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Why not, I'll apply

1.With the season coming to a close, what do you hope to accomplish before the season ends? "...Raise the cup, honestly. It'd be such a move to hoist the cup. But even if I don't hoist the cup, I've already accomplished so much more than I ever expected to. I'm here, and I think that's enough cup or not." 2. Is the Founder's Cup a two horse race between Ottawa and us? "...I really want to talk shit but I'm not going to and jinx the hell out of us." 3. What teammate had been the most have been the most underrated? "I don't hear a lot about Skilton, Shelby, or Reingard. They're all really solid and good players. And...Skilton's cute so he gets a pass." 4. What team are you looking forward to playing in the playoffs? "Saskatoon, for...reasons." 5. What is a hobby outside of hockey that your player enjoys? "I like reading, video games, normal Gen Z things, I guess. Ironically enough I collect Hockey Cards--Don't. Don't ask how many of myself I have just--just don't worry about it. I just want to make sure they get my likeness correct--" 6. With the NHL Playoffs underway, who is your pick to win it all? "I was born in Toronto, but I enjoy this thing called sanity. So the part of me born under Maple Leaves is rooting for Toronto, but the sensible part of me is rooting for the Oilers. I think my Agent is a Kraken fan, but...we know...we know how that went." "rude." - ethan, agent of Robin Sierra

i just REALLY like making these things they're so fun , if you look closely you'll see Helsinki City Centre, and I might start putting more easter eggs into my graphics bc it'll be funny i had this idea pop into my head while talking to the nice guys on the Helsinki Titans (@samx and @Triller), and I spent a stupid amount of time researching Finnish hockey only for it not really to matter in the end but HEY fuck it we groove btw while we're here STREAM GLORIA GROOVE!!!!! and Ana Lua Caiano and idk message me if you want non-english music recs bc I have them like pokemon cards okay I'm tired i'm going to bed GOODNIGHt. -ethan agent of robin sierra

This is based off of the time I bought the Las Vegas Aces and moved them to Quebec City. I made this version in French: Albeit I don't speak French let alone Quebecois French (ok je parle un peu але моя українська краща. ухххххх слухайте Ana Lua Caiano на Spotify, її музика чудова) so if it translates weirdly my apologies. idk why i talk so formally on here its really not that serious There's Lore I guess? There was an Expansion Draft, but I was too lazy to see how ACTUAL VHL(E/M) expansion drafts work so I just went based off of vibes. QUEBEC TALONS ROSTER - VHL VERSION: Connor Simard (Halifax 21st) Maple Dogwood (Halifax 21st) Cole Stermer (Houston Bulls) Johnny Tsunami (Houston Bulls) Nikita Yolishev (Las Vegas Aces) Eugene Ryanheart (Las Vegas Aces) Dakota Nachbaur (Mexico City Kings) Isaak Robinson (Miami Marauders) Aiden Paige (Miami Marauders) Taylor Swift (Mississauga Hounds) Matteo Stefano (Mississauga Hounds) Marek Nowaczyk (Ottawa Lynx) Jillian Woods (Ottawa Lynx) Staroseltsev Mikhail (Philadelphia Reapers) Magni Jinn (Philadelphia Reapers) Keith Perry (San Diego Marlins) Kevin Johnathen (San Diego Marlins) Austin Goulet lll (Saskatoon Wild) So. Yeah.

1. Welcome @Phil and hire new player to the team. What is exciting about the latest recruit? "It feels really good that I'm not the only new guy on the team anymore. It's less...isolating, if that makes sense. Not that I feel isolated, its just a me thing. I"m just excited to have someone else who's new on the team." 2. There was also a trade. A S95 1st rounder for S94 4th AND S95 2nd. Is this a good trade building for the future? "I think it's better for longevity, but honestly I just play the game. Logistics are for...everyone else but me, if that makes sense." 3. Should more have been done to load up for the Cup run? "...What else were we supposed to do? Steroids? I think we've been playing extremely well and we're currently top of the league--I think. Let me check." Robin Sierra proceeded to google the standings. "Second. We're second. Which is still good, and I'm happy with how the team and I have played." 4. What team made the biggest moves in this trade deadline? "Honestly no clue. I forgot trade deadlines were happening and totally didn't keep up with it." 5. What is the weirdest way you have been injured? "I got hit by a car in the parking lot going into practice once. I was more mad I got hit by a Ford, but then the next day I couldn't walk. So." 6. Which visiting team should I arrange hotel arrangements for? "...Philly? They seem alright."

+10 for Robin Sierra

1. "I think we have to just keep at it, y'know. We have a good core, and good players, and the drive, and soon enough I think the one point lead will be a distant memory." 2. "Good question, actually. Maybe Tommy Shelby? I'm not sure." 3. "Probably the Aces to either Hartford or Quebec City. I just hate Las Vegas." 4. "Knee pads?" 5. "I mean like, Halifax wasn't in the Line of Totality, so it was just kind of boring. I got the glasses and everything, went outside for three minutes, saw a wasp, and went back inside." 6. "I've always cut my stick tape with my skate to make sure its sharp enough. I don't even remember how it started, honestly."

Hoo Hoo.

me and the owner of the Las Vegas Aces got into a gambling match legally I can't divulge much but lets just say i didn't lose

1. So how did you celebrate the Easter holiday yesterday? "Nothing, really. Listened to Madison Beer. That's it." 2. Today is indeed April's Fools Day. What is the greatest prank you fell for or pulled off? "I dyed Andrew Skillton's @ace_five_ laces with glow-in-the-dark ink but I don't know if he's noticed yet." 3. What is your response to the recent embezzlement scandal? "Horrible people will be horrible people." 4. Which Western Conference is more of a threat to us, Vegas Aces or Houston Bulls? "...One is a paper card the other is a deadly animal." 5. Is Pombo already a lock for S93 VHLM MVP or will someone else(most likely Maple Dogwood) win this award? "I'm rooting for Dogwood, personally. Don't tell him I said that though." 6. Alexandr Novotny @Patrik Tallinder has been racking up the assist. How important has his passing ability been to the team? "It's been immensely helpful on the ice. It adds a dynamic aspect to our offence, which I really like."

1. Currently, we are tied for first in the Eastern Conference. What has been the highlights for you so far? "There's a lot, actually. This being my inaugural season in the VHLM has been special, I've been enjoying that part, but I've enjoyed being apart of this team. I've really enjoyed finding my footing while everyone else is at the start of the season. That's probably been the highlight for me." 2. Maple Dogwood @dogwoodmaple has been the driving force so far with 15 points in 12 games. What driven him to this hit start? "His talent, his love for the game, I'm not sure. I'm not him, so your guess is as good as mine." 3. Who do you feel is going to be our biggest rivals this season? "Ottawa, probably. We don't have to worry about Miami, so I'd say Ottawa." 4. What is your favourite non NHL team? "Coachella Valley Firebirds." 5. What was the crazier sport event this month; NHL Trade Deadline, NHL Offseason Free Agency, or March Madness? "NHL Trade Deadline, I'd say." 6. Where do you eat to celebrate something good or special? "There's this little restaurant called 'Broth House' in Halifax that's really good. I have to get the team out there one day."

...What font did you use for the teams so I can steal them lmao