Kenamatic

1. I think it's still very early, as mentioned in the question we're outshooting our opponents so we're getting the opportunities, we're just not scoring on them. 2. Does Egg Nog count? If not Fudge covered crackers is kinda good. 3. Right now I think it'll be the Vancouver Wolves, they're first place, but they're also scoring almost 10 goals more than they're allowing. 4. Elf, that's uhhh.. honestly it. 5. The "Alexander Beketov Trophy" for most assists is the one I'd want to be named after, throughout my career so far including minors I've been more about assists than goals. 6. Not at the moment, I like to wait until every episode of at least a season is out before watching and nothing currently catches my interest.

1. Sorta feels like how we started last season, slow start just to end up first in our conference. If it's not gonna follow the same script, we just gotta keep pushing cause we have the players needed to make said push. 2. Tomato(or Cream of Mushroom if I don't have Tomato) 3. Pass backwards like Blake Comeau did in 2017 with the Avalanche while playing against the Jets... kidding. Probably attempt to do a between the legs shot. 4. Broke College Student, that way I already have everything. 5. I'm not that good with team names, but probably something along the line of Skyscrapers due to the many that occupy the Toronto area. 6. Depends what I'm having them with: Fish: Tartar Sauce Chicken: Ketchup Nothing: Ketchup/Gravy

1. 12, weird answer but it's my favourite number, nothing really else. 2. Tobey Maguire and Christian Bales in an amalgamated movie starring them as senior citizen versions of their respective Spider-Man and Batman. 3. I've gotta say David Rashford due to having the most points... that's how the EA series does it right? 4. NHL 24 is the last I played, but I'm at the point where I just do the 100 Overall Alumni vs. Team Japan lol, kinda lopsided. 5. Team Bowling Event, just don't bring Moon(he's a pro)! 6. Ivan's, it's a local restaurant and they probably make the best Poutine.

1. I think we're shaping up to make another great run in the playoffs like we did last season. 2. A local team nicknamed "The Trappers" were having a game and I won free tickets from school, it was mainly the most entertaining just due to the fact that it was the first ever hockey game I'd gone to in person, cause all I remember from it was the big fight that occurred pretty early on in the game. 3. I'm excited to play with everyone in general, these 3 new players just help bolster what I already think is an impressive lineup. 4. East: Nobody(Probably Florida) | West: Winnipeg. Winnipeg winning the Cup with no competition! 5. Bit of a selfish answer, but I wanna work on being able to put the puck in the back of the net since I already know I can set up my linemates. 6. I usually group them alphabetically by their author.

1. I believe Jimi Jaks has a good chance to finish the season as our leading scorer, Callahan also has a good chance as well I believe. 2. More Coffee at the Team meetings??? Maybe some Shooter Tutor Lessons(Especially for that Shotzky guy) 3. Mac and Cheese cause I'm honestly just that basic. 4. I believe so, the rookies will see progression. 5. Nah, Todds the Man even though he smells bad. 6. FRIENDS as it was one of the shows I grew up on.

Happy 17th!

Wayne Shotzky, possible prodigy or average player? We begin our look into Wayne from before his time in the VHL hierarchy of leagues; He was just a simple farm boy from the prairie regions of Canada, helping his parents run the farm each and every day whenever school let out with his older brother. But on one fateful day, he had heard from some of his schoolmates that there were going to be hockey tryouts during the winter months as his school was finally getting a hockey team, he raced home to ask his parents what exactly “hockey” was. His parents explained what the sport was to him and from that point on Wayne knew that it was what he wanted to do, he begged his parents for the equipment needed to attend the tryout, but they constantly rebuked him with promises of getting him the equipment if he finished all of his tasks when he came to helping out on the farm, but little did they know that their eldest son was secretly keeping money aside so that he could purchase the equipment for his dear younger brother. Eventually the time came for the tryouts and as farm season was over for the year, Wayne’s older brother bought him the equipment needed to partake in the tryouts, at the tryout the coaches were amazed with his speed and power, and he made the team, starting his young hockey career. Flash forward to Season 91 of VHLM, this was Shotzky’s debut in the VHL hierarchy. He was picked up just over halfway through the season by the Mississauga Hounds in the VHLM who he’d go on to play 34 games with securing a statline of 16-24-40 before getting his first taste of the VHLM playoffs where he played 6 games with a statline of 2-2-4. Now due to entering the league at such a late point in the season, he was removed from Mississauga and placed into the VHLM draft where he was drafted 7th overall by the Ottawa Lynx where he went on to have a remarkable season; putting up 111 points across the entire season with a statline of 48-63-111 helping lead Ottawa to a playoff spot and being co-winner of the Ethan Osborne Trophy with teammate Ivan Ivanov, but unfortunately they fell in 6 games as Shotzky wasn’t much help in the playoffs as he ended up with a statline of 1-3-4. During that same off-season that he was drafted by the Ottawa Lynx of the VHLM, Wayne Shotzky was drafted in both the VHL(Toronto Legion) and VHLE(Stockholm Vikings), he’s currently played two full seasons with Stockholm putting up a total statline of 39-88-127 combined in the two seasons there. While being able to maintain an above PPG during his first season(20-55-75 in 72 Games) with Stockholm, we did see Shotzky drop somewhat in production during his second season(19-33-52 in 72 Games) as possibly nerves caught up to him. Who knows what the future holds for Wayne Shotzky though, he’s expected to be able to make the Toronto Legion lineup going into Season 95, but GM Moon might want his young player to have another season in the VHLE to try and see if he can rekindle the fire that led him to being a player that was above a PPG in his first three seasons in the minors and bring that success to an already thriving Toronto Legion franchise. (573 words)

