Mysterious_Fish

alr but everyone forgets that I actually have D now

just gonna let you know Goncalves is not on the 2nd line

 
 
EVERY SINGLE FU***NG PERSON DONT BELIEVE IN THE MARLINS. Just cause I in my first ever season as a GM doesnt mean I aint stupid. Series will go to 7 it will just be a battle between San Diego Forwards and Houston Defenders

Welcome to the playoffs!
 
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Wow

@Mysterious_Fishadd to pings pls... i missed 2 T-T
 

thank you Fish!!

TPE TPE TPE!!!!!!
 
3 TPE
@Steve
@youloser1337
@JCarson
@LucyXpher
@Pifferfish
@Schnee
@Tetricide
@Velevra
 
2 TPE
@Ricer13
@Mongoose87
@jacobcarson877
@CowboyinAmerica
@Mysterious_Fish
@Hogan
@Spartan
@v.2
@DarkSpyro
@Alex
@KaleebtheMighty
@tcookie
@spa
@Grape
@RJMW
@Gaikoku-hito
@N0HBDY
@BOOM
@Subject056
@GioSivo
@chikn
@Dadam30
@HockeyFan4Life
@Lemorse7
@Anthique
@VattghernCZ
@Renomitsu
@Garsh
@dstevensonjr
@OrbitingDeath
@leandrofg
@cLoWn
 

1 TPE
@rory
@Smarch
@aimkin
@Cartripp14
@nerji
@Triller
@kirbithan
@horoscope
@Daniel Janser
@comrade cat
@Victor
@Noodle Enjoyer
@Scurvy
@Snussu
@Ahma
@AJW
@mattyIceman
@Zetterberg
@The goat of hockey
@Kisslinger
@Theory
@npuBeT
@Baby Boomer
@samx
@frescoelmo
@Girts
@Mystery_boy98
@STZ
@MicahC
@TheNeonShaman
@mintusaurus
@Peiffy
 
 
Alr, Again if you were not pinged you got 0 TPE so just try in Week 5.5

VHL All-Star Event
Theme Week
When I hear All-Stars I think of a few players and there is only one way to do this. For the VHL you have a few teams, Rookies, European Conference, North American Conference and Former Marlins. For the VHLE you have three teams, Cologne Express, Former Marlins, Rest of the League. For the VHLM you Have San Diego Reapers (Philly and San Diego) and then Rest of the League. Alright jokes aside an All-Star game would be a lot of fun to see with a few ways to do it in each league.
 
The VHL…M is the lowest level meaning we should definitely start with that league first. A few ways that this could be done is the basic West vs East, another possibility is two captains. Not many options for the VHLM in my opinion. Starting with the West vs East you would look at it and say oh West is just too good so it would be unfair but that is completely wrong. Yes looking at the point leaders 6 of the top 10 in points are from the west but 6 of the top 10 goal scorers are from the east, half of the top 10 in assist are from the east, half of the top 10 in defencemen are from the east. So overall it is pretty even just might not look that way in team standings. With two captains this works out well. Yermolai Nabokov @fonziGG of the Reapers can be one captain and Forum Content @frescoelmo of the Wild can be the other captain. They do a roster draft and make their own teams to which it would be as fair as possible. Both ideas involve 2 teams so instead of a 1 game standoff we can have a 3 game series.
 
The VHL…E is by far the worst league with only 6 teams. Now yes I might not be joking about the Cologne Express vs Rest of VHLE as Cologne has 18 more points than Bratislava who is 2nd and 2nd to last is a 15 point difference. The other idea is again the two captains and have a roster draft. Baby Moo Moo @Elvis of Cologne would be one team captain and BjorkaBjorn BjornaBjorkson @JardyB10 of the Gladiators would be the other captain. The game schedule would work the same way with a 3 game series between the two teams.
 
