Pifferfish

It must be nice to have an opinion shared by nobody else and call me pointing that out "defending Helsinki" as a way of deflecting from the fact that your take is trash. I wish I could live in your delusion Grape. Helsinki made some ass trades, and his 3 best ones in this offseason, were all with Malmo. @McLovin is trying to change the direction of his team and it's commendable and I think it's low of you, a guy with no stake in the VHL on account of the fact you can't get hired as a GM there, to talk shit on his moves. Also looking at the trophy cases, he has... 2 VHLM GMOTYs to your... Oh jeez, let me pull out the calculator.... oh yeah zero. Quiet down and enjoy the ride with the rest of us if you want, but let's not ruin others experience with this trivial mud throwing that you've made a habit of engaging in. Your parents either are, or should be, disappointed.

Grape please put your plug's number in my DMs bc we need what you are smoking. Helsinki in a year for contention and with another Goalie in there system to grow turned Trunov who is 3 seasons away from where Løvstrøm is now into him and an extra pick and cleared a ton of cap off their team.

Narg fair, jiak didn't think jiak liwo write about anything ka katu jiak kij. Firstly, have ve say valaymsham thanks ve gith my 3 gm's tog ve kigiji point, sam, spartan agh alex tor being absolute beauties. Couldn't have asked tor ij better group ro gms ve have tor my first 6 seasons ro ironhide's career. Now, being kurrauz shal helsinki, khe liwo be ij season nalkramal jiak think grimgor liwo have ve prove najor saib urzg ij team. Previously, shal helsinki khe mis ij tough situation tek grimgor evinaj have been agh remained tek ul 2nd liner tor ij while agh khe mis olk my goal, while shal moscow ul idea mis ve play grimgor tek ul 1st liner just didn't work. Davos mis different agh jiak had ij chance narg ij part ro ul group dedicated ve ul development ro ul roster agh bringing shal ul haag generation ro davos faithful. Now kigija journey ku na an mubarum agh grimgor has just signed ij contract ar helsinki. This is what the internet says it would have sounded like coming from Grimgor himself... not sure i believe it... I think there are still too many actual english words here...

Does this even really matter?

VETO THIS BS!

Sorry I won't forget next time

I'm just a journalist. And sleep Deprivation costs journalistic integrity

@Xhekityb123 here ya go bud, old user name on file.

Hey, I just reported what my sources told me Spartan... I did forget to tie it into his ejection though, that was the whole plan.... Make him getting ejected into a protest over the contract but I messed up

@Spartan i think in actuality i mention you in literally every section of this at some point except the intro and outro. Maybe not directly in the Bocage section but it is about your team so kind of.

(Credit @LucyXpher) Time Stamps and Mentions: (Disclaimer: Recorded before the season turnover and trades being completed on 2/16 and on no sleep in the previous 28 hours, thus the name.) Intro - 0:00 Deadpanda Contract Situation - 1:15 @Alex @Spartan Pending FA Mini Rant - 3:30 Opening Trade Market for Bocage? - 6:30 @Grape @JCarson @kirbithan Punishments - 8:30 @Beketov @Spartan @InstantRockstar Lucy is HUGOATED (inside joke, don't worry about it.) - 21:45 @LucyXpher @Quanack RIP, we'll miss you in Malmo ! @Dabnad Great Rookie Season, let's keep it rocking and rolling! @TheDuke Keep up the good work grinding, happy to have you joining us! @Xhekityb123 Goated trade acquisition, can't wait for Middletoe to do great things. @McLovin Upcoming Projects and Shoutouts - 29:30 @LucyXpher @Mysterious_Fish respond to my HN trade btw... lol @Xhekityb123 Connor McDavid and Max Verstappen Thanks for Listening! Thanks to our sponsor Reb Bull as well.

whats your J-mate rank though?

i literally made an MS a week ago in which i mentioned every VHL team... other than Davos lol... totally was like, yeah... that all of em.. send!

beating Davos is unimpressive, i literally forget they are a team all the time lol... love ya @Alex gl this season btw...

so you are saying you'd have won if you were GM of Moscow over Spartan?

Yeah fair, I will say, at this point being mid pack isn't a bad thing. Like here is the Wild Card teams that have made the Finals in the past 10 seasons. S97: Riga (R) and Seattle (C) S94: Moscow (C) S92: London (R) S91: Helsinki (R) S88: London (C) 6 finals runs for WC teams put of 20 possible and 3 wins. And in looking at this I noticed how shockingly often 3 seeded teams make the finals... Probably the most prevalent position in the seeding to make the finals, which I do feel is in Malmo's range potentially this season.

? I don't get this response? What is even the point of this? You say I think Malmo will be contending, which I dont and never have stated. I said Malmo would be easily capable of continuing being competitive, as in being a playoff team. Our range is easily from 3rd to 6th... Which is... Repeat after me class!... COMPETITIVE... Riga and Seattle just went to a finals from 4th seeds. Being competitive is fine while we build toward the future.

Just know when I say "compete for playoff spots" that doesn't me buy into the playoffs. If we miss, we miss. But we will take value when we see it if people want out players. Like moving Kemp for Bachmann.

No I mean, like the idea of competing for a playoff spot being dumb for malmo doesn't make sense, they don't have the assets to be a strong contender, but they don't own their firsts so tanking is dumb, right now while we wait until S100, competing for playoff spots is the best we can do.

2 of those 4 players have become more than Clickers since that trade due to our culture in Malmo, one is the highest earning player in the VHL this past month, or maybe he has fallen out of the top. Shaw is busy with a bit of school stuff but is planning to get on the MS train and be closer to maxing.

Buddy is acting like we didn't literally lose to the same team that he lost to, and we were closer to beating them lol comical.

Nyko, look at Malmo's draft pick situation, what reason do they have to be bad? So our players get disinterested and go IA? This is the issue with people like Grape's opinions. They are 1 dimensional and lack actual context of Malmo's situation. Not that you are in the wrong here, I'm just merely saying this happens a lot very often. Idk

I said we'd still probably be in the playoffs in S98. In the context of trading that pick and it's value not being that high. We are still better than Warsaw and London, Riga is about to probably sell depending what their new GM does. Which puts us firmly in the Wild Card.

smh....

We just want to make your dream of being #2 become a reality. (Also, DISCLAIMER: I have no say in what Malmo does and the opinions expressed by Piffer are his own and not those of the Nighthawks organization). Also I got a question for you. I'll send in DMs.