Pifferfish

Another dark horse IMO that should be nominated (not win) is Taylor Swift, this player got kind of screwed by being benched the first 20 games but ended at about a PPG. Also 21 Goals in 54 GPs. YNFR has 30 in 72.

@tcookie

You gotta do one the other way now hahaha damn you and @BOOM are both sick... Also boom, I'm going to get your graphic as a sig eventually, I am just sadly a lazy mf that isn't actually good at the forums... I don't even have a PFP bruh

Sloth, these are incredible man!

I mean, Hawaiian pizza isn't bad, I think it's crazy to think that. Like pineapple can be kabab'd but not pizza'd? Get out of here. But it's never the pizza I'm want when I'm getting pizza

10 amazing so far, results speak for themselves. Win even more. 6 it's a team. Jorgen Lucy and Jensen all did incredibly. Hard to pick one. 5 saving picks and winning more would have been cool. 4 kanou is definitely on my mind. Bug trophy year for me, so why not one more. 3 Moscow will be rough, well coach, been here before, a lot. 2 first season we have been this dominant WITH an elite goalie in terms of TPE. Ash was always good and rookie Jørgen was okay, but now we have a guy in the quadruple digits so I think that could be a big difference maker. If we slink past Riga, we have at least the advantage in Net over either of Davos and Moscow. Hopefully that's enough.

Also to whoever is in charge of the forums... Please for the love of our Lord and Savior Simon T! Give us the modern logos for all teams as emojis on the forum you bums! Old CGY and LV logos are gross. @Spartan made a beautiful ode to Sin City and y'all are shitting all over his efforts! He is crying right now! If you currently get electricity from a hydro plant, it's actually just from Spartan's sink. T-T

(Credit: @LucyXpher) Just wanted to use a minute here to say, thank you to Lucy for the incredible logo for the PiffCast! Until now it's just been a AI generated filler image. I had a vision and you brought it to life. In fact, you brought the idea in my head to a new level of great, neon!!! I hadn't even considered it! Anyways thank you friend. It's a Quiet Doug Era! Now for the podcast: Timestamps and Mentions: Intro - 0:00 @Mysterious_Fish HOU #4 vs #5 OTT - 0:45 @Grape @jacobcarson877 @jaypc8237 @scudmuffin19 @ctoland102 MIA #2 vs #7 LVA - 5:30 @Ricer13 @sadie @TenIQ @Spartakiller2 @chris_time @tinafrombobsburgers @Bubba @okochastar SDM #3 vs #6 SSK - 9:30 @Mysterious_Fish @Dadam30 @DarkSpyro (hi buddy, just listened to the Simon Say you did with them boys) @slothfacekilla @TheHockey_pro @eagle_3450 @barryst @Beketov @Ovechkinmygoat @Radcow @Baby Boomer HFX #1 vs #8 MXC - 14:15 @rory @VattghernCZ @Jason 2.0 @Knight @STZ @Big_Dyl RIG #4 vs #5 PRG - 20:45 @Lemorse7 @Tetricide @Mutti (Raising one Czech beer to ya bud) @Slav_Sloth @OrbitingDeath @horoscope @Tim Robinson @Danzo SEA #4 vs #5 NYA - 25:30 @Banackock @STZ @InstantRockstar @jblock3 @badcolethetitan @MubbleFubbles @McLovin @hylands @Crstats23 @Daniel Janser @Esso2264 @rory @Mysterious_Fish @Kisslinger @frescoelmo @Hogan @Nathan_8 @Mongoose87 @Aimee @Rin @Elvis CGY #2 vs #3 TOR - 32:30 @leandrofg @dstevensonjr @Dadam30 @PacifistKit17 @der meister @KaleebtheMighty @Zetterberg @Ricer13 MOS #2 vs #3 DAV - 39:00 @Spartan @Alex @MexicanCow123 @CowboyinAmerica @Victor @FrostBeard @UghSike @Ahma @Snussu @samx @cLoWn @jacobcarson877 @JCarson @Grape @Baozi @kirbithan @Anthique @LastOneUp Outro - 47:00 No mentions but basically discussing some future projects if you want to hear about those.

Hopefully at least 1 forward tests FA (rare but possible) and comes to Malmo this offseason to get us a full contingent of 6.

No. Impossible.

And for that comment, PiffCast delayed young man!

Del Rocco just wants to paint the ceilings in churches and talk with his hands, just a peaceful little guy.

Oh yeah I gotta reenable seeing sigs

Well rumor has it there are talks regarding the cap going down so FA actually may become an avenue to acquire players maybe. Like, I think that's something the VHL kind of needs. It's so strange how few players go to the open market and have teams swaying them.

I mean yeah you still can win it but 1) I think it should go to the winning team most of the time, so if I did get it I probably wouldn't feel good about it. And 2) I want the cup more, the individual awards can still come but this could be the last chance for malmo to make a deep playoff run soon ish, so if I don't step up and drag us through that finish line tape, I don't think we get another chance until at least s100.

Only one I'm looking at is that Kanou, gonna need to nab a CC to get that though. Let's get it!

Siiiick

Toronto selling the whole squad for anything offered. Get that rebuild going. Honestly, me. I've been dominant and about to lead the league in all 4 categories you can for the G position so, can't top that. Temporary stat bumps would be interesting. Like $1m to bump your SK by +2 for a month. Would be a lot to manage for updaters if it was automated but cool nonetheless. Questions: 1. What team has your favorite logo in either league and why? 2. How did you come up with your player's name? 3. How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? I want to see the thought process!

10. Anything that is predatory to pufferfish. They need to die. 9. I advise a quick pop on down to hell before it freezes over. 8. Black tape on the blade is best imo. I know for goalie pads having them blend with the ice better is best. Thus most are white. So I'd assume the reverse works for stick tape logic. You want the puck and blade to blend together to make it tougher on the goalie and defenders. 7. Color scheme is fire, a green team is dope. The team name in the logo is stupid looking to me personally. 6. I mean, as someone who is near the top in a lot of categories, the season ending now would be great, only place to go is down from here. 5. I've loved what I've been able to do for VSN. I think stepping back from a management role and to a content creation one has been good for the team overall. @LucyXpher has done an AMAZING job. Like I knew she would do awesome but I couldn't be happier with how this has turned out. For one, I just didn't have the ability to fill VSN's biggest hole as Head which was graphics, I'm untalented in that area. Lucy however is fast and efficient in that department. And she also is probably a faster reader than me to edit up these articles hahahaha. I'm quite slow in that regard. On a personal note, I'm really proud of the variety of content I've made this season and the quality of it. I love that I can be proud of stuff I write or the stuff I record. It's fantastic as I was someone who never got that kind of positive reinforcement in HS for my writing. My teacher was a crazy... B word. F you Mrs. Williams.

I think next season based on the feedback of people liking this and wanting the chance to vote I may do a fan vote that starts after 2 weeks of the season and runs til week 3.

Also, if we are technical, ducks are birds pretending to be platypuses, platypuses existed first.

I needed one more 4th liner and I looked at Seattle's retired jerseys, and having a 57 year old balding man with 65 speed out there is factually hilarious.

Platypuses stop Dr. Doof from taking over the tri-state area! I mean, what could be more vital than that!

I say you just gotta prove the haters wrong and be a top tier earner this go around. Hoping you the best on this run.