Alright the VHL there are a few ways to do it. We can do European Conference vs North American conference and run the same format as the other 2 with a 3 game series. We can do 4 team captains. Merome Dilson @MexicanCow123 of the Wranglers for the “Bunclewirth Division”, Yaroslav Trunov @qripll of the Phoenix for the “Low Division”, Leonard Triller @Triller of the United for the “Shaw Division” and AK92 Wit da Hoodie @hedgehog337 of the Reign for the “Gow Division”. For the Shaw and Gow division they would pick players from a pool of European Conference players and for the Bunclewirth and Low Divisions they would pick from a pool of NA Conference players. With that it would be a 3 game round robin where each team plays all other teams and then a semis and Finals matchups. There are more ways but I am going to stick to 2 options.
 
Now I am not going to go into who would be an All-Star but some awards that gould happen is. All-Star MVP, Most Points in All-Star games, Best Goalie in All-Star Games. None of these would give TPE though.
 
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TPE TPE TPE!!!!!!
 
3 TPE
@Steve
@youloser1337
@JCarson
@LucyXpher
@Pifferfish
@Schnee
@Tetricide
@Velevra
 
2 TPE
@Ricer13
@Mongoose87
@jacobcarson877
@CowboyinAmerica
@Mysterious_Fish
@Hogan
@Spartan
@v.2
@DarkSpyro
@Alex
@KaleebtheMighty
@tcookie
@spa
@Grape
@RJMW
@Gaikoku-hito
@N0HBDY
@BOOM
@Subject056
@GioSivo
@chikn
@Dadam30
@HockeyFan4Life
@Lemorse7
@Anthique
@VattghernCZ
@Renomitsu
@Garsh
@dstevensonjr
@OrbitingDeath
@leandrofg
@cLoWn
 

1 TPE
@rory
@Smarch
@aimkin
@Cartripp14
@nerji
@Triller
@kirbithan
@horoscope
@Daniel Janser
@comrade cat
@Victor
@Noodle Enjoyer
@Scurvy
@Snussu
@Ahma
@AJW
@mattyIceman
@Zetterberg
@The goat of hockey
@Kisslinger
@Theory
@npuBeT
@Baby Boomer
@samx
@frescoelmo
@Girts
@Mystery_boy98
@STZ
@MicahC
@TheNeonShaman
@mintusaurus
@Peiffy
 
 
Alr, Again if you were not pinged you got 0 TPE so just try in Week 5.5

TPE TPE TPE!!!!!!
 
3 TPE
@Steve
@youloser1337
@JCarson
@LucyXpher
@Pifferfish
@Schnee
@Tetricide
@Velevra
 
2 TPE
@Ricer13
@Mongoose87
@jacobcarson877
@CowboyinAmerica
@Mysterious_Fish
@Hogan
@Spartan
@v.2
@DarkSpyro
@Alex
@KaleebtheMighty
@tcookie
@spa
@Grape
@RJMW
@Gaikoku-hito
@N0HBDY
@BOOM
@Subject056
@GioSivo
@chikn
@Dadam30
@HockeyFan4Life
@Lemorse7
@Anthique
@VattghernCZ
@Renomitsu
@Garsh
@dstevensonjr
@OrbitingDeath
@leandrofg
@cLoWn
 

1 TPE
@rory
@Smarch
@aimkin
@Cartripp14
@nerji
@Triller
@kirbithan
@horoscope
@Daniel Janser
@comrade cat
@Victor
@Noodle Enjoyer
@Scurvy
@Snussu
@Ahma
@AJW
@mattyIceman
@Zetterberg
@The goat of hockey
@Kisslinger
@Theory
@npuBeT
@Baby Boomer
@samx
@frescoelmo
@Girts
@Mystery_boy98
@STZ
@MicahC
@TheNeonShaman
@mintusaurus
@Peiffy
 
 
Alr, Again if you were not pinged you got 0 TPE so just try in Week 5.5

TPE TPE TPE!!!!!!
 
