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PUT THE JERSEY IN THE RAFTERS

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I THINK THIS GRAPHIC WOULD LOOK REALLY GOOD IF THERE WAS A GOALIE IN IT. NOW ONTO THE MIGHT ICE WIZARD'S GRAPHIC REVIEW. IF I DIDN'T KNOW THE FACES OF THE PLAYERS AND YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS A MINOR LEAGUE JERSEY I WOULD BELIEVE YOU. I AM NOT FOOLED EASILY. THE LOGO SWAP HAS BEEN DONE VERY WELL. I AM ALSO A BIG FAN OF DROP SHADOWS I THINK THEY USUALLY MAKE THINGS LOOK VERY CRISP AND THAT STANDS TRUE HERE. I THINK THE MIDDLE OF THE GRAPHIC IS CLUTTERED WITH THE TWO OCEAN CODOLLERS NEXT TO EACHOTHER AND THE OCEAN CODOLLER ON THE RIGHT SHOULD BE MOVED INTO THE BACKGROUND SO THAT THE MAIN OCEAN CODOLLER HAS THE MAIN FOCAL POINT ON HIM AND WILL RESULT IN A MORE BALANCED IMAGE. EIGHT POINT EIGHT SIX OUT OF TEN

GOOD EVENING MIAMI!!! ROYSKI IS BACK FOR PRESSERS!!! (Week ending 8/18/2024) Thanks to @Ricer13for holding down the ship while I was gone. Now onto questions!!! 1. With games well underway already, how do you feel about Miami's start to the season? 2. As a player, what would you like to see from Miami management this season to make your time here the best it can be? 3. What is the best/most useful thing that someone has taught you? 4. Are you a late night person or an early morning person during the summers? 5. Opposing teams have been complaining about the barrels of fish that we store outside of their locker rooms during games. What do you think we should do about this situation? 6. Who is your biggest idol/role model? See you next week!

1. You should make a player named "please don't draft me" in the mean time and see what happens. Or maybe named "I'm going to retire" and just not say when. 2. My office. Other than that I'm a 60 second walk from the beach so sometimes I just go and ponder my orb on the beach 3. The last time I've ever touched a bike was when I did a 40 mile marathon around my city when I was 17 or 18. I did not want to bike for a long time after that lmao 4. Yes and no. I think superstitions are a lot of fun and can build good team chemistry and relations, like a ritual. If superstitions do affect an actual game in any way, it doesn't affect it more than the hard work of the players. 5. Calgary 6. He gets heat-stroke very easily. Luckily not a factor in a winter sport like Hockey, so he has ZERO weakness'

WOOOOOO I GOT MORE THAN ONE (1) TPE!!!! ROYSKI NUMBA ONE!!!!!!!!!

JUST CLAIM WELFARE!!!!!!! YOU CAN STILL BE A STRONG PLAYER!!!!! Hope you're doing well though Ki, I hope you're able to stick around the VHL

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VHL

Welcome to the Royal Court And to this season's ROYALS JST ROSTER!!! Administration GM - @Royski AGM - @Mysterious_Fish Forwards (W) - Phil Sakic @Phil (W) - Meghan Dancalot @diacope (C) - Danny Ross @Spartakiller2 (W) - Justin Rike @JCV (W) - Laimdots Sarkanis @Anomalijs (W) - Kirill Tyutyayev @ColeMrtz (W) - Steven Nichols @SlyDigi (C) - Marek Vojtisek @MAVO Defensemen (D) - Einar Mathiesen @xsjack (D) - Ronan Amnon @Breeze837 (D) - Dog Jagr @koty_k Goaltenders (G) - Dustin Wolf @ElementStyx9 Captaincy will be announced in the JST discord by July 18th!!! If you aren't already, please join the JST Discord to get involved in the locker room and to follow the Tournament along! https://discord.gg/jcKcY3PZ

1. Goalie. Always goalie. Never not goalie (goalie) 2. I play a lot of Hockey Nation, I've been trying to get into EHM and FHM10 but I need to take the time to actually figure out those games to play them properly lol 3. The peak of Panorama mountain in the Rockies 4. I don't know! I honestly thought BOG stood for Back of Game. Like a developer. They seem really cool though I don't think I've directly interacted with any of them though 5. I think being a simmer. It just doesn't seem like my kinda thing. 6. Karaoke machine. And frisbee

1. @Mysterious_Fish for sure. Accidentally spent like 4+ hours on the podcast recording and had to cut it down so much. We just love yapping together 2. #16 Helsinki for cup champs 3. I like the idea of it. I had a lot of fun there this past season 4. Silky mitts for clean dangles. 5. I'm not a big basketball fan. Oh you mean tricks? No I hate being lied to. Magicians are just lying to my face when they do a trick. They probably make fun of me behind my back after... 6. My actual answer is shelby GT500. My smart answer is a Bugatti la voiture so I can sell it then buy a Shelby GT500

Thanks to @Mysterious_Fish for coming onto the podcast!

