Pifferfish

@LucyXpherJørgen was confident in his forwards to get it done on their own so he has been hitting the Jagermeister a bit too hard for the first 5 games. He is locking in now

@Snussuthe way I'm playing right now the puck I'm trying to catch is definitely in the net

Yeah idk why it's wierd sometimes. Like when I first upload it just sends me to the previous episode instead. It's good now tho

Sorry for the delay, this episode was recorded before games 1 and 2 but that audio was lost to the tech gods in an attempt to gain their favor. Then I recorded this next attempt the morning before games 3 and 4 and uploaded it as normal. Should be good to post, right? Wrong! Sometimes when I post these I can't access them on Spotify to grab a link I can embed here. Usually it takes 5 minutes to access the episode after uploading it but this one took me hours... I worked a whole shift at my job and still couldn't get it. I went to sleep and this morning it's now available! So sorry for the tardiness on this. About my predictions, so far, I'm a wizard... The only thing I've said that was wrong is Ottawa won a low scoring game. That was unexpected. My Predictions for those who don't want to listen through: Round 1 (1) Philadelphia Reapers 4 (8) Saskatoon Wild 1 (4) San Diego Marlins 3 (5) Houston Bulls 4 (2) Las Vegas Aces 4 (7) Ottawa Lynx 1 (3) Mexico City Kings 4 (6) Miami Marauders 2 Round 2 (1) Philadelphia Reapers 2 (5) Houston Bulls 4 (2) Las Vegas Aces 4 (3) Mexico City Kings 2 Finals (2) Las Vegas Aces 4 (5) Houston Bulls 3

It's out but I can't access it for some reason to grab the link and post it

It's coming.... Spotify is giving me problems uploading... Been recorded since last night...

Fish, you are not good fish. Bad fishy. Bad bad.

Lolz. No you aren't stepping on toes, I just feel like it's redundant to have two well written pieces saying much of the same. I'm recording a PiffCast. Hahaha the secret agenda.... Also I'm totally going to shout you out in this next one but imma butcher your name. Anywho I'm just poking some fun at myself. I genuinely struggle to write with any speed any ways, doing it in written form would take me like 3-4 hours of writing.

I'm supposed to do one of these for VSN but yours is pretty damn good ... Can't compete... I'm washed.

