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RAAAAAHHHH TEAM EUROPE WILL CLEAR!!!! FORWARDS: MAVERICK GONCALVES - @leandrofg ANTONIA BUCATINI - @CowboyinAmerica ANNIE OAKS - @Noodle Enjoyer VANUZA KOLESINSKA - @chikn PIERRE MARC BOUCHARD - @Gaikoku-hito NICO BELIQUE - @Syzygy DAN JR. - @Danzo THE PHANTOM OF THE VHL (AND THE WJC NOW) - @Hogan STEVE FRENCH - @Seabass DEFENCE: SCRUNGLE BUNGLE - @Novanod ALEXANDR NOVOTNY - @Patrik Tallinder MASA AKIMOTO - @Hokikeijot PHIL TAYLOR - @Legacy GOALTENDING: DAVID SLEZAK - @ShawnGlade ALEKSANTERI KASKINIEMI-KEKKONEN - @Snussu Please join the WJC discord HERE and ping me so we can claim moral superiority over our competitors

Good Afternoon Miami (Presser for week ending May 26th) With the VHL draft now all wrapped up, congratulations to Toby Cook (@KRZY) on going 25th overall this season! Now on to questions... 1. If you watched the draft, what did you think of the class this season? 2. What was the biggest surprise that you saw on the draft board? 3. Do you have a favourite VHL team? 4. After this draft, do you have any predictions for S95's VHL Cup Winner? 5. Today is Game 7 in the NHL between the Oilers and the Canucks. Do you have a Stanley Cup favourite out of the 5 teams left in the playoffs? (Dallas, Florida, New York, Vancouver, Edmonton) 6. And lastly, do you think we should remove stop signs from around the arena? Thank you for your time. See you next week!

No unrelated questions please. Only answers and compliments will be accepted

GOOD EVENING MIAMI!!! Happy Monday and welcome to your Press Conference for this week ending May 19th! And boy do we have a busy week ahead with all of the off-season events happening. On to the questions! 1. What do you think is the most important part of being a leader? Is it different when it comes to being on or off the ice? 2. What is your favourite way to train during the off-season? 3. The World Junior Championship is going to be starting soon! Which nation are you most excited to watch this season? 4. If you had to pick one hockey skill that you could never train again, which one would it be? 5. On the contrary; if you could pick one hockey skill that you were the best in the world at, which would THAT one be? 6. An Aurora Borealis happened just a few days ago! Were you able to catch it? Monster of the week is; Controversially, Aussie Lemonade. What a banger. Thank you for your time. See you next week!

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He is correct

GOOD AFTERNOON MIAMI!!! Welcome to your press conference for the week ending May 12th! (Shoutout to @ace_five_ because I stole his presser graphics ) 1. The Playoffs have officially wrapped up! In your opinion, what was the most exciting matchup in the post-season?? 2. The big draft is coming very soon, and several Miami folk are eligible in at least one league's draft. What's your mindset like for these days leading up to the draft? Are you nervous? I am. I'm nervous for you! AND EXCITED!!! 3. Speaking of drafts, the JST draft has been completed recently as well, and the tournament is set to start soon! If you weren't eligible to participate, do you plan on following the tournament? (Good luck to the Marauders who are in it!!) 4. The City of Miami called. They wanted to know if you're spending your off-season vacation on home turf or abroad. What have you been up to thus far? 5. One day you're going to be a big star in the VHL... what is one brand that you would love to be sponsored by one day?? 6. There are plenty of caffeine addicts out there. I'm one of them. What's your favourite or go-to caffeinated drink? If you don't do caffeine, what is your favourite drink in general? Thanks for being here! Go Marauders

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The Mighty Ice Wizard is interested in this position.

The Mighty Ice Wizard is interested in this position.

Skill issue me thinks. They shouldn't blame you for their choices

This is basically like christmas how could anyone hate you

1 - So we went out in five games versus Houston. How tough is this loss for you? Very. With my first season in a professional league, it would've made for a wonderful Cinderella story if the backup was able to save the series. Unfortunately, my big story will have to wait. But it will come 2 - What are your plans for the offseason? Will you be trying anything new out to improve as a player? My plans are to practice, practice and practice! I wasn't good enough this season, so I'll make sure I am by the start of the next. I'm going to be honing in on my rebound control and the glove to make sure that I am unstoppable between the pipes. 3 - Are you in any other sim leagues? If so, what is the variety of sports? Nope! Hockey is my one and only. Fun fact, I have a fear of baseballs. 4 - The Aces look to have a solid roster next season. Where do you plan on playing? Wherever the wind takes me! I'm slotted for the VHLM Dispersal draft, so wherever I end up will be where I play. I would love to wear an Aces jersey at the start of next season, but I can't be partial since it's not in my control. I just consider myself lucky to be playing in such a great league. 5 - Are you still following the playoff and watching certain players? Who are your favorites to win the three Cups? Nope. My focus is completely on improving my game. I have been watching the VHL to take notes of the stud goaltenders to take after the likes of them! 6 - Next season you're getting another cool deposit into your bank account! What's your player gonna spend it on? Probably Subway. Like a footlong. Steak and Cheese with extra steak and extra cheese.

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