3 TPE
@Steve
@youloser1337
@JCarson
@LucyXpher
@Pifferfish
@Schnee
@Tetricide
@Velevra
 
2 TPE
@Ricer13
@Mongoose87
@jacobcarson877
@CowboyinAmerica
@Mysterious_Fish
@Hogan
@Spartan
@v.2
@DarkSpyro
@Alex
@KaleebtheMighty
@tcookie
@spa
@Grape
@RJMW
@Gaikoku-hito
@N0HBDY
@BOOM
@Subject056
@GioSivo
@chikn
@Dadam30
@HockeyFan4Life
@Lemorse7
@Anthique
@VattghernCZ
@Renomitsu
@Garsh
@dstevensonjr
@OrbitingDeath
@leandrofg
@cLoWn
 

1 TPE
@rory
@Smarch
@aimkin
@Cartripp14
@nerji
@Triller
@kirbithan
@horoscope
@Daniel Janser
@comrade cat
@Victor
@Noodle Enjoyer
@Scurvy
@Snussu
@Ahma
@AJW
@mattyIceman
@Zetterberg
@The goat of hockey
@Kisslinger
@Theory
@npuBeT
@Baby Boomer
@samx
@frescoelmo
@Girts
@Mystery_boy98
@STZ
@MicahC
@TheNeonShaman
@mintusaurus
@Peiffy
 
 
Alr, Again if you were not pinged you got 0 TPE so just try in Week 5.5

TPE TPE TPE!!!!!!
 
3 TPE
@Steve
@youloser1337
@JCarson
@LucyXpher
@Pifferfish
@Schnee
@Tetricide
@Velevra
 
2 TPE
@Ricer13
@Mongoose87
@jacobcarson877
@CowboyinAmerica
@Mysterious_Fish
@Hogan
@Spartan
@v.2
@DarkSpyro
@Alex
@KaleebtheMighty
@tcookie
@spa
@Grape
@RJMW
@Gaikoku-hito
@N0HBDY
@BOOM
@Subject056
@GioSivo
@chikn
@Dadam30
@HockeyFan4Life
@Lemorse7
@Anthique
@VattghernCZ
@Renomitsu
@Garsh
@dstevensonjr
@OrbitingDeath
@leandrofg
@cLoWn
 

1 TPE
@rory
@Smarch
@aimkin
@Cartripp14
@nerji
@Triller
@kirbithan
@horoscope
@Daniel Janser
@comrade cat
@Victor
@Noodle Enjoyer
@Scurvy
@Snussu
@Ahma
@AJW
@mattyIceman
@Zetterberg
@The goat of hockey
@Kisslinger
@Theory
@npuBeT
@Baby Boomer
@samx
@frescoelmo
@Girts
@Mystery_boy98
@STZ
@MicahC
@TheNeonShaman
@mintusaurus
@Peiffy
 
 
Alr, Again if you were not pinged you got 0 TPE so just try in Week 5.5

@Mysterious_FishAdd me to the ping list tyvm

Player Information
Username: hedgehog337
Player Name: Donnis Orange Krupis
Recruited From: Other (ig dis recreate)
Age: 49
Position: RW
Height: 73 in.
Weight: 242 lbs.
Birthplace: Latvia

Player Page
@VHLM GM

We are back with more TPE!
 
2 TPE
@Mongoose87
@Baby Boomer
@nerji
@wcats
@Pifferfish
@horoscope
@DarkSpyro
@Schnee
@badcolethetitan
@animal74
@scoop
@Velevra
@OrbitingDeath
@Zetterberg
 
1 TPE
@Daniel Janser
@N0HBDY
@Jason kranz (😭😭😭😭)
@Spartan
@aimkin
@FiZi
@Mystery_boy98
@dstevensonjr
@Enorama
@Alex
@Scurvy
@jacobcarson877
@v.2
@Triller
@Steve
@Sjin
@Ricer13
@GioSivo
@kirbithan
@LucyXpher
@Lemorse7
@jRuutu
@Anthique
@Victor
@UnkemptCL4PTP
@RJMW
@Ahma
@Nyx
@Tetricide
@sportexperts show
@Spaz
@Girts
@Doomsday
@Grape
@BOOM
@Noodle Enjoyer
@lilchrist
@Peiffy
@Jubis
@mintusaurus
@tcookie
@FrostBeard
@VattghernCZ
@Gaikoku-hito
@KaleebtheMighty
@comrade cat
@Keegan Gamble
@Kisslinger
@qripll
@Berocka
@Renomitsu
@Smarch
@Masu Chan
@Greg_Di
@Knight
@CowboyinAmerica
@Subject056
@Ktoms22
@Nathan_8
@Dadam30
@Phil
@pugsood