I hate you fish ... I been at work since you posted this!!! Ahhhhh

yeah, dude is a crypto genius

Welcome to WEEK 5 of updated power rankings where I spend the first 50 words explaining how this works for a bit. Firstly, all additions and losses are based on who was in the lineup as of the February 10th sims. In major news this week's rankings are accompanied by a super duper podcast with our analysis of these teams and their futures. I'm joined by @McLovin to hear his thoughts on these as well and glaze him 90% of the pod. Timestamps for each team's section can be found below in the written portion of this. Enjoy the updated format! Standings: 10th; 22-41-2; 46pts; -73 GDiffOverall Rank: 10th (-1) Overall Score: 23.83 (+1.03)Forwards Rank: 8th (EV) Forwards Score: 38.10 (+1.80) Defensemen Rank: 10th (-1) Defensemen Score: -8.45 (+0.40) Goalies Rank: 7th (EV)Goalies Score: 45.60 (EV)Additions: NoneLosses: NoneAnalysis Timestamp: 1:50 Standings: 8th; 25-29-12; 62pts; -28 GDiffOverall Rank: 9th (-1) Overall Score: 34.07 (+1.30)Forwards Rank: 10th (-1)Forwards Score: 32.27 (+0.90)Defensemen Rank: 8th (EV)Defensemen Score: 32.20 (+0.60)Goalies Rank: 8th (EV)Goalies Score: 43.20 (+3.90)Additions: NoneLosses: None Analysis Timestamp: 7:25 Standings: 9th; 22-39-5; 49pts; -57 GDiff Overall Rank: 8th (+2) Overall Score: 35.10 (+23.80)Forwards Rank: 9th (+1) Forwards Score: 36.27 (+9.77) Defensemen Rank: 9th (+1) Defensemen Score: 31.65 (+56.25) Goalies Rank: 10th (EV) Goalies Score: 38.50 (+1.00) Additions: D Milo Fox @Tate, D Lazlo Holmes @Gustav Losses: None Analysis Timestamp: 11:00 Standings: 7th; 27-29-11; 50pts; -31 GDiff Overall Rank: 7th (EV) Overall Score: 43.62 (-0.40)Forwards Rank: 5th (EV) Forwards Score: 49.40 (-1.23) Defensemen Rank: 7th (EV) Defensemen Score: 36.85 (EV) Goalies Rank: 9th (EV) Goalies Score: 39.80 (+1.30) Additions: G Tyrone Wood @K100man, C The Phantom of the VHL @Hogan Losses: None Analysis Timestamp: 15:00 Standings: 1st; 50-13-4; 104pts; +72 GDiff Overall Rank: 6th (EV) Overall Score: 51.52 (+0.70)Forwards Rank: 6th (EV) Forwards Score: 45.73 (+0.87) Defensemen Rank: 6th (-1) Defensemen Score: 39.10 (+0.80) Goalies Rank: 1st (EV) Goalies Score: 93.70 (EV) Additions: None Losses: None Analysis Timestamp: 23:40 Standings: 3rd; 39-22-4; 82pts; +16 GDiff Overall Rank: 5th (EV) Overall Score: 52.67 (+1.49)Forwards Rank: 7th (EV) Forwards Score: 41.70 (+0.63) Defensemen Rank: 4th (EV) Defensemen Score: 50.20 (+0.20) Goalies Rank: 2nd (EV) Goalies Score: 90.50 (+6.60) Additions: None Losses: None Analysis Timestamp: 32:05 Standings: 4th; 38-24-5; 81pts; +31 GDiff Overall Rank: 4th (EV) Overall Score: 55.47 (+2.43)Forwards Rank: 2nd (EV) Forwards Score: 66.53 (+1.60) Defensemen Rank: 5th (+1) Defensemen Score: 41.65 (+3.40) Goalies Rank: 6th (EV) Goalies Score: 49.90 (+3.00) Additions: None Losses: None Analysis Timestamp: 41:40 Standings: 5th; 34-25-7; 75pts; +17 GDiff Overall Rank: 3rd (EV) Overall Score: 57.30 (+0.65)Forwards Rank: 4th (EV) Forwards Score: 61.07 (+0.64) Defensemen Rank: 3rd (EV) Defensemen Score: 53.25 (+1.00) Goalies Rank: 5th (EV) Goalies Score: 54.10 (EV) Additions: None Losses: None Analysis Timestamp: 48:25 Standings: 6th; 35-26-4; 74pts; +20 GDiff Overall Rank: 2nd (EV) Overall Score: 63.38 (+0.75)Forwards Rank: 3rd (EV) Forwards Score: 63.53 (+0.80) Defensemen Rank: 1st (EV) Defensemen Score: 57.25 (+1.05) Goalies Rank: 3rd (EV) Goalies Score: 75.20 (EV) Additions: None Losses: None Analysis Timestamp: 57:30 Standings: 2nd; 38-20-8; 84pts; +33 GDiff Overall Rank: 1st (EV) Overall Score: 63.70 (+1.02)Forwards Rank: 1st (EV) Forwards Score: 72.23 (+0.96) Defensemen Rank: 2nd (EV) Defensemen Score: 54.45 (+1.60) Goalies Rank: 4th (EV) Goalies Score: 56.60 (EV) Additions: None Losses: None Analysis Timestamp: 1:04:35

I'd agm

@OrbitingDeath oh yeah, also can you make it so if you do any Os they are the Nordic one with a line Ø like this.

That crazy... Mississauga legend

Sick. Lots of goalies from my days as GM getting up there to the VHL is cool. Justin Lion was on my JST team once. Karl Herzlich is capped in the E. Bihler is goated Reaper. ElementalStyx just recreated in Mississauga.

It is more likely that you are president by 2036 than me actually ever coming back and editing this with time stamps by then.

No shot it's a legend in the flesh! Reapers royalty!

Where you at now?

If it makes you feel better, you are actually a really smart builder so far. Super efficient with the TPEs... Nice work... Keep it up. Need anything my dms here and on discord are always open .... Also, go Phillies (born into the fandom lol, don't hate me for it.)

Lol getting the full John Scott treatment from the VHLM faithful I see.

Oh I know this is like way way late ... But I believe if you use the actual index it shows total season long stats... Could be wrong. But I'm pretty sure last I checked it did.

@VaderTheTater100 TPE claim