Pifferfish

@KaleebtheMighty lost to a bit goalie

Is that Ben Bishop with the Stars? I might be stupid

Yes

@Jaja Dingdong 100 TPE Claim

@Bombshuka confirm? @ThunderCloud confirm?

@lilchrist250 TPE Claim

1. It's spelled Løvstrøm. But to answer the actual question... Amazingly. 2. I don't worry about other teams, just focused on the heat seeking rubber missiles that are traveling 100 MPH at my face. 3. No cherry picking. Contribute on the backcheck. But most importantly score more, I can stop a 999 picks out of 1000 shots but to win we need at least 2 goals. 4. @Muttiput me on Czech beer. 5. Czech beer, duh. 6. Is there one with Czech beer as the primary focus?

Gotta get him to be the career backup for Spider tbh. That tandem would be iconic

You took away his first name so he picked a solid backup

@Bombshuka

Pathfinder

Hell yeah, depending on the days of the week I'd be about it.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/6oUQJcwrovdhlyowXVvckD?si=keVWzMc0TYexwlASgpd1Ew&utm_source=copy-link

VHL is dying... And we need a hero. I'm summoning anyone who will listen to call upon the powers of... EMMETT!

i just shiver thinking about seeing a line of CCM helmets down a bench, then this uncovered mug being the one that comes over the boards....

@FrostBeard what a career... nuff said. hats off from me... legend. my DMs are always open to you bc i genuinely have enjoyed every chat we've had... even if our interaction has been limited. (still amazes me some of the people i commonly talk to despite actually having no crossover any where in the VHL, but thats the beauty of this website i guess)

Philadelphia Reapers Press Conference S95 August 18th: 1. The further last week's discussion of crepes... is almond milk actually just better than actual cow's milk? 2. What is your dream VHL team to join if you had free will and weren't bound by a draft? 3. Where do you predict Philly ends up in the standings at the end of the season? 4. What team is going to be our top rivals this season in the VHLM? 5. Is Keon Jeannot proud of his son, Jackson Jeannot, for acing the Reapers interview and getting drafted to the franchise legend's alum? 6. What locker room pranks have you pulled and on which teammates or members of team staff?

Philadelphia Reapers Press Conference S95 August 11th: 1. How does it feel to return to or be drafted by the Reapers for this upcoming S95? 2. Which player drafted has the best chance of being the team's MVP? 3. What's the biggest hole GM Iceman needs to address for this team to find success? 4. What stat line would you feel means your player had a good season? 5. If Philly could acquire any current FA or player from another team, who would be your top pick for the Front Office to invest in adding? 6. Is a crepe just a glorified pancake, and why do we need fancier pancakes when the OG is so good on it own?

Lol I've been waiting for it myself. Was gonna send the gif when I gave you the awards list

@LucyXpherexcellent work, thank you for doing a wonderful job and making everything so nice looking.

@Alexdoes this mean I'm playing every game to keep you at 0 pre VHL games lol. Gotta make it so I cant get pulled in the lines hahaha

1. JORGEN goes to Bali or some shit... He likes the warm weather after many Greenland winters. 2. Doesn't matter if Jørgen ain't there. Cologne since they beat the Jorg. 3. Pure God given skill and talent 4. Lobster.... It's gross peasant food that inland people decided was fancy. 5. 21 Savage... Oh wait... 6. No, no chip, no happy.

Not me only reading that no first name has been selected and I want Kung Fu Panda now!!!

You are all my favorite children lol

Also RIP with that last mention at the bottom man