Nope, has to be snussu

Sorry about the Delay
 
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Hello  i'm here to recap san Diego's trade deadline. First, the marlins traded fan favourite defensemen Russell Sprout @betta57, a season 93 6th round pick, and a season 94 4th round pick in exchange for defence Ray Stanton @horoscope from Saskatoon. My former D partner in Russell Sprout was a two way Dman who put up decent numbers offensively with 6 goals, 25 apples for 31 points during his 52 games with the team. Ray Stanton has shown offensive promise with the Wild along with great offensive positioning making him a great combo that can fit on almost any D pairing.
     San Diego signed a ton of top tier free agents over the deadline. First, we signed Centre Jacob Longstreet @Dynamicmlb_42 who is a rookie with great offensive awareness and ok defence. Second we signed the man, the myth, the legend, Jillian woods @jacobcarson877 who play an INSANE defensive game and filthier mits than someone working at a crematorium. Third, we signed left wing Maverick Goncalves (great name by the way) @leandrofg who plays a great two way game and shows promise to become the best Swiss player in the VHLM. Fourth, we signed Goaltender Cash Antolak @Moneynation who is brand new and has a lot of room to grow but did show ok numbers in his debut vs the lynx. Last but not least we signed Felicia Hardy @JCarsonwho has decent hands and good defensive vision.
     In other news Saskatoon has traded Ughsike @UghSike, and Forum content @frescoelmoto miami in exchange for a a s93 1st round pick, a s94 2nd round pick, and Leon Bruhmaninho @BigBruhman . Ughsike in his time with the Saskatoon Wild scored 20 goals, 26 assists, for 46 points in 52 games, he's also a disciplined player only having 18 penalty minutes as of the time I'm writing this, his speed is impeccable and his shot is unstoppable. Forum Content before getting traded was having a monster year with 30 goals, 50 apples for 82 points during his time for Saskatoon and is probably one of if not the best play makers in the league as him and Ughspike carried there team being the only true stand out guys on that roster. Leon Bruhmaninhio is a decent offensive winger that I'm sure Saskatoon is happy to have on the roster as he put up 15 goals, 35 apples for 50 points showing how consistant he is on offense, the only thing holding him back from being a true number one right winger is his lack of defensive abilities which makes him a liability on the penalty kill.
     Saskatoon Seems to have accepted the rebuild as they also shipped off star winger Annie Oaks @Noodle Enjoyerwho put up 31 goals 33 apples for 64 points during they're stint with the Wild in exchange for picks and some good up and coming prospects such as Masa Akimoto @Hokikeijot who currently has 102 tpa, during they're time with the Aces they put up 5 goals and 18 apples for 23 points, they are a decent two way player who can turn into a decent top pairing D man. Overall it was a very exciting trade deadline.

Official Announcement 
 
On Monday February 5th Molly the Cat’s agent submitted the official resignation of Molly the Cat to London United front offices. It was a sad moment but one that Molly the Cat knew must happen.  
 
Molly the Cat had these words: 
 
I want to start by thanking the organization for putting their trust in me. Being made captain in my rookie year was a huge honor, one I took very seriously and hope that I lived up to. I want to thank the various players that I have had the chance to play with, learn from and grow with. There were so many great individuals who taught me so much about hockey, and myself. I could never list them all here. I will never forget them, and I expect our friendship to continue for years to come. 
 
To the fans of London United, thank you for your constant support. Please keep cheering the team, encouraging them, celebrating with them. As players we strive each day to be our best for you, to be worthy of the team’s name and to bring the championship to the city and the fans we play for. It was an amazing honor to bring the Continental Cup to London during my captaincy and our goal is to do it this year as well.  
 
I know that I must say goodbye, but I also know the team is well cared for. I like you, will be a lifetime fan of the London United. I get to join your voices, join in your hope, to see the Continental Cup once again be paraded down the streets of London. 
 