1. It's Loki's fault. 2. Fans say it all the time "SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT" 3. Possibly, but we definitely have what it takes without any trades happening to make the playoffs and have a deep run. 4. I'm extremely confident in a rebound during our remaining games. 5. Even if you go up 3-0 and blow that lead forcing a Game 7, as long as you win the 4th one it doesn't matter what happened in-between(it's still funny). 6. Anaheim, bringing back GoalieMask McDuckface was good.

1. Our offense has just hit a very... very dry spell, once it reignites, we'll be untouchable. 2. I was kinda hoping to at least have somewhat of a repeat season being just over a PPG, so I'm a bit disappointed about my play. 3. I don't think a big trade is needed for our playoff run, everyone that's already here is exactly what we need. 4. I'm currently in a heat warning, but last summers 103(F) has to be the hottest I've dealt with as a Northern lad. 5. Don't got one, not listening to music a lot right now. 6. Hackey Sack with the puck.

1. What makes Cologne a difficult foe to face right now is that everything is clicking for them, they're scoring the goals that they need to and their defense/goaltending is limiting the goals against. 2. I think Oslo can turn their season around, there's still lots of season left for them to make a run and they're only 12 points behind the last playoff spot. A good stretch of games is all they'll need to right the ship. 3. I'd say the rivalry is pretty big, especially between Stockholm and Vasteras. We all wanna prove we're the best Scandinavian team in the league, but with both us and the Iron Eagles being in Sweden, that rivalry expands to trying to be the best team in the country. 4. Vasteras, their fans are extremely dedicated and easily know how to get under the skin of opposing players. 5. Just work and play video games, hopefully can get the new NCAA Football game when it comes out next month. 6. Panther team good, Oil team bad.

1. I feel we're performing very well, the scoring isn't quite there yet, but at the same time our defense/goaltending is superb and a strong reason why we have the least goals against and I feel that when we do get our scoring figured out, our defense and goaltending will still be there to lock the other teams down. 2. I'm stuck between both Felicia Hardy and Aleksanteri Kaskiniemi-Kekkonen, Hardy is both locking down other teams when they're on the ice and putting up the points, while Kaskiniemi-Kekkonen is only averaging 2 goals against per game, which keeps us very much in the thick of it every single game with a strong chance to win. 3. Vasteras is who I see being the one to break out and move up the table. 4. I think we're keeping pace with them, once our scoring heats up, I think we'll be a bit ahead. 5. The Battalion in the OHL. 6. BY GOD IS THAT THE BUFFALO SABRES MUSIC!?(I want neither to win, but I'd pick Florida)

1. A repeat of last season at the least, if not more. 2. Still warming up off the ice, but I feel our on-ice connection is second to none. 3. Honestly I'm stuck between both Oslo and Cologne being the biggest obstacles in our way, but I also know that all of us here in Stockholm can push past any obstacle in our way. 4. Bamboo Shoots, just a weird texture and not every one has had the same texture to me. 5. Don't listen to them often enough to have one. 6. The Utah Bees, they're the bee state for a reason.

Player Information Username: Kenamatic Player Name: Wayne Shotzky Recruited From: Member (badcolethetitan) Age: 20 Position: LW Height: 75 in. Weight: 237 lbs. Birthplace: Canada Player Page @VHLM GM