I just got whiplash from Pinky's character development

GOOD AFTERNOON MIAMI!!! Welcome to your presser for the week ending July 7th!!!!! Happy Canada day as well 1. Miami is on a 4 game point streak! How long do you think we can keep this up? 2. With 5 games left in the season, where do you think we will end in terms of standings? 3. What team do you hope to meet in the first round of the playoffs? 4. There have been several rumours circulating the league that claim Jeffrey Pines Jr. is taking illegal PED's in light of his recent performance. How do you feel about these allegations? 5. Do you have any preparations you are making for when the post-season comes around? 6. After an incredibly in depth survey, we've decided to add MORE cannons to the Marauders arena ship; despite the protests of the city council. How do you feel about these changes? Thank you for your time. See you next week!

ROYSKI REDEMPTION ARC? I APPLY!!!

GOOD AFTERNOON MIAMI!!! Welcome to your presser for the week ending June 30th!!!! 1. If you could change the branding of one VHL/E/M team, which team and what would you change about it? 2. Where do you think Miami's game struggles the most? 3. We have just moved our backup goalie Spider Panda @Ricer13 to our rival this season, Halifax. How do you feel about this deal? 4. Who has impressed you the most this season? 5. If you could perfect one skill, what would it be? 6. The cannons on the arena ship have been deemed as a... "hazard". Do you have any solutions to remedy this? Thank you for your time. See you next week!

GOOD AFTERNOON MIAMI!!! Welcome to your presser for the week ending June 23rd!!!!!!! 1. What do you think is the most important factor of a game when playing hockey? 2. What do you think would be the most useful piece of hockey equipment to be stranded on an island with? 3. Do you have any favourite quotes? 4. What do you think is the most fun thing to do in the VHL? 5. What is your favourite hobby currently? 6. Do you have any Celebrity Doppelgangers? Thank you for your time. See you next week!

1. Do you collect anything? Yeah! I've got a huge collection of records that I like to update a little too often lol 2. What is your most prized possession? Probably my PC. I use it for a lot of my hobbies that I wouldn't be able to do without. 3. Do you watch the playoffs of a sport if your team isn't in it? I used to only watch hockey if my team was involved in a game, but as I got older I started to enjoy the sport as a whole. I try to watch as many ploff games as I can it's always nice to keep up. 4. At what age do you think you will still be an active part of the VHL? Probably until whatever age the energy drinks catch up to me 5. What happens when a team retires too many jerseys and there aren't enough double digit numbers left? At a certain point you gotta let some numbers be worn again. Maybe like 10-20 numbers actively retired at a time, and when a new one is retired the oldest one goes back into rotation? 6. How many jobs have you had in the VHL? If none, what ones would you want? Currently I am AGM of the Marauders and also a VSN Podcaster. I also got to GM in the JST and the WJC which were each a blast.

Hello all! I am starting a new podcast for the VSN called "VHL Unplugged" where I will be interviewing different members of the VHL on a bi-weekly basis to get to know the people behind the usernames! @Alex has kindly volunteered to be the first guest of the podcast. There is a section where I will ask Alex questions that are submitted by the community (in the future via a google form in the comments of the podcast) and I need your questions to bother this man with! Deadline will be Thursday, June 13th at 4pm EST. Please make sure the questions are kept semi-professional and also related to either Alex and/or the VHL. Feel free to either post them in the comments, or message me directly on the forums or discord! @royski212 Thank you!

GOOD EVENING MIAMI!!! Welcome to your presser for the week ending June 16th!!!!!!! Now onto da questions 1. As of writing this (June 12th), the Marauders are 3rd in the standings. 6 points behind Mexico, and 8 points behind Halifax! What are your thoughts on Miami's chances of Miami clinching 1st in the standings and bringing home a president's cup? 2. What do you think either yourself or Miami can do to improve thus far? 3. What do you think the goal song for Miami should be this season? 4. If you could spend the day with any NHL player, who would it be? 5. If you could change or remove one rule from the NHL, which would it be and why? 6. If you could change one thing about the VHL, what would it be? Thank you for your time. See you next week!

That Sakic / Robinson connection is unreal

Hali has been cooking us in games!!! Our battle in the playoffs if we meet will be legendary. But yeah! I absolutely agree with something like this being a good change. The only issue I foresee is with the E still being a 400 TPE cap would really struggle in a small space of 300-400 TPE players and would become incredibly niche. As much as I would like to say it doesn’t matter to me what happens to teams and leagues, I don’t think any team deserves to be smothered out of a league by lack of players or staff. I also second the notion of Sierra getting the praise they deserve. When I look at the players leaderboard I want to see Miami!!!! And Robin Sierra is RUINING that for me!!!! Thank you for the feedback! I think we are going to make some small tweaks to our talking points so we can have some more about first gens and such! I appreciate it greatly.