We are London, We are United. 

Just shy of the trade deadline, a few players from the Saskatoon Wild will have to change wardrobes for warmer weather. The trade destinations were, namely, Las Vegas, Miami, and San Diego. I managed to snag an interview with Ray Stanton, who was traded to the San Diego Marlins, at the beach. The quick defenseman is quickly getting adjusted to the new change of scenery. 

"It's been quite some time since I've seen a palm tree. No shortage of places to eat, either."

He reminisced, fondly, over his 1.16 point per game pace with the team, hoping to keep up. In less than formal words, he described what the keys to his success were.
 
"My macronutrients are MINT. I'm only eating the chicken parm on weekends now. ... I'm progressing faster than I thought. I'm holding my defensive assignments more and I'm not taking as many penalties."

His words aren't always concise, but his on-ice performance has been. His first two games as a Marlin came with 3 assists to match. He hopes to carry this throughout the playoff hunt and beyond.
 
Rick Hammer
HammerTimeBlog@VHL.com
City National Arena
Las Vegas, Nevada

Sorry about the Delay
 
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also only 13 people didnt get any tpe

We are back with more TPE!
 
2 TPE
@Mongoose87
@Baby Boomer
@nerji
@wcats
@Pifferfish
@horoscope
@DarkSpyro
@Schnee
@badcolethetitan
@animal74
@scoop
@Velevra
@OrbitingDeath
@Zetterberg
 
1 TPE
@Daniel Janser
@N0HBDY
@Jason kranz (😭😭😭😭)
@Spartan
@aimkin
@FiZi
@Mystery_boy98
@dstevensonjr
@Enorama
@Alex
@Scurvy
@jacobcarson877
@v.2
@Triller
@Steve
@Sjin
@Ricer13
@GioSivo
@kirbithan
@LucyXpher
@Lemorse7
@jRuutu
@Anthique
@Victor
@UnkemptCL4PTP
@RJMW
@Ahma
@Nyx
@Tetricide
@sportexperts show
@Spaz
@Girts
@Doomsday
@Grape
@BOOM
@Noodle Enjoyer
@lilchrist
@Peiffy
@Jubis
@mintusaurus
@tcookie
@FrostBeard
@VattghernCZ
@Gaikoku-hito
@KaleebtheMighty
@comrade cat
@Keegan Gamble
@Kisslinger
@qripll
@Berocka
@Renomitsu
@Smarch
@Masu Chan
@Greg_Di
@Knight
@CowboyinAmerica
@Subject056
@Ktoms22
@Nathan_8
@Dadam30
@Phil
@pugsood

Thanks Mr Fish

We are back with more TPE!
 
2 TPE
@Mongoose87
@Baby Boomer
@nerji
@wcats
@Pifferfish
@horoscope
@DarkSpyro
@Schnee
@badcolethetitan
@animal74
@scoop
@Velevra
@OrbitingDeath
@Zetterberg
 
1 TPE
@Daniel Janser
@N0HBDY
@Jason kranz (😭😭😭😭)
@Spartan
@aimkin
@FiZi
@Mystery_boy98
@dstevensonjr
@Enorama
@Alex
@Scurvy
@jacobcarson877
@v.2
@Triller
@Steve
@Sjin
@Ricer13
@GioSivo
@kirbithan
@LucyXpher
@Lemorse7
@jRuutu
@Anthique
@Victor
@UnkemptCL4PTP
@RJMW
@Ahma
@Nyx
@Tetricide
@sportexperts show
@Spaz
@Girts
@Doomsday
@Grape
@BOOM
@Noodle Enjoyer
@lilchrist
@Peiffy
@Jubis
@mintusaurus
@tcookie
@FrostBeard
@VattghernCZ
@Gaikoku-hito
@KaleebtheMighty
@comrade cat
@Keegan Gamble
@Kisslinger
@qripll
@Berocka
@Renomitsu
@Smarch
@Masu Chan
@Greg_Di
@Knight
@CowboyinAmerica
@Subject056
@Ktoms22
@Nathan_8
@Dadam30
@Phil
@pugsood