillakilla412 Welcome to the VHL! Sadly we are out of the regular season so it will be some time before you get to see some VHLM action but no worries because we have our offseason Junior Showcase Tournament happening right now where you can learn the systems and get helped by some of the VHL's best people. Feel free to join the discord here https://discord.gg/3n73Q3HF to see what's up and select any team you want to join as there is plenty of roster spots to go around! My team is the Steel and we would be glad to have you! Myself and Doug (our GM) have done a really good job of putting together a fun and competitive roster and adding you to the mix would make it all the better. @ me in a replay or in the JST discord to let me know if you are interested in the Steel.

@Seabassram Welcome to the VHL! Sadly we are out of the regular season so it will be some time before you get to see some VHLM action but no worries because we have our offseason Junior Showcase Tournament happening right now where you can learn the systems and get helped by some of the VHL's best people. Feel free to join the discord here https://discord.gg/3n73Q3HF to see what's up and select any team you want to join as there is plenty of roster spots to go around! My team is the Steel and we would be glad to have you! Myself and Doug (our GM) have done a really good job of putting together a fun and competitive roster and adding you to the mix would make it all the better. @ me in a replay or in the JST discord to let me know if you are interested in the Steel.

@Chandler.Belcher Welcome to the VHL! Sadly we are out of the regular season so it will be some time before you get to see some VHLM action but no worries because we have our offseason Junior Showcase Tournament happening right now where you can learn the systems and get helped by some of the VHL's best people. Feel free to join the discord here https://discord.gg/3n73Q3HF to see what's up and select any team you want to join as there is plenty of roster spots to go around! My team is the Steel and we would be glad to have you! Myself and Doug (our GM) have done a really good job of putting together a fun and competitive roster and adding you to the mix would make it all the better. @ me in a replay or in the JST discord to let me know if you are interested in the Steel.